|The Fairly OddParents episode transcript|
|Airdate:||July 12, 2003|
(The episode starts with Timmy Turner in his bed)
Timmy: No, no. I'll never tell you my secret.
Cosmo: (as Darth Vader) Tell me your secret, Timmy Turner!
Timmy: I'll never tell you my secret!
Meesa: Stop. Me not think you two should be fighting bla bla bla bla bla. (Falls off the handrail)
Cosmo: (as Darth Vader) Timmy, join me. The bad side is stronger.
Timmy: I'll never join you!
Cosmo: (as Darth Vader) But on the bad side you get to wear black. And look at this cape. Girls dig the cape.
Timmy: I don't care what girls dig! I'm ten!
(Cosmo cuts off Timmy's hand)
Timmy: Hey, I've only got two of those!
Cosmo: (as Darth Vader) It's okay. In the end, you get another one. A really cool robot one.
(Timmy hangs on to the handrail)
Timmy: How do you know all this?
Cosmo: (wearing a Darth Vader-style costume) Because I am your father... (Removes the mask) your godfather! Ha-ha, give me five!
Timmy: (lets go of the handrail) Cosmo, you idiot! (Screams and falls)
(...and there he goes.)
Timmy: Mom? Dad? Oh no, they've left me to got to parts unknown FOREVER!!! (Bawls)
Timmy's Dad: Ha! Timmy believed our first little white lie and I got it all on tape.
Timmy: (stops crying) I'm alone, but I'm a precious gift from above. I can't be left alone.
Timmy: Wait a minute. Monkey world is gone and humans rule again? Is this what bippy wished for?
Timmy: The Fairy-Versary muffin! And now for my rule-free wish. (Eats the fairy-Versary muffin) I wish Cosmo and Wanda were my godparents again. (burps)
Cosmo: Wow, that was quick.