Crocker: "Yes! [snaps fingers] Now I remember! He has... (all students covering their ears) FAIRY GODPARENTS!! FAIRY GODPARENTS!! FAIRY GODPARENTS!! Ohh..."
"Oh, they will, Turner. See, I know you're remaining childlike in order to keep your FAIRIES! But I'll play along with your game, 'cause soon I will catch them. And then, it will be I, Mr. Denzel Crocker, who will be making the wishes around here!!! [the students stare at him] Heh. Go on... make a wish. I dare you. "
"And that's what the erudites call EXISTENTIALISM!!"
"Fairy godparents exist.. Yes they do!"
"Go Timmy's dad!"
Timmy: "Why is he screaming?"
Crocker: "Because he was wrong, and he got an F like you!"
Crocker: [speaking on the phone in a deep voice] "I hear your perfect plan just got un-perfect. If you want answers, meet me tonight, 8-ish, in the Alley, corner of Hall and Oates."
Crocker's Mother: "Denzel, who are you talking to?"
Crocker: [in his regular voice] "Quiet, mother! I'm on the phone using my voice disguiser!"
Crocker's mother: "But your mac and cheese is ready!"
Crocker: "Oh boy! Mac and-- [deep voice] I mean, uh, come alone."
Magnate: "These [photos] are from today, when everything went... funny."
Crocker: "Not funny. FAIRY! These are his fairies. His fairies are the key to your success... or failure."
Magnate: "Hmm. [chuckles] Incredible. And to think, I thought you were crazy."
Crocker: "Ehh, creepy. Not crazy."
"Look at the man-child go. Pathetic how he won't grow up. Despicable how he revels in his childish bubble of no responsibilities. But without his fairies, his cushy, carefree life... is over."
"Hahahaha! Thanks to my Atomic Fairy Incarcerator, I'll show that Timmy Turner that I now have possession of his... FAIRY... GODPARENTS!"
Crocker:"Can't wait to see the look on Timmy Turner's face when we use the FAIRY! Incarcerator. And turn the power of his own FAIRIES! against him. Heheheheh!"
Tootie: "What fairies? ...Mr. Crocker, is that you?"