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This article is a transcript of the Crimson Chin webtoon "Arch Enemy", which was released on May 18, 2001.
Script[]
[The Crimson Chin and Cleft are watching a movie in a theater.]
- Webtoons Announcer: The Crimson Chin and his small-boy sidekick, Cleft, the Boy Chin Wonder, were taking a brief respite from their crime fighting when...
[Loud footsteps rock the theater and a giant foot steps through a wall.]
- ...the theater was under attack!
[The Chin and Cleft look at the perpetrator.]
- It was the Crimson Chin's arch-based archenemy... the Gilded Arches!
[The Chin and Cleft run out of the theater moments before the Gilded Arches stomps it to the ground.]
- Yes, the former child star whose feet grew when he hit puberty while the rest of his body stayed small and scrawny! The Gilded Arches was trying to destroy any theater that no longer showed his movies! Which was all of them. But none stuck in his craw more than Someguy's Asian-American Movie House... the most famous theater in Chincinnati that never let the Gilded Arches put his feet in their cement! And so, he was going to put his feet on the theater!
[The Chin and Cleft fly into the air. The Chin lands on the theater and punches the Gilded Arches' foot away. Cleft says "Take that!" and releases a giant spring from his Utility Cleft that keeps the Arch's foot away from the theater.]
- The chintastic couple knew they couldn't defend the theater forever... and they knew that every bad guy had his Achilles' heel! If only they could find this foot-based fiend's Achilles' heel, they could bring him to heel!
[The Chin gets an idea.]
- "His heel", cried the mandible of might!
- "I'm on it!" replied the dimple of decency!
[Cleft flies under the Arch's foot and uses the Utility Cleft to tickle the heel with a big feather. The Arch starts laughing.]
- Unable to do evil in the face of uncontrolled hysterics, the Arch had no defense against...
[The Chin hits the Arch with his chin.]
- ...justice!
[The Arch goes flying into jail and lands in the cell the Bronze Kneecap, the Iron Lung, and the Copper Cranium are in. The other villains grin at him. The scene cuts to the Chin and Cleft standing heroically.]
- And gave villainy the boot!
[The announcer laughs. The Chin and Cleft stare at the screen.]
- That was a pun, wasn't it?
[The Chin and Cleft leave in annoyance.]
- Look, they can't all be gems, you know! Guys? Guys! Uh... tune in next time for another exciting webisode of... The Crimson Chin and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder! And no puns, I promise!
[The screen fades to black.]
- Uh... Aw, come on.
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