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The Fairly OddParents: A New Wish episode transcript
"Crock to the Future"
Season	1
Episode	11A
Airdate	July 23, 2024
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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents: A New Wish episode "Crock to the Future" from Season 1, which aired on July 23, 2024.

Script

Marcus Wells: Who has two thumbs, nine toes-- after an unfortunate Weedwacker snafu-- and is receiving an award tonight?

Angela Wells and Hazel: You are!

Cosmo: At first I thought it was me, but I have nine Weedwackers after an unfortunate toe snafu.

Marcus Wells: Tonight's the 96th Annual Parascience Pageant at the Galax Institute--unaccredited--honoring the top para-scientists.

Hazel: I'm so proud of you, Dad. Your job is giving you a "Persistence" in the Face of Doubt" award, which means, um--what's that mean again?

Angela Wells: Your father doesn't give up, even when everyone else thinks he should.

Marcus Wells: That's right. Around every corner, there's a mystery to be found. They all said a ghost containment unit was impossible. Well, I showed them. (laughs) Ain't it a beaut?

[Hazel turns on the machine and it goes a little shaky but still works and ends with a coughing noise]

Hazel: So cool!

Marcus Wells: [Scene turns into a dramatic effect background] The all-stars of parascience are gonna be there. [Scene turns back to normal] Ugh. It's a shame my hero, Anthony James Jr., won't be present. [while showing a picture of him on his phone] He founded the Galax Institute when he was just 10 years old. [scene shows a close up on his phone and it's A.J. from the original series] [sighs] I sure wish he was coming. That would make the nigh extra special. [Angela then pats him on the shoulder and feeds him]

Hazel: Dad said the magic word. I wish tonight was extra special for him. [Cosmo and Wanda then grant the wish]

Marcus Wells: [gasps] Hey, now look at that! [with him being shocked, surprised and excited] Just got word that Anthony James Jr. is coming tonight [laughs] Ask and ye shall receive.

Hazel Wells: [laughs]

[camera shutter clicking as the scene changes with Hazel and her parents all dressed for the pageant and now at the Institute]

Angela: Ooh, we Wells certainly clean up well. [chuckles]

Hazel: We sure do. It sometimes feels like I've been wearing the same clothes for months. I love my handbag!

Cosmo and Wanda: [ exclaiming], [groan]

Marcus Wells: Okay, family, we just gotta go through the security checkpoint. We official here at the Institute.

Hazel: No metal in here.

Marcus Wells: Oh, no, that's not a metal detector. That's a paranormal detector. [chuckles] We here at the Galax Institute, we're always on the lookout for aliens, shapeshifters, sea monsters, magical creatures, witches, elves--

Hazel Cosmo and Wanda: Fairy godparents?

Marcus Wells: Oh, if they existed. [chuckles] Can you imagine? [Angela then replies back but faintly and offscreen]

Hazel: Oh, wait, I just want to get-- [Hazel runs through the detector]

[alarm beeping]

Clem: [Who's still taking selfies on his phone and drops it when he realizes the alarm went off] Whoa, whoa, what? We found magic!

Cosmo: [whimpers]

Clem: Sorry, I have to confiscate your bag to, uh--

A.J. : I'd love to help with that. I'm --

Hazel and Clem: [shocked and surprised] Anthony James Jr.! Founder of the Galax Institute?

[scene then shows a blue background describing and revealing himself with a triumphant musical sting]

A.J. : You can call me A.J.

Clem: [excited] Right this way, Mr. A.J., sir.

Hazel: Wait! [as she tries to catch them but loses sight of them] Oh, no, I've lost them.

[jazzy music playing]

Hazel: [grunts] Maybe Mom and Dad can help.

Marcus Wells: Did you see Anthony James Jr. ? His head was so shiny. Should I shave my head? Ooh, plantains in the shape of planets! Plantainets! [laughs] Mmm. Oh, oh. Mmm, tasty. [as him and Angela eat them] Oh, I'm having the time of my life!

Hazel: Oh, I can't bother my dad right now. He's having the time of his life. That was my wish after all. Gotta find my bag myself.

Hazel: [looking around and notices something on the wall mural] Hey, I thought there were only eight planets in our solar system.

Crocker: [offscreen] That's what they want you to think!

Hazel: [terrified and confused] Who said that?

Crocker: [offscreen] I did, me!

[dramatic musical stings]

[scenes now show a guy with, a creepy smile, distinctive glasses and of course ears on his neck, revealing that it's none other than Crocker one of the all-time villains from the original series]

[bird caws]

Crocker: Crocker, Denzel Crocker.

Hazel: Should I know what that means?

Crocker: I suppose not. Welcome to my booth, where I share my many discoveries with the top minds in parascience! What brings you here? Want to learn about the Mothman? The Mothballman? [yells] FAIRIES? [while showing pictures of the things he says]

Hazel: [gulps] Uh, no, thanks. But maybe you can help me. I lost my handbag. I'm trying to find it without causing a scene.

[not even realizing how dangerous he is, Crocker decides to help out Hazel]

Crocker: I can help you, precocious little girl in pink headwear. I know every nook and cranny of the place.

[dramatic music plays as he presses a button on a controller]

[a mop and a cart appeared and grabs his goggles and Hazel feeling a little creeped out as he gets prepared]

Clem: [as the scene now cuts to the Magical Objects Room] It's an honor to visit the Magical Objects Room with you Mr. AJ, sir. Since you're here, would you like to handle testing the confiscated objects yourself?

A.J. : This is quite an outfit.

Clem: [being flattered] Oh, thanks, it's just my uniform.

A.J. : The Fairy De-Atomizer 3000, Hm, you know we invented this here at the Institute, right? It can turn fairies into fairy dust.

Clem: [trying to impress A.J.] Yeah, an all powerful fairy could be dangerous. You find one, you'll zap 'em.

Wanda: Oh, no! We're gonna get de-atomized.

Cosmo: I don't want to get de Adam eyes. I like my own eyes!

Crocker: Around every corner, there's a mystery to be found! [bird caws as a tumbleweed comes through the hall] Inside every trash can, there's a mystery to be found! Through every air duct, there's a mystery to be found! [scenes come and go as he says each thing with saying "There's a mystery to be found"]

Hazel: [chuckles] You kind of sound like my dad. Why aren't you a scientist here?

Crocker: I wasn't always a janitor. No, I used to be a school-teacher in Dimmsdale. I dished out Fs with reckless abandon. giving my paranormal prowess, I applied for a professor position at the Galax Institute--unaccredited. [he and Hazel then fall through another duct] But they rejected me, Called me obsessive and erroneous baloney-ous! Because I didn't have proof [scenes of air ducts come and go as Crocker explains his backstory life]

Hazel: Proof of what?

Crocker: Proof of--

[Hazel then interrupts Crocker]

Hazel: Fairies! I mean, my handbag.

A.J. : [examining Hazel's handbag] Hmm, Shocking.

Clem: [excited and curious] What? What is it? Wha-what did you find?

A.J. : This bag is genuine leather. [indicating he detected no magic activity]

[stomach rumbles]

A.J. : Are you hungry? Want to see if they have any more hors d'oeuvres?

Clem: Oh, wow. you can read minds too?

A.J. : No, I heard your stomach growl.

[Clem then throws the handbag back as he and A.J. walk out for snacks]

Crocker: Ugh Ow, my hip! [as he and Hazel drop down from the air duct]

Hazel: Hey, my bag!

Cosmo and Wanda: Phew.

Hazel: Thanks so much.

[Magic Detector device beeping rapidly]

Crocker: Wait a second. Hmmm. If my handheld Magic Detector is going off, and your handbag was confiscated and taken to the Magical Objects Room, then that could only mean that your handbag or the contents therein are nothing but a clever disguise for none other than your very own... [classic evil spaz out] FAIRY - GOD - PARENTS! [excited gibberish]

[Crocker now tries to get Hazel's handbag]

Hazel: [shaky and worried as she tries to keep Cosmo and Wanda a secret] Pshh. Fairy godparents? What? Fairies don't exist.

Crocker: [not giving up so easily] There's only one way to find out.

Wanda: You can do it, Hazel. Pull harder! [as the scenes with Hazel trying to keep Cosmo and Wanda away from Crocker continues]

[both grunting]

[Hazel then removes Cosmo and Wand from the handbag]

Crocker: Oh, yes, victory is mine! Finally the proof I need to join the Galax Institute--unaccredited. [classic evil spaz out] FAIRIES!

[Crocker then jumps into and bouncing through the air ducts, then drops back to his booth]

Crocker: [laughs wildly] I've done it. I've finally done it. I've finally captured... [scene then shows no fairies] a Boot-ify makeup kit and French fries? But-- but where are the... [classic evil spaz out] FAIRY - GOD - PARENTS!

[Scene then shows Crocker appearing by Angela and Marcus]

Marcus Wells: Thank you [as he saw Crocker had brought out more snacks and he and Angela each grab and eat one]

Crocker: YOU'RE WELCOME!

[scene cuts back to Hazel as Cosmo and Wanda poof back to their normal forms]

Wanda: Was that Crocker out there?

Hazel: [confused] You know him?

Wanda: He's a fairy catcher who used to terrorize our last godkid.

Cosmo: And before that, he was our godkid. Ah, memories.

Hazel: [worried now that she knows Crocker is evil and one of Cosmo and Wanda's arch-enemies] Well, if you don't poof of here quick, Crocker will expose you to the world, and I'll lose you forever. Then we won't have any memories.

Cosmo: Oh, no one's gonna believe Crocker unless he catches us. And for that, he'd need a butterfly net. Fairies our powerless against them.

Wanda: And Crocker is so notoriously bad at this, the only way he could possibly catch us is if he covers the entire building in a butterfly net, hmph, which is impossible.

Hazel, Cosmo and Wanda: [laughter]

[scene then cuts to Crocker using his handheld Magic Detector to cover the entire building in a butterfly net]

Crocker: [snickering villainously]

[scene then shows a giant butterfly net dropping down on the building]

[scene cuts back to Hazel, Cosmo and Wanda still laughing]

[loud thud]

[scenes then show Hazel, Cosmo and Wanda stop with laughing and look outside realizing Crocker was one step ahead of them]

Hazel: Crocker covered the entire building in a butterfly net, didn't he? [scene then zooms out showing the giant butterfly net now covering the building]

[sinister music]

[scene now shows Cosmo and Wanda trying to use the wands but they don't work and they nod their heads telling Hazel that she was right]

Hazel: Well let's just hope he doesn't have access to any of the fancy science equipment.

Marcus Wells: [clears throat] Persistence in the face of doubt means never giving up, never letting down, never turning around and deserting your dreams. A new method has arrived for catching paranormal creatures. It has a lot of power... [ominously] And it's coming for you. [scenes now show Crocker getting prepared when he put his fairy catching suit on, showing he does have access to the fancy science equipment and is about to attack Hazel, Cosmo and Wanda as Marcus gives his speech]

Angela Wells: Why would you say "it's coming for you" when it's a ghost-catching device?

Marcus Wells: Dramatic effect.

Crocker: I have to prove that my life's work wasn't for nothing. If I reveal fairies are real, they'll have to let me into the Institute. I'll finally be somebody. So we can do this the easy way or the hard way. [scene then shows he has the Fairy De-Atomizer 3000 revealing he still obtains his crazy evil obsession with capturing fairies and is ready to blast, making Hazel, Cosmo, and Wanda terrorized]

Hazel: Oh, it's the Fairy De-Atomizer 3000!

Crocker: Either come with me willingly and get relentlessly poked, prodded, and probed, or I'll vaporize you!

Cosmo: Wow. You gotta admire this guy's persistence in the face of doubt, huh? [Wanda and Hazel making an angry look at him] What?

[Crocker then tries to zap them which makes them scream and run in terror]

Hazel, Cosmo and Wanda: [yelp]

[Scenes now come and go as they're being chased by Crocker and they dodge the rays when he tries to zap them]

Crocker: I knew you reminded me of someone, that kid I used to terrorize with the pink hat. Oh, what was his name? Tubi? Trombone? Trebuchet? TURNER!

[scenes still continue as Crocker still chases and tries to zap Hazel, Cosmo and Wanda]

Hazel: Ah! This is getting out a hand.

[a scene now comes where they still continue to run from Crocker as he still chases and tries to zap them, but they come up to his booth and hide behind it as Crocker rolls by them]

Crocker: [giggling sinisterly]

[hearts thumping as they're trying not to be caught by Crocker]

Hazel: Fine, I wish Crocker stopped trying to reveal fairies.

Wanda: Oh, we can't do that squirt. As long as the building's covered in a butterfly net, we're powerless.

Hazel: [realized Wanda is right] Of course you are.

Cosmo: If only your dad's ghost containment thingamabob could contain Crocker too.

Hazel: [gasps] Cosmo, you're a genius! [knowing she now has a plan]

Cosmo: Aww.

Hazel: Keep Crocker busy for a sec [then she runs away to get something]

Cosmo And Wanda: What?

Crocker: [he then finds Cosmo and Wanda under his booth] [chuckling]

[scene now cuts to the room where the awards presentations is happening and Hazel borrows her dad's ghost containment catcher device to stop Crocker]

Hazel: (grunts) Ah. [she then leaves the room with the ghost containment catcher device]

Cosmo And Wanda: [yelping as they're trying to avoid Crocker as he still chases them]

Crocker: Come to Papa! [he locks them on target] I can't believe it. It's happening for real! [he turns the Fairy De-Atomizer 3000 to the "Not Messin' Around!" mode] FINALLY! FAIRIES! FAIRIES! FAIRIES!

Cosmo and Wanda: Ah! [as Crocker zaps and misses but corners them]

Crocker: [chuckling as he gets the Fairy De-Atomizer 3000 ready for the final strike]

Cosmo and Wanda: [whimpering as Crocker is about to zap them big time]

Hazel: [yelling heroically as she comes to the rescue]

Cosmo and Wanda: [in relief] Hazel!

[Hazel then turns on her dad's ghost containment catcher device]

Crocker: Oh! [exclaims and yells as he's being sucked in] Ow, my hip--again! [right before he gets stuck inside the device]

Hazel: Looks like Crocker just hit...[sunglasses then drop over her eyes] Crock bottom.

[triumphant musical flourish]

Marcus Wells: [as the scene now cuts to the award announcements and making his speech] I sure would have loved for someone to unveil a discovery like [scene then shows Pe-Az in a cameo] "aliens are real" tonight. [Pe-Az then gets worried about being discovered] [faint laughter] But the reality is, the parascience community would be nowhere without the unknown.

[scene then cuts to Angela watching Marcus and Hazel cheering for him]

Hazel: GO DAD!

A.J. : Thank you, Marcus Wells. I'm the founder of the Galax Institute. And this is the "Persistence in the Face of Doubt" award. [then shows the award] I can think of nobody more deserving than--[about to give Marcus the award but then gets punch by Crocker from him using the vacuum part of the ghost containment catcher device]

Crocker: [then pops out and grabs the award] ME! DENZEL! CROCKER! I should have given up years ago! [knuckles crack as he makes a fist] Someday I'll own this place, [he tries to make his escape, even when he was still in the device] MARK MY WORDS! UGH! [he then crashes into the wall, falls down, and gets sucked back inside]

[machine burps as it spits out Crocker's handheld Magic Detector]

[hazel then presses a button on Crocker's handheld Magic Detector to get rid the giant butterfly net around the building]

[triumphant musical flourish]

Marcus Wells: [confused] Oh, uh...

A.J. : He does this every year, so we brought a backup.

Marcus Wells: [laughs excitedly] Ooh [then he faints and A.J catches him].

[Hazel then jumps onscreen]

Hazels: That's my dad!

[scene now cuts with Crocker still stuck inside the ghost containment catcher device with the award he stole and a smiling ghost]

Crocker: Huh? What are you looking at? This is my award, I tell you!

[scene and episode now end with Crocker in his classic crazy evil look]

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