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"A Wish Too Far!"
Season	1
Episode	3A
Airdate	April 13, 2001
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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents episode "A Wish Too Far!" from Season 1, which aired on April 13, 2001.

Script

[On the school bus]

• Chester: Hey, A.J.

• A.J.: Yeah?

• Chester: Why did the orange go to the doctor?

• A.J.: Who cares? It’s just going to end in a pun.

[The bus stops]

• Timmy: Oh my gosh, It's her! Trixie Tang.

• Chester: Here we go again.

[Chester and A.J. mimic Timmy's every move as he talks]

• Timmy: She's the prettiest girl in school, and today, she's going to sit next to me.

• A.J.: What makes today different?

• Timmy: Today, she's going to have a place to sit. Bye! [Timmy pushes Chester and A.J. off the bus seat] ↵Chester and A.J.: Ah! [Timmy puts a reserved sign for Trixie in their place]

• Trixie: [after she gets on the bus] Ha-hem.

• Bus Driver: Oh, Sorry. [into the announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely and popular, Trixie Tang! [as he talks spotlights light up and a disco ball appears]

[Trixie walks past the seats in the bus]

• Tad and Chad: Hi, Trixie.

• Trixie: Hello popular boys, Tad and Chad.

[Tad and Chad sigh contentedly and slump down on their bus seats. Then Trixie walks past Veronica]

• Veronica: Hey, Trixie.

• Trixie: Hello, popular girl, yet less popular than me, Veronica.

[Then Trixie walks past Timmy]

• Timmy: Hey, Trixie.

• Trixie: Hello, empty bus seat.

• Timmy: Darn it! Why doesn't she like me?

[Chester and A.J. pull away the reserved sign and get back on their seats]

• Chester: Dude, you're not popular.

• A.J.: You see, popularity charts out like this. [A.J. pulls out a pie chart] Rich kids, 58%. Unpopular kids, 27%. Jocks, 20%.

• Timmy: Where am I on the chart?

• A.J.: [points the 'other' section on the chart] 'Other' with me, Chester, and that kid with the boil.

• Elmer: Hi, Trixie.

• Trixie: [as she walks past] Hello, other empty bus seat.

• Timmy: Popular, huh? I can do that.

[Scene changes to the cafeteria where it's lunch time. At the popular kids table, there a violinist playing. After Timmy gets his lunch, he walks to the popular kids table]

• Popular Kids: We're so popular.

• Timmy: Uh, hi everybody.

[Veronica glares at Timmy]

• Veronica: Guys, I keep glaring at him, but he won't leave!

• Tad: Group glare!

[Tad Chad Veronica and Trixie glare at him while Timmy just stands there]

• Veronica: It's not working!

• Chad: Quick, Plan B.

[Tad Chad Veronica and Trixie lift up their table and carry it away. Then the violinist goes to stand beside Timmy while playing a sad melody]

[Scene changes to the school hallway, where Timmy walks past the toilets]

• Timmy: [reads the signs on the toilets' door, as he walks past] 'Girls'...'Boys'. "Popular girls", "Popular boys"?

[as Timmy tries to go in the popular boy's toilet the Bouncer comes out and stops him]

• Bouncer: Hey whoa, hang on there, little not popular boy. Denied.

• Timmy: Aw, come on!

• Bouncer: Don't blame me. blame the chart.

[Scene changes to Timmy's house, in his bedroom]

• Timmy: I can't believe I'm not popular.

• Cosmo: Sure, you are, Timmy. Your friends love you and so do we.

• Wanda: Just look at our chart. [holds up the chart]

• Timmy: 99.9% Timmy...0.1% other? What's the other?

• Cosmo and Wanda: Timmy!

• Timmy: Duh, you guys are my Fairy Godparents. You’re supposed to love me. Let me think. What do those popular kids have that I don’t?

• Cosmo: Besides the clothes and the looks and the money and the stuff?

• Timmy: Hey, that's it! You guys could give me the stuff to make me popular!

• Wanda: But you'd be making friends for the wrong reasons.

• Timmy: So?

• Cosmo: Wow, you can't beat that logic!

[Scene changes to outside Timmy's house the next morning]

• Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Bye, Timmy. Have a nice day at school. [they drive off in the car]

• Timmy: OK, you guys, my parents are gone. Come on out!

[Cosmo and Wanda as squirrels jump out from a bush]

• Cosmo: Hey, Timmy. You should see the nuts we just--

• Timmy: Ah-ah-ah! bus coming. Popularity needed. Move it.

• Wanda: You could say "please".

• Timmy: Fine, please move it. I wish I had clothes like the popular kids.

[Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands and poof up popular clothes for him]

• Timmy: He-He Yeah!

• Wanda: Uh, Timmy, aren't there two words you'd like to say?

• Timmy: You're right! Pinky ring. [he raises up his finger as they poof up a ring] Awesome!

• Wanda: Oh, look. the bus. [she points to the bus that just stopped outside Timmy's house] Well, I guess we're done.

• Timmy: Wait, you got to come with me in case I need some more stuff. I wish you guys were cool hip-hop medallions.

[Cosmo and Wanda poof themselves into medallions]

• Wanda: Today's going to drag on forever.

• Cosmo: Is today over yet?

[Scene changes to Timmy on the bus]

• A.J.: Timmy?

• Chester: Dude, you look positively popular. Where'd you get all this stuff?

• Timmy: Internet...Uh, inheritance? I inherited the internet. [then as Chester and A.J. sit on the bus seats beside him] Ah-ah-ah. seats taken. [and he shoves Chester and A.J. off the seat]

• A.J.: By who?

• Timmy: Trixie!

• Chester: And where are we supposed to sit?

[at another part of the bus]

• Elmer: [to Chester and A.J.] Hi, I'm Elmer. This is my boil, Bob.

[then as Trixie walks by Timmy]

• Trixie: Timmy Turner?

• Timmy: Mm-hmm.

• Veronica: No, it's a trap! No kid could get so popular so quick!

• Trixie: [after shoving away Veronica] My Spazzmo friend does have a point. You've got the popular clothes. Let's see your popular smile.

• Timmy: [whispering to Cosmo and Wanda] I wish I had shiny teeth. [then Timmy shows his extremely shiny teeth to Trixie and Veronica]

• Veronica: My eyes! My perfect blue eyes! [runs away]

• Trixie: Wow! May I grace you with my presence?

• Timmy: It'll be your honor.

• Trixie: Oh, you're good. [as she sits down beside him]

[Scene changes to the school at the end of the school day, all the kids run out of the doors]

[Veronica still blinded by Timmy's teeth bumps into a wall, then misses a step and falls. Then Tad, Chad, Trixie and Timmy Walk out]

• Chad: My parents said we could get together at the country club.

• Trixie: Well, my mom said we could take the limo and go to Skippy Cheese's pizza place and then buy it. [giggles]

[they all look at Timmy]

• Timmy: Uh, my parents are out of town and, uh, they said we could have a party after school, at my, uh...mansion.

• Chad: Wow! that kicks the crud out of my plan.

• Trixie: Bye, Timmy. We’ll see you later at your fancy mansion party!

[Tad, Chad, and Trixie Walk off]

• Timmy: I am so totally popular.

• Chester: Creep.

• Timmy: Oh, hey, guys. How's it going? [Chester and A.J. look at the Bouncer behind Timmy and tremble] Guys? Hey, what's-

• Bouncer: These two not popular boys bothering you?

• Timmy: No, no, it's fine.

• Bouncer: Want I to explain the chart? [holds up the chart]

• Timmy: Really, I'm on it.

• Bouncer: OK. [walks away]

• Timmy: Look, there's a party at my house tonight. I'm popular. You guys come; you get popular. Okay? Super. Ta! [walks off]

• Chester: He's moved to the dark side of the chart now.

• A.J.: You don't mean...

• Chester: I'm afraid so. [holds up a pink hat like the one Timmy usually wears] Elmer, you're the new Timmy.

• Elmer: Neat! Can my boil have a hat, too?

[Scene changes to Timmy's house]

• Timmy: [to Cosmo and Wanda] I wish you were back to normal. Hey, about today? It seemed like I got on your nerves with all my wishing.

• Wanda: Well, it was the selfish, thoughtless, rude, abrasive way you wished that annoyed us, sweetie.

• Timmy: Yeah, I thought so. So, I made you a list of what I’ll need for the party tonight at my mansion. [holds up a long list]

• Cosmo: [after he looks at the list] But Timmy, you don’t have any of these things.

• Timmy: That’s where you guys come in. Just make with the magic, okay?

• Wanda: But you’ll just be making friends because of the stuff--

• Timmy: Ah-ah-ah, did I wish for a moral?

• Wanda: No.

• Timmy: Let’s get shallow. Ready? Party favors! Stereo! Balloons! Butlers! Chips and dip. Soda. A disco ball. [Cosmo and Wanda poof up each item as Timmy wishes it] And now a mansion to put it all in.

[As they raise up their wands, it makes a fizzling noise]

• Timmy: Hey! What gives? I'm still in a house house.

• Cosmo: Our wands have been shut off.

• Timmy: By who?

[suddenly they all get transported to a courtroom]

• Timmy: Huh? Where am I? I'm in Fairy Court?

• Judge: Order! order! [while slamming his gavel] The case of the fairies against Timmy Turner is now in session.

• Timmy: What's going on?

• Wanda: You're being sued by Fairy World and Jorgen Von Strangle is the persecutor.

• Timmy: Don't you mean "prosecutor"?

• Wanda: No!

• Cosmo: I'm going to be the defense attorney.

• Wanda and Timmy: No!

[Cosmo poofs himself into the defense attorney in a suit and glasses]

• Cosmo: And for my first legal maneuver, I'd like to make a motion. [he starts dancing and singing "dee"s to a rhythm]

• Jorgen: I'd like to approach the bench.

• Judge: Very well.

• Jorgen: Spot me, tiny fairy. [Cosmo stands behind Jorgen, who lifts a huge barbell] I call to the stand... Timmy Turner!

[Timmy gets transported to the stand]

• Jorgen: Timmy Turner, is it true over the last few days you wished for new clothes, jewels, and a new house in order to obtain new friends?

• Timmy: Yes.

• Jorgen: Ah! Your witness.

[Cosmo approaches the bench]

• Cosmo: Hi, Timmy, Look. I’m a lawyer! [he puts on a fireman's hat] Now I’m a fireman. Whee! [to the jury] Now, I’m just a simple fairy/lawyer/fireman, but Jorgen misses the point. There are many redeeming qualities to Timmy. [to Timmy] Isn’t it true that you also wished for new shoes, new sunglasses, butlers and shiny teeth?

• Timmy: Yes.

• Cosmo: What a selfish punk! The defense rests.

• Wanda: That’s your laser-targeted defense?!

• Cosmo: I’m a fireman, not a laser technician. [he poofs up lab goggles and a white coat] Now I’m a laser technician.

• Jorgen: One last question. After bestowing all these wonderful things upon you, did you ever once thank your fairy godparents?

• Timmy: No. I... I guess I didn't, and I should've, and I'm really sorry.

• Judge: Well, he said he was sorry.

• Jorgen: GRRRR! [he aims his wand at the judge]

• Judge: I mean, guilty! Timmy Turner, you lose your godparents. [slams his gavel to seal the verdict]

[the crowd of Fairies gasps]

• Timmy: No-o-o-o-o!

• Cosmo: [after seeing Wanda glaring at him] Don't look at me. I'm just a coal miner.

[scene changes to another part of the courtroom]

• Timmy: Guys, I’m sorry.

• Wanda: Oh, well that’s okay, Timmy. Tomorrow we’ll--

[then both Cosmo and Wanda fall into each other's arms and start sobbing]

• Jorgen: Time to go home, tiny, ungrateful, Earth boy!

• Timmy: [he takes his hat off] Here, I want you guys to have this.

• Wanda: Oh, your only pink hat!

• Timmy: Oh, I can always wish for... (realizes) Oh... right.

[Jorgen then poofs Timmy home]

[Timmy is transported back to his room and lands on a table]

• Timmy: Where am I? [looks at himself] My clothes! they're still cool. And the party gifts... They're still here! The party! Cosmo, Wanda, I can still be popular, I can- [Then he sees the empty fishbowl. He walks up to it and looks determined]

[Scene changes to outside Timmy's house, when the party guests are arriving. Then Tad, Chad, Trixie and Veronica see Timmy dressed in his usual clothes, but without his pink hat]

• Trixie: What happened?

• Veronica: Trixie, it's a trap see, I told you. I knew. See?

• Timmy: Guys, I don't have a mansion or a party or any of that stuff. I just faked it to get you to like me.

• Trixie: But it worked.

• Timmy: Yeah, but I want friends who like me for who I am, not what I have. [to Chester, A.J.] I'm sorry I didn't figure that out earlier.

• Tad: Whoa. I never thought of it that way.

• Timmy: Really?

• Chad: Yeah, but who cares? We're rich! Hey everybody, except Timmy, Chester, A.J. and the boil kid, party at my yacht!

[the other kids cheer and run off with the popular kids, Veronica blows a raspberry at Timmy]

• Trixie: Hi, I think it was really sweet the way you stood up for your friends and... I better do this quick... [she kisses Timmy on the cheek]

• Timmy: Wow! Hey...uh...do you want to stay and hang with us?

• Trixie: Are you nuts? There's a party on a yacht. Bye empty bus seat... I mean Tommy.

• Timmy: She almost remembered my name.

• Chester: [takes the pink hat off Elmer's head] Here you go, dude. [hands the pink hat back to Timmy] Welcome back.

[Elmer looks sad and walks away]

• Timmy: Hey, uh, wait! [puts the hat back on Elmer] Now you're first runner-up Timmy.

• Elmer: Really?

• Timmy: Yep. And in the event the real Timmy fails to fulfill his duties, you become Timmy.

• Elmer: Uh, has that ever happened?

• Chester: No.

• Elmer: Cool. I have a dream!

[At the Fairy Court, Cosmo, Wanda and the judge are seeing what Timmy did on the screen]

• Wanda: Does that look like a bad kid to you?

• Judge: No, no it doesn't. Hm. I rule in favor of the defendant! [slams his gavel once more]

• Jorgen: Hey, but, Your Honor, I...

[Wanda glares and growls at the Jorgen with fire in her hair]

• Jorgen: I agree. On one condition!

[Scene changes to Timmy's room where Timmy stares sadly at his empty fishbowl]

• Timmy: I miss 'em already.

[then Cosmo and Wanda poof back]

• Cosmo: Hi, Empty Bus Seat.

• Wanda: Did you miss us?

• Timmy: Only a whole lot! [he gives them both a hug]

• Wanda: The judge saw you stand up to the popular kids and decided to give you another chance.

[then Cosmo and Wanda poof up Timmy's pink hat]

• Timmy: Woo-hoo!

[Jorgen poofs in with an explosion]

• Jorgen: But you were still ungrateful, and for that you must pay! [he raises his wand and causes a huge boil to appear on Timmy's face, then he poofs away]

• Cosmo: Wow, with a boil that big, you aren’t going to anything social for a while.

• Wanda: Too bad all this party stuff has to go to waste.

• Timmy: Hmm... Or does it?

[scene changes to Cosmo and Wanda sipping tea at a floating table]

• Wanda: Wow, it sure was nice for Timmy to throw us a party for a change!

[Timmy, dressed like a butler, walks up to serve his godparents, covering the boil with his hat]

• Timmy: More tea, Mr. and Mrs. Godparent?

• Cosmo: Sure!

[Timmy accidentally drops the hat, revealing the boil]

• Cosmo and Wanda: Ew!

[the Bouncer appears out of nowhere]

• Bouncer: You want I to explain the chart?

• Cosmo and Wanda: Yes!

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