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Script

Opening (Kids running all along the Dimmmsdale beach)

Elmer: Well, that's what i call a sandcastle!

Sanjay: Yes! it is

(Chester and his dad step onto him)

Chester's dad: Nope, it's what we call our new beach house! WHOA!

Chester's dad: Hey you kids! GET OUT OF MY SAND LOAN!! I'LL BEAT YOU LIKE A RENTED MULE

Mr. Bickles: (Grabs a lobster) Gotcha! well that's what i call a crabstatic lunch special for...Bickes by the bay! seafood shanty and spa! My new dream it's finally a reality!Now let's go see what other impressive things theycan find on this beach. (Sings running lalalalalalala)

(Inside the sandcastle)

Trixie: Now that's what i call impressive! Timmy how in the world did you build this?

Timmy: (holding Cosmo and Wanda as Bucket and shovel) Well... you know. With a bucket, a shovel and...

Cosmo & Wanda : Fairy Godparents!

Timmy: And a dream.

Wanda: Timmy really impressed Trixie this time

(Francis stomps Cosmo and Wanda)

Francis: Wow! Nice castle. Let's give it a big round of applause.

(Francis crumbles the sandcastle)

Francis: Hey Turner. As this beach's official bully, it's my job to destroy your sandcastle and...

(check his shorts and pull out a guide) let me check my dumb grey kids guide to beach bullying.

  1. Bathing suite wedgie (Shows Elmer wedgied in a surf table

Francis: Checked. 2. Replace tanning oil with cooking oil (Shows Timmy's parents burning up)

Francis: Hehe, Here, 3. Kick sand in wimpy kids's face (Throws sand on Timmy's face)

Francis: Haha

Trixie: Hello...are you forgetting something?(Throws sand on Trixie''s face)

Trixie: No!, 4: Take the wimpy's girl

Francis: Umm something that hurts on the inside instead of the outside (grabs Trixie)

Trixie: Bye totally wimpy not muscular Timmy

Timmy: Too wimpy to break free of wimpy sand!

(Lifeguards appears)

Timmy: Hey lifeguard will you help me?

Guy: Sorry wimpy kid. I'm not a lifeguard. I'm with the Dimmsdale sea monster response team, and i know what you're thinking, it's a waste of money. Well its not!! But don't worry wimpy dude, the lifeguards are on their way

(Lifeguards running slowly)

Wanda: Look, someone made a sand sculpure of Timmy's head

Cosmo: Let's rip the sand nose off

(Timmy shakes the sand off his head)

Timmy: If only i were stronger... Hey that's it. I got a wish that'll get me out of here, win Trixie back and give Francis a gulp of his own medicine.

Wanda: Sweetie, it's not a good idea to pick brawn over brain

Cosmo: Do what i did, Pick neither

Timmy: I wish i was the strongest guy on the beach!

(Timmy grows stronger ,and shows his stud's biceps)

Timmy: Cool!! I'm not wimpy anymore. Where did you go, guys? guys?

(Cosmo and Wanda are buried on sand)

Timmy: Sorry I guess i don't know my own strength

Cosmo: Don't sweat it. And i don't think i could take this by saying that you're being super strong couldn't possibly backfire

Wanda: Oh no, we lost our wands in the sand when we landed, Timmy help us find them quick!

Timmy: Right. You guys look over here and i'll check over there by Francis. And maybe i'll kick his buottom lucklily

(Shows Francis kicking sand to Sanjay, Elmer and A.J.)

Francis: Happiness is so much fun. Should be against the law which i always break so hey i don't care.

Timmy: I Guess you blah behind bars!  

(Timmy throws Francis a huge mount of sand with his muscular leg and makes a cell of sand)

Timmy: SAND BAR!

Sanjay: Oh my  gosh! His newly muscle self moves with the power increase of the bengal tiger!

Trixie: Hey What about me?

(Timmy throws sand to her)

Trixie: No! Doesn't anyone reads this book? You won. You're supposed to take me back now.

Timmy: Right. Sorry

(Timmy grabs Trixie's ankles and drags her down the beach, jumps on Timmy's biceps, and Timmy playing volleyball, hits the ball very hard and buries Trixie)

Timmy: Man, it's awesome to be the strongest guy on the beach.

Francis: (Shows with a big bulldozer full of sand) Yeah? well you're about to be the strongest guy under the beach

Timmy: Lifeguards won't let you drive a bulldozer on the beach

(Shows lifeguards running slowly)

Timmy: Man they're slow! But they look good

(Francis throws the sand to Timmy)

Francis: Lifeguards ...who's strongest now?

(Zoomto the bickles by the bay opening)

Mr. Bickles: And now, here to how to get the news coverage that will make my latest dream come true, my boat's person Mr Galaxy!. Now step on the beach and cut the ceremonial ribbon Mr Galaxy!

(Mr Galaxy steps on the beach and makes Timmy grow even bigger and stronger than him)

Francis: AAAAHHH

Trixie: Wow that was weird, but who cares! (jumps very excited) You're as stronger as Mr. Galaxy!

(Timmy hugs her with his big arms and breaks her back)

Trixie: TOO STRONG! AAHH

Timmy: Oh my gosh, when that guy stepped non the beach i became stronger than him!

(Timmy tries to lift her)

Trixie: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU'RE A MONSTER! A TOTALLY HOT MONSTER!!

Timmy: I gotta find Cosmo and Wanda

Wanda: I Can't find the wands anywhere

Timmy: Guys problem! I'm huge, I'm hurting people and i'm misunderstood!

Cosmo: Just like the IRS

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