- "I knew we could do it! I knew it I knew it I knew it I KNEW IT!"
- "Boy this was a hectic day. I taught the kindergarteners Mandarin Chinese, and created an experimental cure for Male Pattern Baldness!"
- "Awww, I feel bad for Timmy. It's so hard for him to share. I guess sharing's hard for everybody. Ohh! That's a good idea for my first wish!"
- "NEVER TOUCH THEM!!!" (to Timmy)
- "I have fairies, they can be real. I wish the fair bears were real!"
- "I don't normally use salty language, but what the holy heck is going on here?!"
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