Script
Opening (Kids running all along the Dimmmsdale beach)
Elmer: Well, that's what i call a sandcastle!
Sanjay: Yes! it is
(Chester and his dad step onto him)
Chester's dad: Nope, it's what we call our new beach house! WHOA!
Chester's dad: Hey you kids! GET OUT OF MY SAND LOAN!! I'LL BEAT YOU LIKE A RENTED MULE
Mr. Bickles: (Grabs a lobster) Gotcha! well that's what i call a crabstatic lunch special for...Bickes by the bay! seafood shanty and spa! My new dream it's finally a reality!Now let's go see what other impressive things theycan find on this beach. (Sings running lalalalalalala)
(Inside the sandcastle)
Trixie: Now that's what i call impressive! Timmy how in the world did you build this?
Timmy: (holding Cosmo and Wanda as Bucket and shovel) Well... you know. With a bucket, a shovel and...
Cosmo & Wanda : Fairy Godparents!
Timmy: And a dream.
Wanda: Timmy really impressed Trixie this time
(Francis stomps Cosmo and Wanda)
Francis: Wow! Nice castle. Let's give it a big round of applause.
(Francis crumbles the sandcastle)
Francis: Hey Turner. As this beach's official bully, it's my job to destroy your sandcastle and...
(check his shorts and pull out a guide) let me check my dumb grey kids guide to beach bullying.
- Bathing suite wedgie (Shows Elmer wedgied in a surf table
Francis: Checked. 2. Replace tanning oil with cooking oil (Shows Timmy's parents burning up)
Francis: Hehe, Here, 3. Kick sand in wimpy kids's face (Throws sand on Timmy's face)
Francis: Haha
Trixie: Hello...are you forgetting something?(Throws sand on Trixie''s face)
Trixie: No!, 4: Take the wimpy's girl
Francis: Umm something that hurts on the inside instead of the outside (grabs Trixie)
Trixie: Bye totally wimpy not muscular Timmy
Timmy: Too wimpy to break free of wimpy sand!
(Lifeguards appears)
Timmy: Hey lifeguard will you help me?
Guy: Sorry wimpy kid. I'm not a lifeguard. I'm with the Dimmsdale sea monster response team, and i know what you're thinking, it's a waste of money. Well its not!! But don't worry wimpy dude, the lifeguards are on their way
(Lifeguards running slowly)
Wanda: Look, someone made a sand sculpure of Timmy's head
Cosmo: Let's rip the sand nose off
(Timmy shakes the sand off his head)
Timmy: If only i were stronger... Hey that's it. I got a wish that'll get me out of here, win Trixie back and give Francis a gulp of his own medicine.
Wanda: Sweetie, it's not a good idea to pick brawn over brain
Cosmo: Do what i did, Pick neither
Timmy: I wish i was the strongest guy on the beach!
(Timmy grows stronger ,and shows his stud's biceps)
Timmy: Cool!! I'm not wimpy anymore. Where did you go, guys? guys?
(Cosmo and Wanda are buried on sand)
Timmy: Sorry I guess i don't know my own strength
Cosmo: Don't sweat it. And i don't think i could take this by saying that you're being super strong couldn't possibly backfire
Wanda: Oh no, we lost our wands in the sand when we landed, Timmy help us find them quick!
Timmy: