The Fairly OddParents episode transcript
Season №: 3
Episode №: 27-28-29
Airdate: July 12, 2003
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This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents episode, "Abra-Catastrophe!" from season 3, which aired on July 12, 2003.


Part 1

(The episode starts with Timmy Turner in his bed)

Timmy: No, no. I'll never tell you my secret.

Cosmo: (as Darth Vader) Tell me your secret, Timmy Turner!

Timmy: I'll never tell you my secret!

Meesa: Stop. Me not think you two should be fighting bla bla bla bla bla. (Falls off the handrail)

Cosmo: (as Darth Vader) Timmy, join me. The bad side is stronger.

Timmy: I'll never join you!

Cosmo: (as Darth Vader) But on the bad side you get to wear black. And look at this cape. Girls dig the cape.

Timmy: I don't care what girls dig! I'm ten!

(Cosmo cuts off Timmy's hand)

Timmy: Hey, I've only got two of those!

Cosmo: (as Darth Vader) It's okay. In the end, you get another one. A really cool robot one.

(Timmy hangs on to the handrail)

Timmy: How do you know all this?

Cosmo: (wearing a Darth Vader-style costume) Because I am your father... (Removes the mask) your godfather! Ha-ha, give me five!

Timmy: (lets go of the handrail) Cosmo, you idiot! (Screams and falls)

(...and there he goes.)

Timmy: Mom? Dad? Oh no, they've left me to got to parts unknown FOREVER!!! (Bawls)

Timmy's Dad: Ha! Timmy believed our first little white lie and I got it all on tape.

Timmy: (stops crying) I'm alone, but I'm a precious gift from above. I can't be left alone.

Part 2

Timmy: Wait a minute. Monkey world is gone and humans rule again? Is this what bippy wished for?

Part 3

Timmy: The Fairy-Versary muffin! And now for my rule-free wish. (Eats the fairy-Versary muffin) I wish Cosmo and Wanda were my godparents again. (burps)

Cosmo: Wow, that was quick.

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