"Happy birthday, Denzel! Make a wish!"

"I have a middle-aged son who has a stupid online show. How do you think I'm doing?"

"Where's the young, happy little Ball of Sunshine that used to be my son?"

(about Mr. Crocker) "Don't bother. That's how he got me to be his music leader." (shows a chain attached to her leg)

Dolores-Day Crocker