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The Fairly OddParents: Fairly Odder episode transcript
"Da Wish App"
Episode	11
Airdate	March 31, 2022
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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents: Fairly Odder episode "Da Wish App", which aired on March 31, 2022.

Script

(The episode opens to a shot of the Turner’s house and Viv is then shown walking into the family room in a garbage woman uniform and holding a red bag)

Viv: (Shouting) Ok, goodbye family! I’m leaving early to set up traffic cones at school. That vest is not your color Vivian! Helpful as always Rachel. Ok bye!

(Ty and Rachel come into the family room running)

Ty and Rachel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(While they are still screaming no, Ty grabs Viv and stops her from exiting through the front door while Rachel blocks the front door; but Ty falls down while holding onto Viv)

Rachel: -O-O-O-O-O!

Ty: Whatever you do, don’t open the door!

Rachel: (Wilst Trying to catch her breath) And that is not your color!

Viv: I’m not wearing this for fashion! I’m supposed to meet Gus at school early to setup traffic cones!

Rachel: That lab boy who has a crush on you and smells like onions?

Viv: He doesn’t smell like onions!

Rachel: You can get used to almost any smell.

Ty: That’s very true. But it doesn’t matter what he smells like because there is no school! (Breaks the fourth wall with the camera zooming in onto his face) It’s for the day.

Viv: For the day?

Rachel: Every year around this time, Dimmsdale hornets migrate from Southern Dimmsdale to Northern Dimmsdale.

Ty: They create a giant swarm of hornets throughout the entire town.

Rachel: The swarms are so powerful they can lift people off the ground. (Grabs Viv’s hair)

Viv: Stop. (Takes Rachel’s hands off her hair)

Rachel: Hey!

Ty: It’s absolutely terrifying! But afterwards it’s really fun hornet day ball.

Rachel: I hope you like hornet soup!

Viv: Pfft, this can’t be real.

Rachel: That rules are the best and flattering. (Grabs Viv again but Viv slaps Rachel’s hands off her)

Viv: Ok, well, if Hornet Day, is real…then (Walks over to the curtains) I’m absolutely sure when I draw back these curtains, I’ll see…

(Viv moves the curtains to see out the window that Gus is lifted up in the air by a swarm of hornets.)

Gus: (Shouting through the window) VIVIAN TURNER!

Viv: OH MY GOD GUS!

Rachel: (While filing her nails) Told ya they could lift people.

Viv: Are you okay?!

Gus: (Shouting through the window) All things considered! I’m might well!

Viv: Why did you go outside if you know it’s Hornet Day?!

Gus: (Shouting through the window) I’ll answer your question, with another question. Will you go to the Hornet Day ball with me?

Rachel: (Still filing her nails with Ty also filing his nails) Told ya there was a Hornet Day ball.

Viv: Uh, there’s a lot going on right now Gus.

Gus: (Shouting through the window) Ok, but let me just say, that-(The hornets carry Gus away) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Viv: Well… (Rachel is shown spraying her hair with a hairspray can) …happy Hornet Day.

(Rachel then spray’s Ty’s hair with the same hairspray can as Viv walks off)

(The Next scene shows Viv reading a book)

Viv: Did you know, that a swarm of Dimmsdale hornets can block out the power of the sun?

(Roy is shown playing with a paddleball.)

Viv: And it will sting if you ignore it just to get your attention?

Roy: Duh. Dustin Lumberlake wrote a whole hickety-hex song about Dimmsdale hornets.

(Roy plays a Dustin Lumberlake song on his phone)

Dustin Lumberlake: (Singing) Did you know, that a swarm of Dimmsdale Hornets could block out the power of the sun? And it will sting if you ignore it just to get your attention!

Viv: Well would you look at that!

Roy: Sigh.

Viv: Hey buddy. Been like a sad puppet all morning.

Roy: (Gets up off the couch in sadness) You come from…up there…grandma’s.

Viv: What? Of course there are.

Roy: Well, my first hornet day without my Granny Razz. You’d spend the day dancing?

Viv: Aww…

Roy: Would always make a fresh batch of chilled hornet soup.

Viv: Eww..?

Roy: She just…showers…you with insults.

Viv: Yikes!

Roy: She really picks on people. It’s how she shows her love.

Viv: Oh so she’s Rachel’s mom.

Roy: Yes. And I miss her you know, I just miss my Granny Razz SO MUCH! (Crying)

Viv: WOAH, THAT’S A LOT OF TEARS! Uh…I’m really sorry about your grandma, Roy! Did she…?

Roy: Moved to Peoria buyed a three-Petria condo with a sink Theo? She sure did. (Falls down on the beam bag chair)

Viv: Cosmo, Wanda, we need wishes!

(Cosmo and Wanda Poof up)

Wanda: Sorry kiddos, we can’t stick around to grant wishes today. (Roy cries) Someone was supposed to renew our wands at the Department of Magical Vessels and forgot.

Cosmo: Uh…what do you mean someone? It was me.

Wanda: Now we have to spend the whole day at the DMV waiting in line before our wands run out of magic juice.

(Wanda pulls out her wand to show its magic juice is almost empty as proven by the wand’s fuel gauge.)

Cosmo: Because of me! I’m an idiot.

Viv: Well, before you guys go, can you do something to cheer up Roy?

Wanda: We have just the thing.

Cosmo: It’s…(Poofs himself up in a marching band costume holding a drum and does an impression of a drumroll)…Da Wish App! Wanda, take it away.

Wanda: Sure, but we’ve gotta split before the line at the DMVs gets too long. (Cosmo catches his breath in the background) So I’m just going to put you two in a cheesy commercial for (Poofs up a phone) Da Wish App, that should explain everything.

Viv: Put us into a what?

Wanda: Take it away Fairy TV commercial narrator. (Cosmo plays a cymbal and then they poof Viv and Roy into a commercial)

Fairy TV commercial Narrator: Hey kids!

Viv and Roy: Who? Us?

Fairy TV commercial Narrator: Cha you! (Phones are poofed up for them) Check your phones because you got Da Wish App.

Viv and Roy: Da what app?

Fairy TV commercial Narrator: Da Wish App is a magical phone app than can duplicate any image seen on your phone screen and poof it into existence. (A bird from the app is poofed into existence)

Roy: You mean like, this here ice cream cone?

Fairy TV commercial Narrator: Swipe up. (Roy swipes up “SO CREAMY” the ice cream cone is poofed into his hand.)

Roy: Awesome! (Throws the cone away)

Viv: How ‘bout this açaí bowl curated by an influencer?

Fairy TV commercial Narrator: Heh! Ok weirdo.

(Viv swipes up “SO CURATED” the açaí bowl is poofed into existence)

Viv: Way cool!

Fairy TV commercial Narrator: You can wish for anything!

Roy: Even my Granny Razz?

Fairy TV commercial Narrator: Especially your Granny Razz.

Viv: Wait, are we sure we can just poof people into existence?

Fairy TV commercial Narrator: Relax, it wouldn’t be his real grandma, just a copy.

Roy: Hear that sis? It’s just a copy.

Viv: Way cool, but shouldn’t we read the terms and conditions?

(The terms and conditions are shown, with lots of mentions of the word “ZOMBIES” in it.)

Fairy TV commercial Narrator: Those aren’t meant for reading. They’re meant for ignoring.

Viv: I just feel like the terms and conditions are gonna come up later!

Roy: But Viv, I’m sad right now. (Does a fake cry)

Viv: Fine, just swipe her.

Roy: You’re the best, Viv! I wish we were in Viv’s room with my Granny Razz right now!

Viv: Wait why my bedroom?

(Roy swipes up; the commercial ends and they are poofed to Viv’s room with Granny Razz)

Roy: Granny Razz!

Granny Razz: My sweet, sweet baby Roy. (Roy goes over to hug Granny Razz)

Fairy TV commercial Narrator: Oh man, you actually did it!

Viv: Well, you encouraged us to. You said especially your Granny Razz.

Fairy TV commercial Narrator: Do you just do whatever any old voice tells you? Yikes! I better get outta here before things get outta…

(The Commercial Narrator walks off and gets into a car and drives off offscreen.)

Viv: Before things get what? Commercial guy! Why do I feel like something essential was just left unsaid?

Roy: Oh Granny Razz, I feel like we could spend forever.

Granny Razz: Well it smells like it’s been forever since y’all last showered! Razz!

Roy: It’s really you!

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