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"Channel Chasers"
Season №: 4
Episode №: 53-55
Airdate: July 23, 2004
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This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents episode, "Channel Chasers" from season 4, which aired on July 23, 2004.


Script

Part 1

First Half

  • (Some text is typed out on static saying "DIMMSDALE: 20 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE", before eventually going to a shot of a binocular GPS with a meter of some kind tracking down some sort of hover-board, before changing to Future AJ riding on a hover-board in some angles, he notices the binoculars are fires a laser out of his hands, before the scene cuts away from the binoculars and a shot Timmy's house from the future, all wrecked up and damaged as Future AJ passes by, eventually some lasers appear and one shoots the house, causing an explosion. we see Future Chester and AJ on the hove-board from earlier as the lasers continue firing.)
  • Future AJ: He's getting on us!
  • (They leave the scene as the lasers are still firing, but someone who looks like Future Timmy comes in.)
  • Future Timmy?: Chester, AJ, Surrender!
  • (Cut to the city where AJ fires some more lasers as he and Future Chester swerve around dodging several fences and obstacles, and eventually pass by a statue of Chompy which gets destroyed, as well as Dimmsdale Elementary School, but they eventually go back and destroy the building, before fleeing from that Future Timmy lookalike firing some more lasers, they eventually get to Chester's trailer but Future AJ immediately steps hard on the hover-board while still avoiding lasers, causing it to go high enough to pass by Chester's trailer which explodes, revealing Bucky McBadBat using the toilet.
  • Bucky McBadBat: Whoa, That's it on the Mexican brunches.
  • (Future Chester and AJ are still avoiding lasers and Future Timmy is still chasing them, Future AJ eventually reveals some sort of computer chip.)
  • Future AJ: Hurry! we gotta get this component to my house!
  • Future Chester: Almost there!
  • (They eventually grind on part of a road using the hover-board, but the hover-board eventually trips up as they hit a glass tunnel.)
  • Future Chester and AJ: Aah!
  • (Luckily enough, Future Chester gets hold of the hover board while Future AJ gets hold of Future Chester's left leg, Future Chester struggles to climb back up on the hover-board as the Future Timmy lookalike breaks through the glass tunnel, but Future AJ notices the ground underneath him as he's still firing lasers.)
  • Future AJ: Uh-ooh! Genius with the last hope of humanity dangling for his life!
  • (Future Chester brings him back up the hover-board, as they grind on some buildings and eventually fall off and crash-land on another glass tunnel.)
  • Future Chester: AJ, go! I'll stay here and hold him off!
  • Future AJ: But...
  • Future Chester: Go! Before it's too late!
  • (Future AJ leaves with the hover-board, as Future Chester gets a bat with a golden plague reading "BUCKY McBADBAT SPECIAL", but lasers hits the bat, causing it to disappear. the Future Timmy impostor eventually comes towards him.)
  • Future Chester: Aah!!
  • (PUNCH! the Future Timmy impersonator falls to the ground, but he pushes a button on his belt, causing his hover-board to zoom away, and tries to punch Future Chester's teeth, but ends up hurting his hand because of Future Chester's braces.)
  • Future Chester: Now I know why I never got these things taken off.
  • (The guy tries punching him several times, but Future Chester avoids them and hit him so hard with his bare hand that he falls to the ground again, we soon see Future AJ leaving the glass tunnel on the hover-board as the Future Timmy ripoff's hover board follows him and morphs into a device with jet-packs and a monitor, but we go back to Future Chester.)
  • Future Chester: Ha! You'll never stop us!
  • (Future Timmy fires a laser at him, causing a him to freeze in a standing position.)
  • Future Chester: Eh? You stopped me!
  • We arrive at Future AJ's house with the monitor revealing one of Future Vicky's minions, as he goes into his room and flicks a switch and causes not only the lights to turn on, but for the floor to flip, revealing a watch, which Future AJ eventually inserts the computer chip from earlier in.)
  • Future AJ: Now I can go back to the past and make sure none of this ever happens.
  • (The monitor fires another laser at Future AJ, also causing him to freeze as well.
  • Future Vicky's minion: You thought you were going to use you time-travel belt to return Dimmsdale to its former glory, didn't you? (Laughs) think again.
  • (The monitor turns his back against Future AJ.)
  • Future Vicky's minion: Last two apprehended your majesty.
  • (A giant TV comes towards AJ's house, goes above it, and fires a white beam which summons Future Vicky.)
  • Future Vicky: No! there's still one more, but now that I have the time travel belt, I know what exactly where to find them in the past! and once I find him, there will be no one left to stop me!
  • (She reveals herself.)
  • Future Vicky: Me! Vicky! Supreme ruler of the Earth! (Laughs manically)
  • (The shot goes to the present day as the text from the beginning types out "DIMMSDALE: NOW" as Present Vicky is shown laughing.)
  • Vicky: I'm so happy!
  • (Cut to a different shot.)
  • Vicky: I can't wait to babysit Timmy today! (grabs a bag) Let's see if I have everything I need to ensure the quality amount of child supervision... (grabs a electric screwdriver...) Ear cleaner! (a blowtorch...) Nostril scrubber! (and a giant flamethrower.) And painful high speed clothes dryer!
  • (She proceeds to place it back. and roll up the blanket the items are on, which has a skull that Vicky covers with a smiley sticker.)
  • Vicky: And that's everything I need to make his life terrible, and my life fun! *sigh* I just hope in my heart that some day I'll be able to make the whole world miserable!
  • (She slaps a butterfly.)
  • Vicky: But for now... (grabs a dart) my hate belongs to Timmy.
  • (The dart is actually a flamethrower that blasts some fire at an image of Timmy on a dart board.)
  • Vicky: Me! Vicky! Supreme ruler of hating Timmy! (Laughs manically only to start coughing and leaves.)
  • (There's a TV showing the Dimmsdale Action News, with the shot on the TV cutting to Chet Ubtecha)
  • Chet Ubetcha: Hello Dimmsdale, I'm Chet Ubetcha with today's editorial! Which technically makes it a Chet-i-Torial!
  • (A TV appears on the image on the right with the screen changing depending on what he says.)
  • Chet Ubetcha: Television. It can help, and it can hurt! but, can it help-hurt? Is it causing kids to do stupid and violent things?
  • (Some footage from Maho Mushi, a parody of anime shows [Mostly Dragon Ball] is shown, with the first clip involving a Goku lookalike and an alien with a cape battling on top of a forest with the show's title card appearing when Chet Ubetcha says "Maho Mushi".)
  • Chet Ubetcha: Take for example the wildly popular animated kung-fu monster trading-card series, Maho Mushi! (A chorus shouting "Maho Mushi!" is heard on the title card.)
  • (We see two boys imitating the clip by walking on tree branches with swords.)
  • Chet Ubetcha: Is it causing kids to do stupid and violent things?
  • (The branches break and the kids scream and get injured.)
  • Kid with big cheeks: My legs!
  • Kid with glasses: My arm!
  • (We see some more footage of another Goku lookalike reaching the top of a building via parkour as the chorus says "Maho Mushi!" over and over until he gets there. afterwards we see a kid running through the alleyway and trying to do the the same by walking up a wall... only to land in a trash can.)
  • Kid #3: My neck!
  • (The chorus shouts "Maho Mushi!" again as yet another clip is shown, involving a white monster throwing a character at a group of other people, and a bully [not Francis] imitates the clip by throwing a child at a group of kids which run off.)
  • Bully: My gosh! This is a cool show!
  • Chet Ubtecha: Let me answer my own rhetorical question with a non-rhetorical YES! but on the bright side, we can all take selfness that the day will never come that a child could imitate... THIS!
  • (We see one final clip of a vehicle called "The Kid Crusher" [which resembles and parodies The Star Destroyer from Star Wars.] shooting lasers at group of people as an alien pilot laughs, It turns out that Timmy is imitating the clip. With Cosmo as The Kid Crusher itself and Wanda as Timmy's helmet.)
  • Timmy: (Laughs for a while) I can't believe the day has come that we could imitate this! WOO-HOO! And I would never be able to do it without you guys!
  • Wanda: Yeah, but are you sure you know what you're doing!?
  • Timmy: Of course! (Takes out some Maho Mushi-themed trading cards) I know Maho Mushi better than any show on television!
  • Cosmo: I can't believe you never though to wish for the Maho Mushi "Kid Crusher" before!
  • (He flies around town and eventually heads for the sky.)
  • Wanda: Timmy, I don't know, watching dangerous stunts on TV is one thing, but performing them in real life feels really dangerous!
  • Timmy: What makes you say that!?
  • (Timmy realizes that he's about to crash into a airplane and screams with Cosmo and Wanda.)
  • Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda at the same time: Gaaaahh!
  • Timmy: Wanda! I wish for the Banzai Bubble!
  • (Wanda grant his wish and replaces the Kid Crusher with the Banzai Bubble, thus causing Timmy to bounce off the plane and start falling. We then see Mr. Turner cleaning up his office.)
  • Mr. Turner: Finally! I'm am sure to win "Cleanest Office"! The one trophy i'll have that my arch enemy Dinkleburg won't!
  • (To Mr. Turner's surprise, Timmy (Still in his Banzai Bubble!) bursts into his office, destroys everything by bouncing around and leaves.)
  • Mr. Turner's Boss: Congratulations Turner you win the cleanest off-(realizes the destruction that Timmy made.) Good Heavens! Dinkleburg, Quick! Take this! (Hands over the award) and the raise that goes with it!
  • Dinkleburg: Neat!
  • Mr. Turner: *Grunts* Dinkleburg... (A piece of concrete falls on him.)
  • (After that, we see Mrs. Turner selling a glass house to Billy Joel.)
  • Mrs. Turner: This is the hardest home I ever had to sell but, Here you go Mr. Joel! here are the keys to your new glass house!
  • Billy Joel: Thanks! You know I didn't wanna buy this but you really wore me down!
  • Mrs. Turner: Just don't throw any stones! *chuckles* Once I hand you the keys, it's not my problem anymore!
  • (Just as Billy Joel grabs the keys, Timmy (Still in his Banzai Bubble again!) screams as he crashes to the entire glass house, shattering it into smithereens.)
  • Mrs. Turner: I'll get a broom...
  • (Mr. and Mrs. Turner arrive in the exact same location.)
  • Mr. Turner: *gasps* Honey, our son just bounced wildly through my office destroying everything! *gasps* You see him?
  • Mrs. Turner: Yes, and he just destroyed the house I was about to sell!
  • Timmy: Gaaaaaah!
  • (Timmy crash lands onto his parents and the Banzai Bubble bursts.)
  • Timmy: Uh...Ta-da?
  • (Future Timmy warps into a nearby alley. He uses his binoculars and sees Timmy being pulled back by his parents.)
  • Timmy: You wouldn't be able to do this if I had the Maho Mushi Parent Puncher!
  • Future Timmy: Excellent... Mind for the ticking...
  • (A police siren is heard (thus causing Future Timmy to hide in the dumpster) and some cops arrive at the scene.)
  • Cop #1: Do you wanna have our coffee here?
  • Cop with mustache: Sure! I brought a whole bunch o' doughnuts!
  • (The cops sit on the dumpster.)
  • Cop with mustache: We can sit on the dumpster, for hours and hours and talk about life! (Scoots closer to the other cop.)
  • (We see the Turner's house.)
  • Mr. and Mrs. Turner at the same time: YOU COULD HAVE KILLED YOURSELF!
  • (Timmy is shown watching Maho Mushi and chants "Maho Mushi" over and over as he takes out his Maho Mushi trading cards.)
  • Mr. Turner: Ugh... Is this what you were imitating?
  • (Mrs. Turner turns the knob and switches the station to The Biographical Channel [A parody of The History Channel.] which is currently broadcasting Dictator Week. [A parody of National Geographic's special features such as Shark Week.])
  • Announcer: It's Dictator Week on The Biographical Channel! Channel 298 on Dimmadelphia Cable! See if you have what it takes to be a dictator!
  • Timmy: Aah! (Goes behind his parents...) Must, Watch, (pushes them...) Maho Mushi! (and changes the channel back.)
  • Mrs. Turner: Honestly Timmy, someday you're going to have to grow up! You're not a baby anymore you know?
  • Mr. Turner: You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house, and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque!
  • (Mr. Turner sees Dinkleburg outside the window.)
  • Sheldon Dinkleburg: Fetch, Dinkle-dog! (Tosses his plaque.) Hi, Turner! Better luck next month!
  • Mr. Turner: *Grunts* Dinkleburg...
  • (Mrs. Turner sees Timmy copying the poses he sees on Maho Mushi and turns the TV off with her remote.)
  • Timmy: Aah! I was watching that!
  • Mrs. Turner: Timmy, if we can't trust you not to imitate television, maybe you can't be trusted to even watch television!
  • Mr. Turner: You're grounded mister! And that means no TV either!
  • Timmy: What!? You can't do that to me!
  • Mr. Turner: Ha! Not without help!
  • Mrs. Turner: (she opens the door as she says this.) That's why we had Vicky come over! to make sure you don't watch any television while we go out!
  • (Vicky hisses like a snake, much to Timmy's horror.)
  • Mr. Turner: Yeah! Because we're not grounded!
  • Vicky: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Turner! Don't worry, the only thing Timmy's gonna watch out while I'm here is his mouth!
  • (The smiley sticker from before falls off revealing the skull, which is enough to make Timmy scream and hide behind Mom.)
  • Timmy: No! Don't leave me with her! She's evil!
  • Mr. and Mrs. Turner at the same time: Evil?
  • Vicky: Uh... Uh, that's silly! (Vicky brings out a model of Billy Joel's glass house and a "Best Dad" plaque from the bag as she says this.) Um, Would an evil person bring gifts?
  • Mrs. Turner: Wow! A glass house that reminds me of how furious I am at Timmy!
  • Mr. Turner: Hmm! And this plaque is twice as good as Dinkleburg's, I should go blow! Bye!
  • (Mr. and Mrs. Turner leave.)
  • Vicky: Now then... (Brings out two massive flame throwers) Somebody say EVIL!?
  • (Timmy screams, hides in his room, and blocks the door with his drawer, bedside table, and his bed.)
  • Timmy: *breathing* Phew! (Heads to Cosmo and Wanda in their fishbowl, speaking sarcastically) Aw, gee! Mom and Dad have grounded me from watching TV! Whatever is a boy with fairies to do?
  • (Cosmo and Wanda look at each other and poof up a TV and a remote, in which he uses it to watch some more Maho Mushi.) [Which is ironic as the TV was the same one from a few seconds ago, but on the other side of the room. even the chest was on that same side with the TV as well! but showed up on the other soon enough.]
  • Cosmo: Uh, Timmy, your parents said no TV, and they left Vicky here to make sure don't watch it!
  • Timmy: So? They didn't listen to me about Vicky, why should I listen to them about anything?
  • Wanda: Because they're your parents and you have to start listening to them. They only want what's best for you, and we're not always going to be around, you know.
  • Timmy: You're right, Wanda. (Cosmo and Wanda smile.) You're going to stay right here and make sure Vicky doesn't see what I'm doing while I wish for a magic remote that let's me go in TV, that way technically I'm not disobeying them.
  • Wanda: Oh, nice loophole. Who do you think you are, Fairy Mason? (The Pink Magic Remote magically appears and Timmy catches it)
  • Cosmo: Uh you know, there are easier ways to get on TV. Have you considered a slow-speed chase?
  • Timmy: Let's get televised! (Timmy goes inside television)
  • Wanda: I've got a bad feeling about this.
  • Cosmo: Quiet! I'm watching Timmy! (Eats popcorn)
  • Timmy: Cool! I'm in the TV universe! So many choices, I don't know where to start! But since this thing has a Channel up and Channel down button, I guess we'll start at Channel 1! (Presses a button to go into Channel 1)
  • (He is on "The Futurellis" and he's flying on he ship)
  • Timmy: Sweet! I'm in "The Futurellis", The show about a futuristic Italian american family. The cool thing about this show is that all the characters are robots. The parents left their kids with robots all the time. Those robots try to boss me around, I'll just reprogram them.
  • Man: Hey, nice ship. It would be a shame If something happen to it.
  • Robot Dog: Hey, that cat owes me money.
  • (Then the dog chase the cat)
  • Robot Cat: I'm good for it. I only have 3 more lives. I need two more days.
  • (then spin pizza went crazy.]
  • Man: Maria! Stop this crazy thing!
  • Timmy: But why should I be in just one show...(then the cat slide ship down) When I can be in all of them?
  • (then he went to Channel 2 in "Carpet Critters".)
  • Timmy: (voice-over): I'm "Carpet Critters." I can't walk, talk, eat solid foods, or take care of myself in any way. I'm gonna have baby adventures! Hey, what am I supposed to do the rest of the show? Boy, this stuff writes itself.
  • Wanda: Where's he going?
  • Cosmo: He's a baby. He's going in his diapers.
  • (And then Timmy going Channel 3 in "Heavy Hal")
  • Cosmo: And now he's going number 3.
  • (Cut to Timmy)
  • Timmy: Cool. Channel 3. This must be the home of the show where parents are rarely seen.(Then he runs Heavy Hal and his friends) Hey Heavy Hal, Can I Jam with the band?
  • Heavy Hal: Yo, Yo, Yo, join in the show.
  • (He give him a Pooper scooper, they start playing and a boy just say and laugh)
  • Boy: Ha! You're playing a Pooper Scooper.
  • (then Timmy gross out.]
  • Wanda: Ew. I hope Timmy washes his hands.
  • Cosmo: And those filthy kids.
  • Vicky: Hey squirt! Open up!
  • Wanda: Cosmo! It's Vicky.
  • Cosmo: Don't worry I have a plan. Okay.
  • Vicky: What's going on in here?
  • Cosmo (as Timmy): Leave me alone! Can't you see I'm watching television in blatant disregard of my parents' direct orders? I mean, don't come in, I'm naked!
  • Vicky:HA! You are so dead. [Vicky takes a picture of Cosmo being naked]
  • Wanda:Nice.
  • Cosmo: She's gone isn't she? At least it can't get any worse.
  • Future Timmy: You're mine now, you reckless punk.
  • (they show Dinkleberg's house)
  • Mr. Turner (Voices): Open up, Dinkleberg.
  • (Dinkleberg opens the door)
  • Mr. Turner: Eat that, Sheldon. And look how shiny my plaque is.
  • (The lit so bright, so Future Timmy can't see and he fell out of a tree)
  • Dinkleberg: You're right. That's one shiny plaque, Turner.(then he shown his plaque) Almost as shiny as this one Vicky gave me.
  • (Dinkleberg's plaque is so bright, it almost burns up Mr. Turner)
  • Mr. Turner: (Yelling) MY EYES!
  • (then, Mrs. Turner phone ringing and then, she answer it)
  • Mrs. Turner: Hello? (gasp) Timmy did what?
  • Vicky: Turned on your TV as soon as you left. And that's not all. He broke your vase...(She breaks the vase, and uses a paper shredder to shred the portrait) Precious family portrait...(burns the piano with her flametorch) Torched your piano...(And she finally wrote "My Parents Stink" And "Dinkleberg Rule") And wrote "My Parents Stink" And "Dinkleberg Rules" on your living room wall! [confused] Hello? (Cut to Dinkleberg's house) Can you hear me? Hello.
  • (And steam come out of Dinkleberg's house)
  • Mr. & Mrs. Turner: TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Vicky: That twerp is gonna be in so much trouble. I should get my camera. (evil laugh, and walks away)
  • [Timmy enters Channel 4 "Johnny Hunt."]
  • Boy: Johnny Hunt, We are in so much trouble.
  • (Johnny Hunt and his team be chase by a creepy robot, and then Timmy comes in with falling, then Johnny point his gun at Timmy)
  • Timmy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm on your side, Johnny Hunt. My name's Timmy, and I'm--.
  • Johnny Hunt: Look out! (They abandon Johnny's Bolt and land right next to a tree and creepy robot got them surrounded) We're doomed!
  • Timmy: Oh, no, we're not. I wonder.. (He point his remote at creepy robot) Pause. (The robot freeze) And erase. (And the robot disappear in fin air)
  • Men 1#: Amazing. Well done, son. We could use a boy like you on our adventure team.
  • Timmy: But I'm only 10. You mean you'd let an unsupervised minor go on dangerous missions without worrying about his safety?
  • Men 2#: Not without a really dangerous weapon. (He gave him a Bazooka)
  • Timmy : Cool! I can't wait to show this to Cosmo and Wanda.
  • [Timmy returns to he real world.]
  • Timmy: Oh man! The T.V universe is great. Did you see all that great stuff I did? Expect for the part with the pooper scooper, It was awesome! (He bring his Bazooka out of his pants) And check this puppy out.
  • Wanda: Timmy, be careful. You're in the real world now. That is a dangerous adult weapon.
  • Timmy: So what? Bazookas, floating attack vehicles, bouncing off airplanes. As long as I have you guys around, nothing can hurt me.
  • Cosmo: Right! At least until your older.
  • Wanda: Cosmo, shush!
  • Timmy: Older? What's that supposed to mean?
  • Cosmo: Uh...Uh... (He poofs of Cosmo is taking a shower and toilet) Pay no attention to the very muscular fairly behind the shower curtain.
  • (Wanda flush the toilet and make the water of the shower very hot)
  • Cosmo: AAH! AAH! HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT! (then he went into the toilet to cool off)
  • Timmy: (confused) What do you mean older? What happens when I'm older?
  • Cosmo: Ah, Timmy. It's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call, "The Wands and the Wings."
  • (Cosmo poofs a pink sock puppet and a green sock puppet)
  • Cosmo: You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...
  • Wanda: Cosmo, no! Not that speech.
  • Cosmo: But I already had the puppets out.
  • Wanda: Timmy (She poofs a Protector and a movie screen out), you know that Fairly GodParents are assigned to boys and girls who need them most, right?
  • Timmy: Right. Kids like me, because my parents are busy and my babysitter is, well, evil.
  • (the film is already started, a clip show a example of what Wanda means)
  • Wanda: (voice-over): And because you're ten and still young enough to believe in fairies.(then 6 years later) But there comes a point when that little kid becomes so grown-up...(Then a woman going with a man and left off) they don't need magic anymore, (then Fairly-Cab just come in) and their fairies are called back to Fairly World.
  • (Then Fairly-Cab just poof away. then the film just ended and cut back to Wanda)
  • Wanda: Once the fairies leave, the child forgets all about them,(she start to give rid of the film stuff) and all the remnants of the magic disappear forever, and child grows up, just like everybody else.
  • Cosmo: Bitter and angry at the world.
  • Timmy: Wait? You mean when I get older, I lose you guys forever, and I forget I ever had you? What else can go wrong?!
  • [A knock was heard followed by evil laughter. Cosmo and Wanda turn back into gold fishes and reveals Vicky using a fire touch to burn the door down and evil laughing and Timmy's parents [Super Mad at him]. They looked confused for what they saw.)
  • Timmy: Uh....This isn't what it looks like?
  • [Then the Bazooka blasted the roof of the house.]
  • Mr. Turner's Boss: Turner, I decided to give you a second chance and-- Good Heavens! Dinkleberg, (He give Dinkleberg a Money & his plaque) catch this nicest house plaque and the raise that goes with it.
  • (cut to Dinkleberg)
  • Dinkleberg: Sweet. Fetch, Dinkledog.
  • (Then his boss walk out of here in a bad move. Then Mr. Turner is so mad, he rip his hair off. Then Mrs. Turner toke Timmy's Magical Remote and give it to Vicky.)
  • Mrs. Turner: [to Vicky] Here Vicky. Take this. We're going to have a word with our irresponsible son.
  • Vicky: Have a nice violent talk. (and she talks to Timmy) I'll see you tomorrow.
  • [She laughed evilly as she walked away. Timmy tried to chase after her.)
  • Timmy: HEY, WAIT! That's my remote!
  • (Then Mr. Turner grab Timmy's head)
  • Mr. Turner: Which you deliberately used to disobey us, and then you busted the house and wrote that lie on the wall! What is wrong with you?
  • (Mr. Turner drop Timmy)
  • Timmy: But it's not my fault. It's Vicky's. She's evil. She's always being mean to me and always getting me into trouble.
  • Mrs. Turner: Oh? Did she turn your TV? Did she give you this Bazooka?
  • (cut to Mr. Turner)
  • Mr. Turner: Which I can't fire at the Dinkleberg's house because it's out of ammo.
  • Timmy: [sadly] Well, no...
  • Mr. Turner: Then why should we believe anything you say? (Then him and Mrs. Turner start leaving Timmy's room) When I get back from Ammo Store, you are a lot of trouble, young man. (Leaves the room)
  • (Then Vicky just pop back into Timmy's room.]
  • Vicky: Wow. I've never seen you so miserable. I should take another picture. (The she took another picture of Timmy and his goldfishes) One for you...(Then she make him put on a "Marry's Outfit" and hold a rope to a lamb) And one for the Internet. (Again, she took another picture of that and she ran out)
  • Timmy: They didn't believe me about Vicky - AGAIN! (He toke off Marry's outfit) I AM SO SICK OF THAT!
  • Wanda: Aw, Timmy, they're just trying to raise you to be a mature, responsible adult. Everybody has to grow up sometimes.
  • Timmy: Not the Futurellis. Not Heavy Hal. Not Johnny Hunt. They've all been the same age forever. And if I was a kid forever, I'd never have to lose you guys!
  • Wanda: Ooh, I don't like where this is going.
  • Cosmo: Neither do the puppets.
  • Timmy: I do. (He jumped over, land on the TV) It's going into television... Where nobody ever grows up, ever. I wish for a another Magic Remote.[A new remote which was green magically appeared] I'm running away, and I'm running away into television!
  • (Then they cut to Future Timmy, and he made it out of the glass)
  • Future Timmy: (woke up) How long have I been out? (then he spot Timmy with the magic remote) The remote. There's still time.
  • (Cut back to Timmy inside the tree, writing a letter to his parents.)
  • Timmy: Don't bother looking for me because you'll never, ever, ever find me.
  • Cosmo: Ever! What? It helps with the drama.
  • Timmy: Good-bye (He put the note on the TV) forever!
  • (Then they started to go into the TV, and then Future Timmy just drops in.)
  • Future Timmy: Stop, wait!
  • (they cut throw Future Timmy, and he went into the TV, too. Then Timmy's Parents opened the door, ready to punish Timmy again.)
  • Mr. Turner: Well, we've got the ammo.
  • Both: (Gasps)
  • Mrs. Turner: "Goodbye Forever"? (she grabs the note) He's gone! (silently cries)
  • Mr. Turner: And he misspelled ever, oh but he can spell Dinkleberg just fine!
  • Future Timmy: (wakes up) Where am I?
  • Paula Poundcake: Hi. I'm Paula PoundCake, and this is Pup Tart. (Her Dog come out and she grab him)
  • Pup Tart: Bark! Bark! (The She toke a bit on his noes) Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
  • Donnie Donut: And I'm Donnie Donut, and even thought I'm a boy, I still think this place is swell.
  • Everyone: Our icing is nicing!
  • Paula Poundcake: Are you made of Licorice? (tries to bite him)
  • Future Timmy: Get back, you frosted freaks. (He trying to hit them with a candy-can) Back!
  • Everyone: OOH!
  • Timmy: if my parents don't care what I have to say, we're going where nobody cares about what adults have to say.
  • Cosmo: Kentucky?
  • Timmy: Nope.
  • (Then went into Channel 75 of "Walnuts")
  • Timmy: The kid friendly world of "Walnuts." This will be a perfect place to live.
  • Cosmo Yeah. They don't even show adults on this cartoon.
  • Wanda:Oh and look. We landed right in the middle of their Hanukkah special.
  • Boy 1#: It's the Great Menorah, Chuckle Black. Oh. (and he passed out)
  • Men: (taking weird)
  • Timmy: What? No, I didn't hurt him.
  • Men: (taking weird)
  • Timmy: No, really he fainted.
  • Men: (taking weird)
  • Timmy: Do we have to involve the Police?
  • Wanda: Apparently, that's a yes.
  • Timmy: I should have known parents would ruin this place, too. Come on!
  • (thy started to go into the TV)
  • Cosmo: But--But--But I want to see the Great Menorah appear in the Bagel Patch.
  • Timmy: Now, this is more like it. Fighting alongside the Space Vector and his army of intergalactic kid crime-fighters.
  • Cosmo: What's perfect about this? I'm a monkey in a mask! Why does a monkey need a secret identity? So nobody knows I'm a monkey? Should my tail have a mask?
  • Wanda: (Thought something) Wait. Is this another show where kids get dangerous weapons?
  • Timmy: Just this Ghost Gauntlet. But don't worry. It's perfectly safe.
  • [Then Timmy push a button on the Ghost Gauntlet, and blast zaps into the glass window at the front of the spaceship. And everyone sucking into the hole and everyone was now flying throw space.]
  • Wanda: Oh no! We're in the airless vacuum of space without helmets!
  • Cosmo: Wanda and I don't have to breathe because we're magic, but your doomed. [Laughs]
  • (They continuing flying throw space, until they stop and block by invisible shield. it was clear to be a black spaceship)
    • Future Timmy: Timmy Turner, don't move. (He press a button the makes a tractor beam, that makes Timmy Cosmo and Wanda freeze.
    • Timmy: Who is that guy, and how does he even know who I am?
    • Cosmo: Maybe it's because your mask isn't very good. (We zoom into Vicky's room, at her house. As she watching her own TV)
    • Vicky: "Space Vector"? That's such a dumb show. I totally know that's a monkey.
    • (Vicky change the channel again into "The Million Dollar Spin" Show)
      • Game Show Host: Today we're giving away $1 million dollars! (A game show contestant name Jerry, spin the the weal. And it lands on "One Million $")
      • Game Show Host: Congratulations, Jerry. You've won... $1 Million dollars!
      • Jerry: Awesome! I'm gonna give it all to charity.
      • Vicky the Babysitter: What? Why can't that be me?! (Angry, she slammed the remote and sends her into the TV trading places with Jerry)
      • Wanda: Can't... reach... wand.
      • Cosmo: Can't... stop thinking... about ham.
      • Timmy: Can't... stand speaking... in short bursts... of dialogue.
      • Future Timmy: Surrender the remote, and I'll send you all back home.
      • Timmy: NEVER! (He grab his magic remote and tries to press button) (Then Timmy and the others are disappear and out of the tractor beam. As they went into another channel.] Wanda: Where are we?
  • Cosmo: Flint? Bones? Meat? Oh my gosh! We're in the Meatflints!
  • Timmy:Exactly! Hey, since outer space was lame, maybe we can try being a modern stone aged family.
  • (Timmy press a TV remote, and a bird flies out and turns on the the TV)
  • Cosmo: Ha! All right! It's a bird and a remote control. I wonder what this gadget does. (It turns out that he hits a Tiger's Tail. And it roars at him) Ahh, it eats!
  • Wanda: Hey, didn't we already run past that couch, chair, and lamp?
  • Bird: Eh, it's a cycle.
  • Timmy: I don't understand. If the cars are powered by feet, shouldn't we just keep running?
  • Cosmo: Aren't feet also powered by feet?
  • Timmy: This place is lame. I don't want to live in a world when your household appliances can eat you and they have to use the same background over and over again.
  • (Suddenly Future Timmy appears again on a pterodactyl)
  • Future Timmy Surrender, Timmy Turnstone!
  • Timmy: He's gaining on us. We have to move faster. We'll have to get to the next channel, where everything is fast.
  • Cosmo: Ah! We're gonna need more feet!
  • [Timmy pressed the button on the remote, and teleports everyone into Go, Go Racer. Timmy jumps into his race car and gets ready to go until he's met with his "Pop")
  • Pop: Absolutely not. You cannot race in this race. It's much too dangerous.
  • Timmy: But, Pop, I must. I must race in this race. I am a Racer. I race with speed, and racing with speed is what I must do. Ahh! Oh! Aah!
  • (Every racer is line up the starting line. And about to start the race)
  • Announcer: This is a very Dangerous race. Many of you will not make it of this race alive. And that is why we are broadcasting it live around the world.
  • (Suddenly Future Timmy appears again, but this time, he came out of one of broadcasting camera. He steals one of the racer's car, in order to be on the race)
  • Announcer: Go, Racers, Go! Ahh! Ooh! Aah!
  • (The racers takes off. Suddenly, everything started to explode: One of the racer's cars, the announcer's stand, even the state officials. At the mountain pass, Future Timmy finally caught up with Timmy)
  • Timmy: You! Get away form me. Ooh! Aah! Ooh! (sees a ridge up ahead) Aah!
  • (Timmy puts a quarter in the steering wheel, and him and Future Timmy jumps off the ridge and into the canyon)
  • Future Timmy: Stop. I just want to talk to you.
  • Timmy: Yeah, sure. Why should I believe you? You're an adult, which means you're not a child, and if you're not a child, you're an adult. And if you're an adult, that means I shouldn't listen to you. Oh! Aah! Oh! (sees a forest ahead of him and screams)
  • (Timmy puts another quarter in the car and lasers the trees ahead of him. Then, Cosmo, and Wanda came back of the car)
  • Cosmo: Oh, great. I'm a monkey again. Where's my mask? The world will know who I am.
  • Wanda: Timmy, look out! Aah! Ooh! Aah!
  • (Timmy turns his wheels to climb the mountain as the Dark Warrior ejects from his crushed car and Timmy wins the race)
  • Audience: Aah! Ooh! Aah!
  • Timmy: Now this is more like it.
  • Pop: How could you race in this race? You're too young to race in this very dangerous race! You could've gotten yourself killed! You need to grow up. Aah! Ooh! Aah! Ooh!
  • Timmy: Ugh, if I wanted to get screamed at by an adult, I could have stayed at home. (changes the channel)
  • (And so they travel from Channel 193 to Channel 194 where they're in a dark spooky forest dressed from the 70s)
  • Timmy: Sweet! This would be a perfect place to live! Our ride should be here right about...now.
  • (Suddenly a van comes up as Cosmo and Wanda turns into dogs with beanies.)
  • Timmy: It's Snooper Dog and the Clue Crew.
  • Wanda: Are those kids even old enough to drive?
  • Timmy Turner: Nope; and even though they're teenagers, their parents let them drive around solving mysteries with a talking dog.
  • Snooper: Put the sizzle in Fanizzle ya.
  • Timmy: I'm sorry what?
  • (Suddenly the Clue Crew gets scared)
  • Snooper Dog: Fawizzle! Fawizzle! Shazzile!
  • Timmy: Yeah, does anybody understand what that dog is saying?
  • Shaggy-like Clue Cruise Member: He's saying, Like, RUN!!!! (pointing to a giant monster)
  • (Everyone gets inside and started boarding up the door until the monster was right behind Snooper Dog and he freaks out)
  • Bird: Eh, it's a chase scene.
  • (Suddenly Timmy bumps into the Velma-like Cruise Crew Member wearing her glasses)
  • Timmy: Ah, can't see! Can't see! (accidentally bumps into the monster down the stair and the monster landed in a barrel) I knew that if I came here, you'd help me solve the mystery of who's been chasing me.
  • Velma-like Clue Crew Member: Now let's see who the monster really is.
  • Timmy: Those are good guesses. Although, I already have an idea. (unmasked the monster revealing it to be Future Timmy.)
  • Clue Crew: A guy in a mask?!
  • (Future Timmy breaks out of the barrel as Timmy Cosmo and Wanda goes into the TV. Future Timmy follows after them. )
  • Shaggy-Like Clue Crew Member: Like, what the heck was that, Snoop?
  • Snooper Dog: Yo, man. I don't have all the answers, y'all.
  • (Back in the real world, Mr. and Mrs. Turner stopped by at AJ's house to see if his friends Chester and A.J. have seen him)
  • A.J.: I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Turner, but Timmy's not here. We haven't seen him since school.
  • Chester: Why'd he run away anyway?
  • Mr. Turner: Well, we told him he couldn't watch television anymore.
  • Chester: You fiends! He should've gotten rid of you when he had the chance!
  • Mrs. Turner: And then he was trying tell us a ridiculous story about Vicky being a evil babysitter.
  • (Chester and A.J. looked at each other nervously)
  • Mr. Turner: Chester, AJ, is there something you want to tell us?
  • Mrs. Turner: Do you think Vicky's evil?
  • (Suddenly a few video cameras popped up including one in a teddy bear with a microphone and behind a Vicky Isn't Watching You poster making them
  • scared)
  • A.J.: Nope! No way! She's the greatest babysitter ever. And I'm not just saying that because she has hidden cameras everywhere.
  • Chester: No! (smacks bear down) No! This is our chance. We can finally tell the world about Vicky! (grabs Mr. Turner) Listen to me you! Vicky is...(Suddenly he is shocked by a leg bracelet) Vicky is...(shocked again) Vic...(shocked again) Ah, nevermind. (the leg bracelet pulls out cheese) Oh boy, cheese!
  • Mrs. Turner: Our little boy is out there somewhere. We have to find him
  • Mr. Turner: And we will, honey. We will. But first, mine! (takes Chester's cheese)
  • Chester: Hey! (shocked again)
  • [In the T.V Realm in a series called Blackbird.}
  • Timmy: Awesome! This is going to be great.
  • Cosmo: What's so great about this show?
  • Timmy: Are you kidding? I'm in the world of Blackbird and Sparrow. (heads towards a mantle, pressed the button and the bookcase reveals his Sparrow costume) In this world, I can put on this supercool crime-fighting suit.
  • Cosmo: Neat.
  • (Timmy flips Cosmo over a table)
  • Timmy: That gives our tiny 10-year old body enhance strength and agility. And best of all, with my secret identity, no one will know who I am. This place rocks. I should have thought about leaving a long time ago.
  • (Suddenly Comso and Wanda are trapped in a net)
  • Timmy: You!
  • Future Timmy: Your channel surfing days are over.
  • (Future Timmy tackles Timmy and the heroes down the stairs into a giant birdcage)
  • Timmy: Cool, The Birdcage. Blackbird's secret paper line headquarters. Nice try pal. I'm not afraid of you here.
  • Future Timmy: You fool. Don't you understand? (unmasked himself ) I am the good guy!
  • Timmy: [shocked] What?! An older version of me? That's impossible! You can't be me! I'm not supposed to get older! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! (Future Timmy jumps for the remote) Pause! (press the "Pause" button and freezes Future Timmy) I don't get it. If I'm the good guy and he's me, who's the bad guy?
  • Vicky: The twerp is here too?! Well, not for long.
  • (Vicky pressed the remote to transport into the channel. Moments later, Future Timmy wakes up tied to a chair)
  • Future Timmy: Huh? What? Where am I?
  • Timmy Turner: That's a good question. If you're supposed to be me, why don't you know where you are?
  • Future Timmy: I-
  • Timmy:Pause!
  • Wanda:Timmy, he's you as a grownup. He doesn't remember anything to do with the fact he had fairies. He probably doesn't even remember he wished for the remote.
  • Future Timmy. Stop that! You got to listen to me. We got to stop her.
  • Timmy: Who her? and where are you from? It's time you told me what's going on?
  • Future Timmy: Time. Time is the key word.
  • (Flashback)
  • Future Timmy VO: My world is ruled by an evil dictator who can't be stopped. I was part of the Resistance. I secretly inserted myself amongst the ranks of her security forces to gain her trust. When word linked to her about a resistance attempt to travel back in time and changed history, I knew I had to be the one to go back.
  • (Flashback ends)
  • Future Timmy: I'd knew in my heart that that remote gave her the power to take over the world. We have to destroy it before she finds it.
  • Timmy: We? I'm not leaving. I'm not going anywhere.
  • Future Timmy: You have to. Without us, the future will remain a desolate wasteland
  • Timmy: Whatever. I'm never gonna grow up and I'm gonna stay here forever. So it's not my problem.
  • Future Timmy:There's two remotes?
  • Vicky: Check out the fun destructive things you find lying around a stately mansion.
  • Future Timmy: For the record, I could have done that anytime. Now, RUN!!!
  • Timmy:In retrospect, maybe hanging a gigantic headquarters by a small medal ring wasn't such a cool idea.
  • Wanda: You think?
  • Timmy: NO! SHE'S RUINING EVERYTHING!!
  • Vicky: So long suckers! I'm off to dictator week and then TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
  • Timmy:Thanks for the save.
  • Future Timmy: Hey, you're a hero now. That's what heroes do. You ready to stop Vicky and save the world?
  • Timmy: I am now. Let's go.
  • Blackbird: My Stuff, CURSE YOU, QUIZZLER!!!!!
  • [Back in Dimmsdale]
  • Mr. Turner: And then, he just ran away.
  • Mrs. Turner: He was so upset about your daughter, Vicky, we thought you two be able to tell us something.
  • Mr. Turner: Like...if she's evil?
  • (Shocked, Vicky's parents does a spit take at the Turner. Suddenly blasters with targets, 3 missiles and tasers scared them even more)
  • Vicky's Dad: (reading note card nervously) Vicky is the kindest, sweetest, and most thoughtful daughter a parent could as for. If you see her, could you tell her we said that? Exactly the way she wrote it? Please?
  • Vicky's Mom: (changing her watch) Well, is it that late already? (pushes them out) It's a shame you have to leave and never come back. (takes their drinks back)
  • (Tootie, overhears their conversation)
  • Tootie: Timmy's missing? He's gone?!?!
  • Mrs. Turner: We're never gonna find him! Oh, why didn't we listen to him?
  • Mr. Turner: Oh, now honey, don't give up. Even though this is all your fault, you never know when a clue might come crashing through the windshield.
  • (Suddenly a note pinned to a Timmy Doll broke through in the windshield)
  • Mrs. Turner: (reading note) If you want more information about Vicky and why Timmy ran away, meet me at the following address in 30 minutes. Signed,...
  • Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Deep Toot?
  • Mr. Turner: (chuckles) What? Deep Toot? Come on. That's hilarious!
  • [In channel 290..]
  • Jeff: Hi, Kids!. I'm Jeff. Ignore the shave cut in the 5 o' clock shadow. I'm really a kid just like you. Hey. Let's go find some hints...Some Clint's hints! Come on!
  • Future Timmy: Why are those pink and green characters following us everywhere?
  • Timmy: Oh, they're my goldfish. They accidentally fell into the.TV with me, and they change just like we do.
  • Future Timmy: Makes as much sense as anything else here.
  • Timmy: Wow I'm a gullible as any other adult when I grow up. I mean oh no..A Vicky print. You know what that means!
  • Jeff: A footprint! That's a hint! A Clint Hint! Now we have a clue is to where Vicky might be! (laughs crazy)
  • Timmy: (checking the guide) Ok, I'm guessing this show must be on Channel 290.
  • Future Timmy: Right, and they're heading for the Biographical Channel which is 298.
  • Timmy: And "Maho Mushi" is on 297.
  • Future Timmy: Now that I remember; stupid, violent, which is why I watched every day. Come on, we had to focus on the mission. We had to stop Vicky.
  • (The channel changes to Ted and Jimmy, with Cosmo, Wanda, and the two Timmys as mice)
  • Future Timmy: (looks at the destruction outside the mousehole) She's already been through here.
  • Cosmo: What makes you say that?
  • Future Timmy: Be careful, with that remote she could be anywhere, or anything.
  • Cosmo: Wow. A walking lamp, with a hammer. You don't seen any of those anymore.
  • Wanda: Wow. You don't see cartoon violence like that anymore.
  • Cosmo: Killer ironing boards too. Those things are really rare. Hey that's violent too. Didn't they have censors back then?
  • Wanda: It's amazing how much imitable violence they showed back in the 1940s.
  • Cosmo: I know. Everyone know how dangerous mousetraps are. Oh! Oh boy! Cheese!
  • [They enter the T.V]
  • Cosmo: And furniture made from dogs. This place had got everything.
  • [In the Looney Tune parody show.]
  • Cosmo: What's up, dork?
  • Duck: She went that way.
  • Timmy: She's already been here, and she destroyed Christmas.
  • Cosmo: Ew, We're elves?
  • Wanda: We've been demoted!
  • Comet: My name is Comet. What are you two elves think you're doing? Clean up this mess while I make fun of that freak with the glowing red nose.
  • Timmy: Wow. On this show, even the adult animals mess things up.
  • Wanda: You know, I remember this show being a lot nicer.
  • (Suddenly pellets started falling down)
  • Cosmo: Ah! And a lot cleaner. Watch where you step.
  • Wanda: Oh, boy! Chocolate!
  • Cosmo: I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  • (The scene changes to two elves making a snowman that came to life)
  • Snowman: Hey, I'm alive! Happy Birthday! Ahh! (accidentally ran over by the Timmys)
  • (The Timmy takes a sleigh ride around the area)
  • Future Timmy: Hey! I remember this. This is the Christmas special I'd used to watch every year with my parents.
  • Timmy : You remember doing stuff with mom and dad?
  • Future Timmy: Yeah. I remember opening presents on Christmas morning. I also remember coloring Easter eggs and the time I broke the Dinkleberg's window with my baseball...
  • Future Timmy and Timmy: And Dad was so proud! Man, our parents.
  • Timmy: Yeah. I... I wonder if they know I'm gone?
  • Mrs. Turner: It's 6:45. Where's Deep Toot?
  • Mr. Turner: (chuckles)
  • (Suddenly, they see a small coated figure.)
  • Mrs. Turner: Are you Deep Toot?
  • Mr. Turner: (chuckles)
  • Tootie: Yes I am. (pulls out a book of Vicky pictures of her doing the stuff she did and blamed Timmy) Your babysitter, Vicky, she's meanier than you know. (kicks the book to them) The vase, the picture, the piano. Vicky ruined them all and blamed Timmy.
  • Mr. Turner: (gasps) Hey! She's key-scratching "Vicky was here!" on my car! I punished Timmy for key-scratching "Vicky was here!" on my car! Why would she do that?
  • Tootie: Some say it's to make parents think their kids are horrible, so they'll hire her more often.
  • Mr. Turner: Leapin Legholes! She's using my underwear to clean the toilet!
  • Mrs. Turner: And I punish Timmy for that: by making him eat chocolate. Which in retrospect, isn't a very good punishment after all.
  • Mr. Turner: Unless it's that reindeer chocolate.
  • Tootie: Some say she's insane. Me? I say she's evil. I think she's icky. Icky with a V.
  • Mr. Turner: Wait a minute. Chip Skylark's hit song, "Icky Vicky", suddenly makes sense.
  • Mrs. Turner: Oh my gosh. Timmy was right. Vicky is terrible. Oh Deep Toot, how can we ever thank---
  • Mr. Turner: She's gone!
  • Mrs. Turner: We should have listen to Timmy.
  • Mr. Turner: You have to tell Timmy you're sorry. And wherever he is, wherever he's hiding, we know one thing for sure.
  • Mr. and Mrs. Turner: He's watching television.
  • (The Turners head back in their car)
  • Mr. Turner: Deep Toot. (laughs) Oh man. That kills me. Who was that girl anyway?
  • Mrs. Turner: I don't know, but she left this. (reads note) I am not Vicky's sister.
  • Mr. and Mrs. Turner: (thinking) Hmmm.
  • Cosmo: I don't understand. Why would the Vicky run in here?
  • Timmy: This is the longest running animated show on television. Vicky could be in any of these episodes.
  • Wanda: The nuclear plant.
  • Timmy: Oh no. I can't stop her myself. As much as it kills me to say this. I need adult help.
  • Timmy: Oh come on! Is every adult on this show a moron?
  • Future Timmy: Come on!
  • Timmy: Nice moves.
  • Future Timmy: Thanks. I learn those at your age.
  • Cosmo: What's wrong with him?
  • Timmy: It's this channel. It makes all of the adults even stupider. Come on!
  • Vicky: Today's show is brought to you by the letter V! [laughing evilly]
  • Timmy:This way! Quick!
  • Cosmo: I never felt more alive! Get it? Felt?
  • [The group crash into the T.V]
  • Timmy:Ah!
  • Future Timmy: [grunting[
  • Wanda: Whoa!
  • Cosmo: Wheee!
  • Future Timmy: Now where are we?
  • Timmy: Channel 297. We're on the end credits of Adolescent Genetically Altered Karate Cows. The next program is Maho Mushi. Hang on to the credits. They'll pull us into the show.
  • Wanda: Wow. These credits are moving fast.
  • Cosmo: They're animation credits. They go by really fast because people don't care about them.
  • Vicky : Say the end twerp!
  • Timmy: Aah!
  • Wanda: Timmy!
  • (Future Timmy saves Timmy by using his grappling hook gun to pull him back up to the credits)
  • Timmy: Thanks! Man I'm a lot less selfish in the future, aren't I?
  • Future Timmy: It's all part of growing up, kid.
  • (Vicky shoots a ray directly at Future Timmy hitting his time travel belt)
  • Timmy: Wait, what's going on?
  • Future Timmy: She's damaged my time travel belt. It's the only thing keeping me tethered to the present.
  • Vicky: We interrupt this program for a sudden cancellation!
  • Timmy: NO!
  • (Timmy uses the Cancel Button to erase Vicky's cow rocket, making Vicky fall down but she climbs towards the credits)
  • Future Timmy: It's up to you now. You can stop her in Maho Mushi. You can change the future.
  • Timmy: But if I change my future, you won't exist!
  • Future Timmy: Sure I will. And I'll exist in a future worth getting to. You can to it Timmy. You're a great kid, I know.
  • (Future Timmy disappears back into his time)
  • Timmy: No... Come back! Please, please! GAAAH! Every time there's something cool in my life! Every time! Vicky ruins it! And I'm not going to let her ruin anything else. There it is, Maho Mushi.
  • Cosmo: But you're not in that show.
  • Timmy: I am now. Oh, wait. Top billing, much better.
  • (The scenes changes back to Dimmadelphia Cable where Mr. and Mrs. Turner meet with Doug Dimmadome)
  • Doug Dimmadome: Welcome to the offices of Dimmadelphia Cable. I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner and president. What can I do for you two while I wait for security to show up and throw you out?
  • Mrs. Turner: Oh please, Mr. Dimmadome, our son Timmy ran away because we didn't believe him when he said that Vicky was evil.
  • Doug Dimmadome: What? Haven't you ever heard of that Chip Skylark song, Icky Vicky?!?!
  • Skylark: Hey Vicky, you're so-so-icky, Just the thought of being around you makes me oh-so-sicky
  • Doug Dimmadome: What'd you think that song was about anyway? Pumpkins?
  • Mr. Turner: Yes.
  • Mrs. Turner: We have to get a message to Timmy and let him know we're sorry.
  • Doug Dimmadome: Timmy, eh? Well he did help me find my long lost son. But, then again, he tried to twart my attempt to bulldoze Dimmsdale Flats. He also got in the way of getting the Striker Z race car. Then again it was a screaming metal deathtrap. On the other hand...
  • Mr. Turner: Come on. While he's babbling incoherently in that odd Southern draw, let's get a televised message to Timmy. What do you think he's watching?
  • Mrs. Turner: Well, whatever it is, It's smartly written, well-throughout, and highly educational.
  • Timmy: Where we are. The super violent world of Maho Mushi.
  • Cosmo: How could anything this small and adorable be super and violent? (accidentally blast two holes in the stadium) You should start listening to me more.
  • Timmy: Ok, this is it. The last channel before Channel 298. We have to stop Vicky right here or they're gonna get to the next channel and take over the world.
  • Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! TIME FOR THE SUPER VIOLENT, ACTION DANGER OF MAHO MUSHI!!!!
  • Timmy: Vicky?!?! Me-shaka!
  • Vicky: BONSAI BUBBLE!!! (blocks the attack) You think you can us here? Ha! This is the kind of super violent Japanese action show where I learn all my evil babysitting techniques!
  • Timmy: Forget it Vicky! The only way your getting out of here is over our cold unmoving, limited animation body.
  • Cosmo: Man. This show is great! I wish we were watching it!
  • Sushi Man: Sushi? Maho Sushi!
  • Cosmo: I'll take one! (Accidentally zaps the man)
  • Timmy: I had to pick the one show she knows as well as I do.
  • Wanda: As long as she has access to our magic, she's just as powerful as you are.
  • Timmy: But if neither of us had access to your magic, I could beat her; and beat her for good!
  • Cosmo: Look out! (He hits Vicky with a tank to give Timmy a head start)
  • Timmy: Cosmo and Wanda said when I get older, their magic goes away. And my adult self couldn't remember them at all. I don't know exactly when I'll start to forget them, so I'll have to figure it out one year at a time. First, I'll have to get back to normal. Okay, fast-forward one year. Age 11! (Timmy turns 11 with the fast-forward button and sees his fairies) No good. I still recognize them.
  • Vicky: Yahhhh! (She escapes and charges straight at 11 year-old Timmy)
  • Timmy: Aah! Maho Mushi Wall Run! (Back-flips and runs from her) One more year! Age 12! (He still sees his fairies) I still recognize them. Cool! I'll still have Cosmo and Wanda for a few more years.
  • (Vicky proceeds to hit him with the ray coming directly from the pink magic remote and Timmy dodges the attack hitting his fairies instead before aging himself to 15 years old.)
  • Timmy: Cool, I'm 15. (Armpit hair appears) Oh no, an armpit hair! (Sees his fairies again) Rats, I still recognize them!
  • (Vicky hits the floor with the remote making a strong earthquake as Timmy runs and makes himself 16 years old)
  • Timmy: (Goes through his pocket to find his driver's license) Focus. Driver's license. You're not grown up yet.
  • (Timmy makes himself 17 years old)
  • Timmy: Who will I ask to the Prom? Not grown up yet. They're still there.
  • (Timmy turns himself 18 years old and his magic remote dies first)
  • Timmy: (Forgets his fairies) Wow. I can't remember anything. So why am I running? (Vicky's attack finally hits him as he screams and falls to the floor)
  • Vicky: Hahahahaha! Say goodbye twerp, FOREVER!
  • Crowd/Cosmo and Wanda/Host: Ahhhh! Oooh! Ahhhh!
  • (Vicky's magic remote dies next)
  • Vicky: Hey, what's going on? Why won't this stupid thing work?!
  • Wanda: Because Timmy's too old for fairies.
  • (The Fairy Cab arrives honking its horn)
  • Taxi Driver: I got a call to pick up a couple of fairies.
  • Cosmo: Oh no! It's the Fairy Cab!
  • Wanda: But we can't leave Timmy!
  • Cosmo: But the meter's running!
  • Wanda: Maho Mushi Kick Toss Attack! (Wanda throws Cosmo towards Vicky to get Timmy both magic remotes)
  • Cosmo: Aah! I should start listening to her more!
  • Timmy: Whoa, nice arena. We playing the Cougars again? [to Cosmo] Hey, nice big head. Are you the mascot?
  • (Taxi Driver repeatedly honks the car horn impatiently)
  • Wanda: Cosmo! Poof Timmy younger before we have to get in the cab and leave forever!
  • Taxi Driver: (Sighs) Guess we gonna do this the hard way.
  • Wanda: (Screams)
  • (Cosmo quickly turns Timmy into a baby before he gets sucked in, Baby Timmy teethes on the magic remote as he poops his pants)
  • Wanda: Too much.
  • (Wanda changes Timmy back to his real age)
  • Timmy: Sweet! I'm me again! Why do my pants smell bad?
  • Vicky: I hope you enjoyed going through puberty once, cause you're not gonna do it again!
  • (Timmy recharges both magic remotes and the batteries are recharged)
  • Timmy: Pause! Erase!
  • (Changes Vicky back to normal in addition to making her lose her memory of the event)
  • Vicky: What? Why can't I remember anything?
  • Timmy: And Delete!
  • (Ejects Vicky from the TV Universe and sends her back to reality)
  • Vicky: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
  • (Back in the real world, Vicky crashes back into her room. Dazed, she woke up.]
  • Vicky: What happened? I had the greatest dream. I almost took over the world and destroyed everybody. (chuckles until a Timmy Doll is thrown at her window as she reads the message within the letter) Call the Turners, you're dead? I am not your sister? WHO ARE YOU, DEEP TOOT!
  • (Cuts back to Cosmo and Wanda getting close to being sucked into the Fairy Cab)
  • Cosmo and Wanda: Help!
  • (Timmy sees them)
  • Cosmo and Wanda: Aaaahhhh!
  • (The Fairy Cab door opens)
  • Adam West: (speakers) Hi there, Fairy folks. This is Adam West saying don't forget to buckle up.
  • Timmy: Maho Mushi Remote Control Fairy Cab: Dark Clause Maneuver!
  • (Timmy stops the Fairy Cab by throwing the remotes at the door to stop Cosmo and Wanda from being taken away from him)
  • Taxi Driver: I got a call that said a kid grew up and don't need fairies no more.
  • Timmy: Do I look grown up to you?
  • Taxi Driver: Nah. But what do I know? All you humans look alike to me. (The Fairy Cab leaves)
  • Crowd: Ah! Ooh! Ah!
  • (Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda leave Maho Mushi)
  • Wanda: Hey, what's the matter, Timmy? You just beat Vicky and stopped her before she could take over the world.
  • Cosmo: You should be happy.
  • Timmy: You'd think I would be, right? I'm even okay with growing up. I mean, did you see what an amazing adult I'm gonna be? But, I only got that way because my parents raised me right. I mean, in every show we visited, the adults were either complete idiots or never around.
  • Cosmo: Your parents are either one or the other. Never both!
  • Timmy: I know. My parents are so mad at me, they're gonna kill me before I even get that old.
  • Mrs. Turner: Uh, hello?
  • Timmy: Huh? Mom? Dad?
  • Mr. Turner: We are desperately trying to reach our only son, Timmy.
  • Mrs. Turner: Timmy. We're sorry we didn't believe you. We were wrong!
  • Mr. Turner: You had every right to be angry with your mother, but please! We just want you to come home because...
  • (His voice echoes and the message is broadcast towards every channel in the TV Universe)
  • Both: We love you!
  • Mr. Turner: But I love you more!
  • (The Turners leave the Studio)
  • Doug: But he did ruin my chances of moving the Ballhogs to Alaska, and I already bought them blubber nuggets. But they were chewy.
  • Mr. Turner: Do you think he heard the message?
  • Timmy: You bet I did!
  • Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Timmy!
  • Mr. Turner: Neat! Our son has forgiven you and our family is back together!
  • Mrs. Turner: Oh! How can we ever thank you?
  • Doug: By getting the heck out of my office! That kid's nothing but trouble!
  • (Security takes the Turners away from Dimmadelphia Cable)
  • Doug: But then again, he did teach me the greatest love of all was inside of me.
  • (Back home, Timmy, Mr. Turner and Mrs. Turner are scolding Vicky.)
  • Mr. Turner: So, Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?
  • Mrs. Turner: In the face of this overwhelming evidence that are and have always been an evil, lying, trouble making shrew!
  • (They show her pictures of Vicky's crude actions from when Timmy was on television.)
  • Vicky: (weepy) I'm sorry. I blame television.
  • Mr. Turner: Nice try. What do you take us for idiots?
  • Vicky: Um, yes?
  • Mrs. Turner: Vicky, you're fired.
  • (Vicky looks shocked at this news, as Cosmo and Wanda cheer)
  • Mr. Turner: Those gleeful fish are right to cheer. You should've been kinder to Timmy.
  • Mrs. Turner: You should've been less violent to Timmy.
  • Timmy Turner: And I've seen enough. Pause. (He pauses Mr. Turner, Mrs. Turner and Vicky.)
  • Cosmo: Uh, Timmy, what are you doing?
  • Timmy: The only reason I got you guys in the first place is because I had a mean babysitter. I know I'll lose you guys when I'm older, so I'm not taking any chances until then. If that means a few more years of putting up with Vicky, then it's totally worth it!
  • Wanda: Awwww!
  • Cosmo: Wow! He loves us more than he hates her, and that's saying something.
  • Timmy: I wish these remote controls never existed and everyone forgot that all of this ever happened!
  • (The wish is granted and Tootie, Chester, A.J. and Crocker forget their memories of this event)
  • Tootie: Was I doing something Timmy related?
  • A.J: How much cheese in that bracelet anyway
  • Chester: Were we doing something Timmy related? (Sees cheese in his hand) Oh boy! Cheese!
  • (Cuts to Mr. Crocker leaving the Dimmsdale Psychiatric Hospital)
  • Mr. Crocker: At last! I'm cured! No more fairies! For the first time in my life, I'm able to focus on other things! I figured out cold fusion! There's no limit to the good I can do for humanity! (Crocker forgets and reverts back to his old self) What the heck is this junk? Was I about to help people? This could only be the work of FAIRIES!
  • (Timmy buries his time capsule with the Johnny Hunt lunchbox, putting in a picture of himself Vicky took of him, Cosmo and Wanda appear)
  • Wanda: What are you doing, Timmy?
  • Cosmo: Vicky got you digging your grave again?
  • Timmy: Nope. I'm just burying a time capsule. (Throws the time capsule where he buried it) Everybody else may have forgotten what happened, but that doesn't mean I have to. (He buries the dirt back inside) I'm gonna grow up someday, and I just want to make sure that I want to remember the things that really meant something to me. And most importantly, when I grow up; I'll wanna make sure I don't the same mistakes my parents made!
  • Wanda: Well that's a long time from now. Come on! It's a beautiful sunny day, the birds are singing, and the future looks bright!
  • Cosmo: Wanna go inside and watch some TV?
  • Timmy: Duh!
  • (Timmy throws his shovel, as Wanda sighs in exasperation and leaves with Cosmo and Timmy)
  • (Flash forward to 20 years later to Timmy's kids Tommy and Tammy seeing the rusty Johnny Hunt lunchbox)
  • Tammy: Hey Daddy! What's this?
  • Future Timmy: Hey, I remember this. It's my time capsule. (He opens the time capsule and sees real goldfish) Ah, well. Time to go to work. And time for your babysitter.
  • Robo-Vicky: Hi, Mr. Turner! I'm here to babysit the little targets... I mean the precious gift from above, Haha, Haha, Haha.
  • (Tammy and Tommy hide behind Timmy's legs)
  • Future Timmy: Hmmm... there's something about this that's familiar but I... (his watch beeps) Whoops, gotta go. I'm gonna be late. Bye, Tammy. Bye, Tommy!
  • Robo-Vicky: Have a memorable day, Mr. Turner!
  • (Future Timmy leaves while Robo-Vicky proceeds to harm his kids)
  • Both kids: NO! DON'T LEAVE! TAKE US WITH YOU! (Watching Timmy leave for work)
  • Wanda: Like father, like son.
  • Cosmo: Tell me about it! Well the-th-the-th (stuttering)
  • Wanda: Cosmo, what's the matter with you?
  • Cosmo: Nothing. (shivers) It's just really cold in here.
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