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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents video game "Breakin' Da Rules", which was released on November 3, 2003.
Script[]
Console Version[]
Wanda: Time to get up, sleepy head!
Cosmo: I didn't know Timmy had different heads...
Timmy: (yawns) Aaahhh... just another day or two...
Wanda: You have to get up, Timmy - we have to prepare!
Mrs. Turner: Timmy! we're leaving for our, uh, seminar weekend!
Mr. Turner: Duty calls! We certainly won't be having any fun this weekend!
Timmy: Mom and Dad are away this weekend. That means something important. Oh no! Vicky! She’s here! My brain is numb with horror! You two go stall her while I think of something!
Wanda: No can do, Timmy - you know we can't be seen by anyone but you.
(Wanda poofs Da Rules.)
Cosmo: Dem’s da rules, see?
Timmy: Rules! This is no time for rules! I wish we didn’t have to follow those stupid rules!
Cosmo: You got it!
(Cosmo wishes it and drops the book. Then, the magic smoke cloud poofs them as a plot device.)
Timmy: I'm betting this isn't good news...
Cosmo: I'm betting this is really great news! But I'm not betting much.
[The Fairy Times newspaper shows up as Cosmo explains.]
Wanda: It says here that your wish broke Da Rules so badly that the next person to touch them will steal the wish power of the fairies very stupid enough to grant such a silly wish!
(Vicky goes upstairs and Timmy screams as he is about to grab Da Rules.)
Timmy: Noooooo!
(Vicky picks up Da Rules and prevents him from getting Da Rules.)
Vicky: Okay, twerp, here's how it's gonna be. I'm in charge, and you're NOTHING! Got it?
Timmy: I wish Vicky didn't have that book!
Vicky: Well I wish you were still in bed asleep so I wouldn't have to deal with you and your freaky, disgusting habits.
(Vicky walks away and slams the door from Timmy’s room.)
Cosmo: We're in trouble! Now we're in trouble in Timmy’s dreams! Now we're spinning around in trouble in Timmy’s dreams - weeeee!
Wanda: This is serious business... it's only a matter of time before someone finds out what happens and we end up...
(They are poofed to a Fairy Court room.)
Wanda: ...in Fairy Court!
Cosmo: Yay! We get to see the judge serve up hot, creamy justice for some unsuspecting creep! Some... unsuspecting... creeps - Wow! I didn't see that coming.
Jorgen: Silence puny fairy!
Cosmo: Wow! I saw that coming!
Wanda: Jorgen Von Strangle! The most feared Fairy Drill Instructor this side of the Galaxy of Really Unpleasant Fairy Drill Instructors!
Timmy: Don't worry - I'll talk us out of it...
Fairy Judge: Order! Order! The case of the Fairies versus Cosmo and Wanda is in session. All rise! Cosmo and Wanda, you have been accused of losing your copy of Da Rules... how you plead?
Cosmo: I’ll plead backwards! Eem truh t’nod zeelp!
Jorgen: Silence! Any plea other than ‘Guilty’ will be met by loud shouting and a terrifying display of my muscle tone!
Wanda: I think he means it...
Fairy Judge: Jorgen Von Strangle... you may begin the persecution.
Jorgen: Thank you, your honor. I call to the stand little Timmy Turner. Timmy, did your fairy godparents lose their copy of Da Rules?
Timmy: Yes, but...
Jorgen: HE SAYS YES!
Fairy Judge: The court finds the accused guilty, and sentences them to forty nine and a half hours of impunity service to recover the missing copy of Da Rules, or lose their Fairy License forever!
Cosmo: Um, what was the first choice again?
Jorgen: Hand in your wands! (makes their wands disappears) And your backup wands... (also makes their backup wands disappears) Now tiny fairies - you can take these training wands AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
(They poofed back to Timmy’s room.)
Wanda: Forty nine and a half hours! We'll never complete the impunity service in that time, not without our real wands!
Timmy: Not with that attitude! Come on, guys - we can do this!
Cosmo: And I can do this! Ta Da!
Wanda: It's going to be a long fourty nine in a half hours... These training wands stink! Timmy, if we're to recover all of the pages on Da Rules, we really need your help!
Timmy: What do I have to do?
Cosmo: Erm... Pretty much everything! But don't worry - we can help teach you the basics!
Wanda: You can use the left analog stick to move around, and the right analog stick to look around. Just remember, if you get stuck or, you're not certain, or you see something interesting, talk to us and we'll be there with some advice.
Cosmo: Talk to us lots! Besides useful advice, we can give you all sorts of fashion tips!
Wanda: Try it now!
(They poofed themselves and disappear. Then, they appear with Timmy as he talks to his godparents.)
Wanda: Well done.
Cosmo: You're so cool!
Wanda: Let's move to the next part of the training hon.
Cosmo: But talk to us again first!
(They disappeared again. Then, they appear with Timmy as he talks to his godparents again.)
Wanda: If the universe is giving you a bad point-of-view...
Cosmo: It can be mean like that!
Wanda: ...you can adjust your view!
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