Bus Driver: Let's go! 7:30 means 7:30! You guys are late, and I'm not gonna miss my soap opera!
Timmy: [running toward the bus] Wait! It's only 7:32! I'm only two minutes late! Wait for me! [the bus leaves]
Francis: [grabs Timmy from behind] Bark like a wiener dog and I won't make your face hurt, Turner. [Timmy barks desperately] That's not a wiener dog. That's a Swiss punch monkey. [punches Timmy]
[Fade to Mr. Crocker's classroom as the school bell rings. Timmy, who has two black eyes, finishes a test and gives it to Crocker]
Mr. Crocker: Heh. Good news, Turner! You've taken "F" to a new level! I'm going to give you a "Super F"! [he laughs as he presses a button that makes his desk stamp "Super F" on the test. Fade to Timmy walking home]
Timmy: Boy, am I tired of getting bad grades. Well, I'm home now, where I won't be graded on my performance.
Mr. Turner: Hey, guess what, Timmy! We're grading you on your performance! We're giving you an A−!
Timmy: An A−?
Mr. Turner: [writing on a paper] Ahp bap bap bap! Questioning your grade! That gets you a B!
Timmy: But—
Mr. Turner: [writing a new grade] Talking back gets you a C!
Timmy: A C?!
Mr. Turner: [writing a new grade] Raising your voice! D!
Timmy: That's a Q.
Mr. Turner: That gets you an F, smart guy!
Timmy: Well, it can't get any worse. [Mr. Turner gives him a V] A V?
Mr. Turner: As in... [he opens the door, revealing Vicky]
Timmy: Vicky!
Mrs. Turner: Well, we're off to read bedtime stories to underprivileged, confused dolphins!
Mr. Turner: We're going to read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried... ["makes a long, squeaky dolphin" chirp]".
Mrs. Turner: [leaving with her husband] Have fun, you two!
Vicky: Oh, don't worry, we're gonna redefine fun! [holds up a rabbit costume. Fade to Timmy's room. Timmy comes in wearing the costume]
Cosmo: Or are those the two black eyes of a job well done?
Timmy: Today was horrifying... and I could have avoided all of it! [taking off the costume] If I'd been on time this morning, Francis wouldn't have knocked me silly! And if Francis hadn't knocked me silly, I could've aced that test! [starts playing Crash Nebula in Power Plant! In the game, Crash Nebula waters the ground, growing a Piranha Plant–like creature that eats him and laughs. The game ends]
Game Voice: Press, reset. [Timmy presses the reset button on the game console and continues playing]
Timmy: Too bad life doesn't have a reset button.
Wanda: What do you mean, Timmy?
Timmy: If life had a reset button, I could just reset it... [he loses the game again and presses the reset button] and start my day back at the beginning! Hey! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Cosmo: Uh, never cook bacon with your shirt off? [he does so, and hot grease from the bacon sprays on his chest]
Timmy: No... I wish my life had a reset button! [Wanda turns Cosmo into a watch around Timmy's wrist]
Wanda: There! A Cosmo do-over watch!
Cosmo: Whoever wears me can re-do any event!
Wanda: Whenever you don't like how something turns out, just set the watch back the amount of time you want to go back. Then hit the button and... presto!
Timmy: Cool! Lemme try! I'll set Cosmo back... [doing so] two minutes!
Cosmo: Re-do! [Timmy is sent back in time with the word "RE-DO" appearing in a burst of white light around the three]
Timmy: Not two seconds!
Cosmo: Re-do! [the "RE-DO" burst of light flashes around the three again]
Timmy: Not two seconds!
Cosmo: RE-DO! [the "RE-DO" flash now fills the entire screen with white]
Timmy: I said two minutes, not two seconds!
Cosmo: [pants] So... sorry...
Wanda: Go easy, honey. This trick is tough, and takes a lotta magic.
Timmy: Then maybe I need to really test it. [fade to the living room]
Chet Ubetcha: [on TV] ...leaving hundreds injured, and thousands without food or water.
Vicky: Ha ha! I love a happy ending! [eats popcorn]
Timmy: [behind a wall] Well, here goes nothing. Hey, Vicky!
Vicky: I thought I told you to go to bed, twerp!
Timmy: I can't sleep! I keep having nightmares about your big bubble butt!
Vicky: What? You are so dead! [walks in front of Timmy. Timmy presses the watch]
Cosmo: Re-do!
[After the screen flashes, Timmy is now out of the living room]
Chet: ...leaving hundreds injured, and thousands without food or water.
Vicky: Ha ha! I love a happy ending! [eats popcorn]
Timmy: This is the greatest! All right, guys, let's re-do this whole day... and let's re-do it right! [presses the watch]
Cosmo: Re-do! [flashes to that morning. The bus leaves]
Francis: Bark like a wiener dog and I... [sees he is holding a plush Timmy] huh?
Timmy: [out of earshot] It's payback time, mutton head... [Wanda makes a water balloon appear in his hand, and he throws it toward Francis and hits a tree. He presses the watch]
Cosmo: Re-do! [Timmy throws the balloon and hits a passer-by, then presses the watch] Re-do! [Timmy throws the balloon and hits the city limits sign] Re-do! [the balloon hits a man in Paris]
Frenchman: We surrender!
Cosmo: Re-do! [the balloon hits Francis]
Francis: [screams] Water! It burns! [runs away screaming with his voice cracking]
Timmy: I did it! I nailed Francis! Wow, I just made the toughest kid in school cry! I guess that makes me the toughest kid now! [someone taps his shoulder, and he turns around and sees a group of bullies]
Bully #1: Word on the street is that you're the toughest kid in school.
Timmy: Uh, yeah.
Bully #2: Well, we're the toughest kids in the other schools, and we want a piece of you! [an insect crawls on Bully #1's face. Timmy whines like a dog and presses the watch]
Cosmo: Re-do! [the scene changes to Crocker's classroom as the bell rings]
Timmy: [taking the test] This time, I'm ready for Crocker's stupid test! [gives Crocker the test]
Crocker: Heh. Good news, Turner! You've taken "F" to a new level! I'm going to give you a "Super F"! [he laughs as he presses a button that makes his desk stamp "Super F" on the test. Timmy presses the watch]
Cosmo: Re-do!
Crocker: D! Which is short for "Don't get your hopes up for a high-paying career." [laughs. Timmy presses the watch]
Cosmo: Re-do!
Crocker: B! As in, "But you're not supposed to be this smart..." [laughs nervously. Timmy presses the watch]
Cosmo: Re-do!
Crocker: An A−! As in... hmm... I give so few As, I have no prepared sarcasm.
Timmy: Yay! I'm the smartest kid in school! [encounters a group of nerds]
Nerd #1: So, Turner, word on the street is that you're the smartest kid in school.
Timmy: Uh, I guess.
Nerd #2: Ha! We're the smartest kids in all the other schools!
Nerd #3: Now you can join our study group! Ha ha ha! [Timmy looks toward the screen and presses the watch]
Cosmo: Re-do! [Timmy enters his house]
Mr. Turner: Guess what, Timmy! We're grading you on your performance!
Timmy: Oh, yeah? [giving him a grade] Well, then I'm gonna grade you, too!
Mr. Turner: Eh? A B?
Timmy: Ahp bap bap! Disputing your grade gets you a C!
Mr. Turner: But... but... but... but...
Timmy: Stammering gets you a D!
Mr. Turner: Geh! What? Are you crazy?
Timmy: Insulting the teacher? F!
Mr. Turner: [gasps and starts crying]No![Mrs. Turner leads him out of the house and past Vicky]
Vicky: Hey, twerp! Why are you so happy?
Timmy: Um, 'cause we're gonna have lots of fun together?
Vicky: But I'm going to redefine the word fun! [holds up the rabbit costume]
Timmy: And I'm gonna redefine your redefinition. [cackles and presses the watch]
Cosmo: Re-do!
Vicky: But I'm going to redefine the word fun! [she holds up a growling cat that then attacks her]
Cosmo: [pants] Can we take a break?
Timmy: Yeah, it's time for me to get ready for bed, anyway. [he puts Cosmo on his desk and walks into the bathroom]
Vicky: All right, twerp, it's payback time. And speaking of time... [takes Cosmo] I'll start by taking your stupid talking watch.
Cosmo: [as she presses his buttons] Whoa! Hey! That tickles! Re-do! [the screen flashes with "RE-DO"]
Vicky: ...I'll start by taking your stupid talking watch. [beat] Whoa! That was weird! [leaving] Deja vu!
Timmy: Wanda! What are we gonna do? What if she accidentally—
Cosmo: Re-do!
Mr. Turner: We're going to read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried... [squeaks like a dolphin]".
Mrs. Turner: Have fun, you two!
Vicky: This... [presses the watch]
Cosmo: Re-do! [Mr. Turner squeaks like a dolphin]
Mrs. Turner: Have fun, you two!
Vicky: ...seems... [presses the watch]
Cosmo: Re-do!
Mrs. Turner: Have fun, you two!
Vicky: ...familiar? Hey, twerp! Why are you so happy?
Timmy: Um, 'cause we're gonna have lots of fun together?
Timmy: Um, 'cause we're gonna have lots of fun together? [a cat attacks him, and he screams. Vicky presses the watch]
Cosmo: Re-do! [two cats attack Timmy] Re-do! [three cats attack Timmy] Re-do! [scores of cats attack Timmy, who bounces out the window]
Timmy: Oh, man! She's figured out how the watch works! Wanda, you gotta make it so Vicky can't use the watch!
Wanda: I can't—whoever wears the watch is in control! Next time, you should make sure gadgets like that only work for you.
Timmy: Wait! "Next time!" That's it! Wanda, I wish you were a reset watch! [she clears her throat] That only works for me! [she grants the wish] Now, I'll just re-do the part where Vicky took my Cosmo watch. [presses his watch]
Wanda: Re-do!
Vicky: ...I'll start by taking your stupid talking...
Timmy and Vicky: Hey! What are you doing here? [they start attacking each other with their watches]
Wanda: Re-do!
Vicky: ...we're gonna redefine fun! [the cat she is holding up starts attacking her, and she presses her watch]
Cosmo: Re-do! [the three cats start attacking Timmy, who then presses his watch]
Wanda: Re-do! [the scores of cats attack Vicky and Timmy, and Timmy screams and bounces out the window] Sorry, Timmy, as long as she has the Cosmo watch, she can re-do things just as fast as I do! [Vicky presses her watch]
Cosmo: Re-do! [a bear growls at Timmy, who presses his watch before the bear can strike]
Wanda: Re-do! [an ape growls at Vicky, who presses her watch before the ape can strike]
Cosmo: Re-do! [Mr. Turner chirps like a real dolphin, and Vicky and Timmy press the watches]
Cosmo and Wanda: Re-do!
Mark Chang: Wassup? [Vicky and Timmy press the watches]
Cosmo and Wanda: Re-do!
Vicky: Give it up, twerp. I'm going to torture you forever with my amazing "do it over" watch.
Timmy: Dream on, bubble butt! Your watch is running out of power, but the one I'm wearing, that I got at exactly 7:30 this morning, is solid gold and nuclear powered! And you can't have it! [she presses her watch]
Cosmo: Re-do! [the screen flashes to that morning at the school bus stop]
Bus Driver: Let's go! 7:30 means 7:30! You guys are late, and I'm not gonna miss my soap opera!
Vicky: 7:30. Now all I gotta do is make it so I get the better watch!
Timmy: Wait for me! [the bus leaves and honks at Vicky, who is in its way]
Vicky: Ha! Why should I get out of your way when I can just re-do things? [Timmy presses his watch]
Wanda: Re-do!
Vicky: ...when I can just re-do things? [pressing Wanda] Re-do! [beat; pressing Wanda] Re-do! Why won't you re-do?
Wanda: I only work for Timmy. [the bus hits Vicky. Fade to her in a full-body cast on a hospital bed]
Mr. Turner: Vicky, when we heard what happened, we canceled our reading of "The Little Dolphin Who Cried... [chirps]" and rushed right over!
Mrs. Turner: [to a doctor] Every bone in her body?
Timmy: Except her wrist! [taking Wanda] I'll keep this safe and sound.
Vicky: Re-do! Re-do!
Timmy: What do you say we re-do this one more time and go back so far that nobody remembers any of this ever happened?
Cosmo and Wanda: Re-do! [the screen flashes to Timmy istanding on his bed]
Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
Wanda: And I'm Wanda!
Cosmo and Wanda: And we're...
Timmy: Not that far! [iris out on his face, but then the "RE-DO" flash appears one last time]
Cosmo and Wanda: Re-do! [iris out on Timmy's face. A flatline is heard as the end title card is shown. Fade to black]
