| The Fairly OddParents! episode transcript | |
| "Dream Goat!" | |
| Season №: | 1 |
|---|---|
| Episode №: | 6A |
| Airdate: | May 4, 2001 |
| Transcript List | |
This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents! episode, "Dream Goat!" from Season 1, which aired on May 4, 2001.
Script
(Episodes opens at the City Hall. A group of kids are chanting 'Chompy' while an unimpressed Vicky stands among them)
- Timmy: (Holding Cosmo and Wanda disguised as balloons) Chompy! Chompy!
- Wanda: Hey Timmy...
- Cosmo: ...what's a Chompy? Does it hurt?
- Timmy: Chompy's a goat. He's Dimmsdale's town hero and mascot! (Holds up a photo of Chompy)
- Vicky: (Pushes kids away) One side, parasites! Ugh! Can't believe your parents made me take you on this stupid tour of the city hall.
- Timmy: They're paying you, aren't they? Besides, it's Chompy! I can't learn enough about Chompy!
- Vicky: (Holds on to Timmy's shoulders) Well, here's a physics lesson, poindexter, (wedgies Timmy) undies plus gravity equals wedgie!
- Mayor: (Walks up to them with a smile) Hehe! Oh, you kids and your goat. I'm the Mayor! Doesn't anyone want to hear about my accomplishments?
(Everyone is silent while a wolf whistles in the background and a tumbleweed rolls past)
- Mayor: I hate not being the goat. (Beckons the group to follow him) Let's continue the tour with a walk through the hall of goaty greatness. (While showing them pictures on the wall) It was Chompy who pulled the cart of children from a collapsing daycare center... and then changed their diapers!
(The crowd of children cheer 'Yay Chompy!')
- Mayor: Chompy, whose tireless research found the cure for polio!
- Timmy: Wasn't that Jonas Salk?
- Mayor: (Angrily) Only if you believe those liars at the patent office!!
(The crowd of children jeer 'Boo, liars at the patent office!')
- Mayor: And Chompy, who's quick thinking saved out town from a raging fire!
(A small film plays of a cow knocking over a lantern, and then Chompy pushes the cow on to the fire to put it out. Chompy bleats. The crowd of children cheer 'Yay Chompy!')
- Mayor: And now, behold the living glory that is Chompy the goat! (Pulls a rope)
(The crowd of children 'ooh' as a pair of red curtains pull apart and reveal Chompy miserably lying in a compacted cage, drops of water from a water bottle dropping on his face)
- Wanda: That's him?
- Cosmo: What's the big deal? He's just a smelly old goat.
(The crowd of children spit out their water in surprise)
- Mayor: WHO SAID THAT?!
(Cosmo and Wanda look at each other before popping)
- Mayor: (Wagging his finger at Timmy) How dare you minimize the importance of Chompy! The rest of you can go to the Chompy the Goat gift shop because it looks as if SOMEBODY needs a little alone time with our goat hero.
- Vicky: Ha! See ya, twerp.
- Mayor: GO! BEG CHOMPY'S FORGIVENESS!
(Everyone walks away. Cosmo and Wanda poof in beside Timmy)
- Wanda: For a town hero, he sure looks sad. You think he likes it in there?
- Timmy: (Looks inside Chompy's cage) I don't know. I wish I could see what he was thinking.
- Cosmo: One goat mind reading power coming up!
(Cosmo and Wanda's wands glow anda cloud of smoke covers Timmy. He turns to Chompy and reads his mind. Inside Chompy's mind, there is an image of himself in an open field running towards a lady goat and falls in love with her. Cosmo and Wanda appear as cherubs)
- Wanda: Aww! Goat love!
- Cosmo: They say it's the most honest love there is!
- Timmy: (Stops reading Chompy's mind) All Chompy wants is to be free! To run and frolic and meet girl goats!
- Cosmo: Who doesn't want that?
- Timmy: I wish Chompy could be free to live wherever his heart desires! (Places his hand against the cage and Chompy places his goat hoof on the other side)
(Cosmo and Wanda cry as their wands glow, and the cage is risen over Chompy)
- Timmy: (Getting a lick from Chompy) You're welcome!
(Cosmo and Wanda poof Chompy away)
- Vicky: Hey twerp!
(Cosmo and Wanda disappear)
- Vicky: (Dressed in Chompy merchandise) Time to go. But first...
(Vicky wedgies Timmy and pulls his underwear over his head, making him run and bump into the wall. Vicky laughs until Timmy blindly pushes her down in the cage and runs on top of her)
- Vicky: Get off me, you dork!
- Mayor: (Walking alongside two police officers drinking coffee) Smelly old goat, can you believe it... CHOMPY'S GONE!
(The two police officers spit their coffee over the mayor in shock)
- Mayor: (Points to Timmy) And that masked hero captured the goat napper!
- Male police officer: Good work, underwear-over-your-head lad!
(Timmy pulls his underwear off of his head and sighs in relief)
- Mayor: It's you! The boy who didn't understand the relevance of Chompy!
- Timmy: But...
- Mayor: (Places a hand over Timmy's shoulders and interrupts him) I know! You're crushed because you couldn't stop the goat napper before she handed our beloved goat over to her team of terrorist goat-taking cohorts!
- Vicky: What?
- Mayor: Take her away!
- Vicky: (Getting dragged away by the police officers) Hey! No!!
- Timmy: (Placing his hat back on his head) Wow. Vicky's getting blamed for what I did.
(Cosmo and Wanda poof in as birds)
- Timmy: Cool! (Smiles and walks out of the City Hall)
- Wanda: Don't you think you should say something?
- Timmy: Well, maybe... I mean, I should tell the truth...
- Mayor: New town hero Timmy, (Miss Dimmsdale poses beside him) can Miss Dimmsdale give you a ride home in our shiny new hovercraft?
- Timmy: (Timmy's eyes gleam before pulling himself back) I don't know. You see, the truth is... Vicky didn't really take the... (A sash is placed around him displaying the word 'HERO')
- Mayor: And once you get home, can she give you the shiny new hovercraft? (Dangles the car keys in front of him)
- Wanda: Timmy's not old enough to drive!
- Mayor: And here's your special ten and under town hero driver's license! (Gives Timmy the license)
- Cosmo: I call shotgun! (Poofs away with Wanda)
(Timmy drives the hovercraft to his house, destroying two cars and the hovercraft in the process before parking)
- Timmy: (Jumping out) Sorry about the hovercraft, Miss Dimmsdale.
- Miss Dimmsdale: (Putting on lipstick) That's okay, Timmy. You've got town hero hovercraft insurance! (Drives away)
(A crowd of children appear with underwear over their heads and signs saying 'YAY TIMMY' and 'UNDERWEAR!!')
- Girl #1: Hey look! It's town hero Timmy a.k.a. underwear-over-his-head lad.
- Girl #2: Let's rip off his clothes and auction them on the internet!
(The crowd run after him shouting 'Timmy' as he runs inside his home.)