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"Dadbra-Cadabra"
Season №: 7
Episode №: 107A
Airdate: October 2, 2009
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This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents! episode, "Dadbra-Cadabra" from Season 7, which aired on October 2, 2009.


Script[]

[The episode begins in Dimmsdale Elementary School, where the searchlights scan the sky. The words from the sign lights ups "Parent Talent Night", then changes to "Tonite!", and changes back to "Parent Talent Night" again.]

[The camera pushes into the gym where Mr. Crocker and Waxelplax stand on stage.]

  • Mr. Crocker: ...Can't tell you what a thrill it is to be hosting Parent Talent Night and that's because it isn't a thrill! Gah! I've wasted- (collapses) My life! (zips into the scene) Anyway! Please give a lukewarm welcome to...

[Waxelplax reveals a showcard for Mr. Turner.]

  • Mr. Crocker: Timmy's dad and his stupid magic hat.

[On Timmy, in audience with Chester, A.J., Trixie, and Mr. Tang. Cosmo and Wanda as goldfish, are in his fishbowl.]

  • Timmy: Oh no, not my dad! Every year, he humiliates me with the same lame magic act!

[Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof looks at Mr. Turner offscreen. On the stage curtain, Mr. Turner slides in between the curtains, giving thumbs up.]

  • Mr. Turner: I'll make you proud, Timmy! (his hat falls off and tries to grab a teddy bear that fell from his hat, then his foot snags the curtain) Gah! (trips on curtain) Gah!

[The curtain rips off revealing the backstage and Mr. Turner crashes offscreen along with the curtain. At the backstage, Mr. Turner is tangled in ropes as it tightens, pulling his leg up. He looks up to see a sandbag on pully as it falls and yanks offscreen. The falling sandbag crushes Mr. Crocker.]

  • Mr. Crocker: Gah!

[Mr. Turner swings back and forth from a rope above the stage. The audience lets out a laughter as his leg continues to be hanged from a rope. Mr. Turner pulls himself up and chews quickly on the rope. His hat sits on the stage as the audience looks up.]

  • Mr. Turner: (falls, crushing the hat and his teeth flies out of his mouth) Geh!

[The audience points and laugh as they continue to laugh. Timmy slaps his face. On the stage, Mr. Turner zips in.]

  • Mr. Turner: Thank you! (grabs his smashed hat) And now... (pops the hat back to normal) For my... (dusts off his hat) ...next trick!

[On Timmy, he has a thought and eye darts his hand quickly.]

  • Timmy: Wait a minute... I just had an idea!
  • Cosmo: Really? What's that like?
  • Timmy: My dad doesn't need magic... I have magic! Guys! I wish my dad's magic hat would finally work!
  • Wanda: Oh - I don't know, sport... (looks up) Magic can be dangerous in the wrong hands.
  • Cosmo: I'm living proof of that! Done!

[Cosmo poofs with the enlarged text, "MAGIC HAT!" On Mr. Turner, sweating and twiddling his fingers and he still has his hat.]

  • Mr. Turner: (nervously) I will now pull something... (looks around) That's probably not a rabbit... (his hand goes into the hat) ...Out of my hat. (pulls out a rabbit and his eyes pops open) Hey, How did that happen?? I mean... Ta-Da!!

[Everyone blinks twice except Timmy, then they applaud.]

  • Mr. Turner: Ooh, it works! Let's try it again! And again! (pulls another rabbit out of his hat) And Again! (pulls and holds Bucky the Talking Rabbit out of his hat) Man, I'm good!
  • Bucky the Talking Rabbit: Here we go, put me back!
  • Mr. Turner: Hey!! This one talks! (tosses Bucky offscreen, then antically hurls rabbits out of his hats)
  • Crowd: Woo Hoo!!

[As many rabbits rain down on stage, Mr. Turner twiddles his fingers.]

  • Mr. Turner: And last, but not least... (pulls Timmy out of his hat and Timmy smiles at him)
  • Crowd: (voiceover) Hooray!!

[On the sandbag that hit Mr. Crocker earlier.]

  • Mr. Crocker: There's only one way someone, who was previously lame could do such fantastic feats of magic? Turner's dad is obviously a FAIRY!!! (voiceover on speaker from the stage) FAIRY!!! (voiceover on speaker from the gym) FAIRY!!! (sonic waves from the speaker flies and knocks him back) FAIRY!!! (falls into the hole) I said that into the mic didn't I?


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