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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents episode "A Fairly Odd Summer" from Season 9, which aired on August 2, 2014.


Script[]

  • ["Nickelodeon presents:" fades in and out, under a fire effect. "A Fairly Odd Summer" fades in as Timmy swings, and crashes into the logo, and lands on the ground]
  • Timmy: Whoa!
  • Cosmo and Wanda: [off-screen] Timmy, help!
  • Timmy: Hang on, guys. I'm on my way!
  • [As he runs off, masked primitives come after him.]
  • Timmy: Maybe not that way.
  • [A chase between him and the primitives begin, with them shooting bows at Timmy, whom approaches a swarm of alligators. He then uses his yo-yo to swing across, with no way for the primitives.
  • Timmy: Later.
  • [Timmy then falls into a trap.]
  • Timmy: Whoa! Uhh-ah! Whoa! [screaming]
  • [He then lands underground, and more primitives hold him in a corner.]
  • Wanda, Cosmo and Poof: Timmy!
  • Timmy: Cosmo! Wanda! Poof!
  • Cosmo: This lava's cooking us to medium rare!
  • Timmy: Can't you guys just zap us out of here?
  • Wanda: Sorry, Timmy. Something about the magnetic rock in this molten magma neutralizes our fairy powers.
  • Cosmo: And don't even ask about the Wi-Fi reception.
  • Cosmo and Wanda: We're all at the mercy of the maniac in the skirt!
  • Timmy: The maniac?
  • [Crocker Shaka appears, cackling.]