Crocker's Van is Denzel Crocker's means of transportation.
Like everything else under his care, the Crocker van appears to be falling apart. Crocker is often seen speeding down the streets in this suspicious vehicle screaming "OUT OF MY WAY!" at whatever crosses his path. Mr. Crocker also keeps Fairy hunting equipment inside.
The Crocker van has changed appearances in different episodes, ranging from black, to white, to red. Oftentimes the doors of the van simply fall of when Crocker opens them. The license plate reads "FAIRIES". In later appearances, "Unsuspecting Van" is written on the sides. This is done for comedic purposes.