A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner!/Transcript

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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents episode "A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner!" from Season 8, which aired on July 9, 2011.

Note: Text highlighted in red indicates scenes and dialogue shown only in the original broadcast (referred to as "the extended cut" on the DVD).

Script[]

[The movie opens on a slow pan across Timmy's bedroom, during which we can see some yo-yos, plastic toys, and a picture of Timmy and his parents on his tenth birthday. Over in their fishbowl, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, in their goldfish forms, are sleeping when they suddenly wake up and poof into their normal forms, floating above Timmy as he is sleeping in his bed.]
Wanda: He's so cute when he sleeps!
Cosmo: Our little angel!
Wanda: Shh, don't wake him up!
Both: [as their crowns turn into party hats] Happy birthday, Timmy!
Timmy: [wakes up] Wanda? Cosmo? What are you guys, crazy?
Wanda: You're a grown man still wearing horsey pajamas and you're asking us if we're crazy?
Cosmo: Crazy with excitement!
Both: Happy 23rd birthday, Timmy Turner! [produce confetti falling around Timmy]
Timmy: Whoa! Thanks, guys!
Wanda: Go ahead, Poof. Give it to him.
[Poof shakes his rattle, and a present appears on Timmy's lap]
Timmy: Thanks, Poof!
Poof: Poof-poof.
Timmy: [shakes the present] But you know what I'd really love, is to get those first words out. Come on, buddy. Let's hear them. What are they, Poof? Come on!
Poof: [starts trying to speak]
Wanda: I think he's going to do it!
Poof: [belches]
Timmy: Well, maybe next time. [starts opening the present]
Cosmo: Open it quick! It's from me! If you like it, that is.
Timmy: [pulls a sword out of the present box] Oh, a sword?
Cosmo: [aside to Wanda as she cleans Poof's mouth] I hope he likes it!
Timmy: Wait, you mean--?
Cosmo and Wanda: BIRTHDAY PIRATE BATTLE!
[A pirate ship breaks out of Timmy's closet and a group of pirate's barge in. Timmy begins sword fighting with them.]
Timmy: Avast, ye salty peanuts!
[Timmy knocks the pirate captain onto his bed and then begins to take on the rest of the pirates.]
Wanda: Yikes!
Cosmo: To the right! To the left! Everything you own in a box to the left!
Poof: Poof-poof!
[As Timmy takes down three of the pirates, the pirate captain comes up behind him.]
Cosmo and Wanda: Behind you!
[Timmy dodges the pirate captain but gets pinned in front of his bed.]
Timmy: A little help, guys?
[The Cosmas poof Timmy's sword back in his hands before the captain can strike with his.]
Cosmo: If you die, can I have your bike?
[The pirate captain knocks Timmy's sword away, but Timmy kicks him, causing him to toss his sword in the air. Timmy grabs it.]
Wanda: Nice one, Timmy!
Pirate captain: [shrugs sheepishly]
Timmy: Boo!
Pirate captain: [falls onto the pile of his men] You're a worthy adversary, Timmy Turner. Happy birthday!
Timmy: Thanks! See you guys' next birthday.
Pirates: Arrr! [disappear]
Timmy: Yep, my birthdays just keep getting better every year, thanks to you guys!
Wanda: Don't we always have the best time?
Cosmo: I can't tell time! [he and Wanda wink at each other]
[A lightning bolt suddenly appears behind Timmy, and he turns around to see Jorgen standing behind him.]
Jorgen: Timmy Turner! This is the last birthday party you and your fairies will ever have together! [gives Timmy a present] By the way, happy birthday.
Timmy: [opening his present] Da Rules? [tosses the gift box away, and it knocks Cosmo against the wall]
Jorgen: Yes! And look at this, right here! Page 1438, paragraph 3, subsection D!
Timmy: [reading] "A godchild loses his fairies when he grows up..." Not me.
Cosmo and Wanda: Yay!
Timmy: "...he leaves home..." Not me.
Cosmo and Wanda: Yeah!
Timmy: "...or experiences life's true magic [Jorgen smirks] - love." [Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof gasp]
Jorgen: Well?
Timmy: Again, not me. The only girl I've ever kissed was Tootie. It was thirteen years ago, it was forced upon me, and I did not enjoy it.
Cosmo: Look out!
[A thought balloon of young Tootie making a kissy face appears beside Timmy's head; Timmy, Cosmo, and Jorgen all grimace at it, while Poof swallows his rattle and Wanda makes him spit it back out.]
Timmy: Anyway, she moved away and no one ever saw her again. So, love - not even an issue.
Wanda: [holds up a Love Meter] True! According to Timmy's Love Meter, he's not in love!
Jorgen: This is not a game! The longer you keep Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, the more you put them in danger of being exposed or captured.
Timmy: Like I said, not an issue! Relax; have some cake.
Jorgen: Keep your cake for the inevitable fairy-go-bye-bye party! I will find a way. I will make you grow up! I am Jorgen, the most powerful fairy ever!! [laughs and disappears]
Cosmo: Can I have some cake?
[Later, Timmy is sitting down in the kitchen, pouring himself a bowl of Corn Shooters cereal, when his parents come up, giggling and carrying gift boxes.]
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Happy birthday, Timmy!
Timmy: [opens his dad's gift box] The want ads?
Mr. Turner: [gasps] Really? Ooh! They need unskilled workers at that new dynamite factory! Sounds exciting and dangerous!
Mrs. Turner: Quick, open mine! [Timmy opens her gift box] Oooooh, home rental listings! Ooooh!
Mr. Turner: Ooh!
Mrs. Turner: Ooh, look here! "Quaint two-bedroom, perfect for starting a family or simply moving out of your parents' house!" [she and Mr. Turner giggle]
Timmy: This is the same stuff you guys got me last year. [his parents giggle again] I know it sounds way too good to be true, but I'm never leaving you guys, [his parents stop smiling] I'm never getting a job, and I'm never getting married. I just love you both way too much. Love, love, love, love, love.
Mr. Turner: Well, ha! You have to leave! Because your mother and I just sold the house! We're finally going on our dream vacation around the world!
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner zip away and return wearing explorer clothes and carrying suitcases.]
Timmy: Well, what can I say? [As he speaks, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appear, hiding on a nearby photo of Timmy and his parents on his 21st birthday.] I really wish you hadn't sold the house.
Cosmo and Wanda: Ha!
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner suddenly hear tires squealing outside and rush to the front porch. Outside, a realtor lady arrives, replacing the "Dimmsdale Realty - SOLD" sign with one that says "NOT SOLD ANYMORE".]
Realtor: Sorry!
Mrs. Turner: Ohh!
Timmy: [comes out, putting on his bike helmet] Gotta go. Love you guys, love school, never leaving! Love, love, love, love, love! [gets on his bike and rides off]
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: [crying] Why won't our son grow up!??
[Timmy rides his bike past the Dimmsdale Park, which is shown to be in rotten shape. He takes a shortcut around a nearby garden, but trips down a stairway and ends up crashing into a sign right outside Vicky's Day Care. A bunch of kids wearing prison uniforms and holding squirtable string cheese containers rush out to see what happened. Suddenly, Vicky herself comes out as well.]
Vicky: Well, look who it is trashing my day care - the biggest twerp in Dimmsdale, Timmy Turner!
Timmy: Yeecch. Icky Vicky. [kids giggle] Still molding young minds, I see.
[The kids start shaking their squirtable cheese containers.]
Vicky: Don't you shake your ba-bas at me! It's not snack time till I say it's snack time!
Timmy: And nothing enhances snack time like moldy rotten string cheese in your ba-bas, huh kids?
[The kids start squirting their string cheese at Vicky. Timmy gets back on his bike and rides away.]
Vicky: Aaaaahhh! Aaaaahhh! This isn't over, Timmy Turner!
[Cut to later, at Dimmsdale Elementary School. We see an establishing shot of the building and then cut to Denzel Crocker's classroom. Crocker is writing "X = YYY is Timmy Turner still in my class?" on the chalkboard; he snaps the chalk dotting the question mark and turns around.]
Crocker: Riddle me this, class! How does a 23-year-old man still manage to stay in the fifth grade all these years? How does he do it? How is it even possible, hmmm?
Katie: Oh boy, here we go.
Crocker: Yes! [snaps fingers] Now I remember! He has... [students gasp and cover their ears as he spazzes] ...FAIRY GODPARENTS!! FAIRY GODPARENTS!! FAIRY GODPARENTS!! Ohh...
Timmy: Well, I've been in this class for thirteen years. How come no one's ever seen these fairy godparents?
Crocker: Oh, they will, Turner. See, I know you're remaining childlike in order to keep your FAIRIES! But I'll play along with your game, 'cause soon I will catch them. And then, it will be I, Mr. Denzel Crocker, who will be making the wishes around here!!! [the students stare at him] Heh. Go on... make a wish. I dare you.
Timmy: OK. [Cosmo, Wanda and Poof appear as the badges on Timmy's backpack] I wish you had the atomic runs.
Crocker: [makes uncomfortable noises] Oooh. I need to use the restroom. Silent study until I return! Enjoy this one, Turner... because it will be your last. Oy! [dashes for the door and into the hallway] Make way! Coming through!
Timmy: Silent study? Boring! Who would rather play dodgeball?
Students: Yeah!
[CW&P make a seemingly unending supply of dodgeballs come jumping out of Timmy's backpack. Timmy and the kids all start tossing the balls around and out of the classroom, catching the attention of the Hall Monitor.]
Hall Monitor: Hall passes, people! Hall passes! [one of the balls knocks him down] Ow! Ow! Ow!
[Timmy comes out of the classroom, accompanied by four of his classmates - Mouse, Howie, Katie, and Ravi.]
Katie: Best day ever! Crocker has diarrhea.
Ravi: And school has let out early due to impending tornadoes...
Howie: ...when it's totally sunny out! Crazy, huh, Mouse?
Timmy: Crazy? If gettin' out of school early on my birthday and having more time to be a kid is crazy, well then people, strap me in a straightjacket!
Katie, Ravi, and Howie: Later, Timmy.
Mouse: See ya.
[Timmy goes to his locker and puts his jacket into his backpack. Unbeknownst to him, Jorgen is hiding in the locker on the opposite side of the hall, holding a bow-and-arrow.]
Jorgen: I told you I would find a way to get you to grow up, and I finally did - Cupid's Love Arrows! A shot from one of these puppies, and Timmy will fall in love with the first things he sees. Then he'll be grown up and must give back the fairies! [one of the dodgeballs hits the door of the locker he's hiding in, slamming it shut and causing him to misfire the arrow] Ugh!
[The arrow hits the Hall Monitor. He turns around and falls in love with a nearby kid in a school mascot costume.]
Hall Monitor: You're mine forever. I'll love you till the end of time! [starts chasing the mascot]
Timmy: I love school. Love, love, love, love.
Jorgen: I hate you, Timmy Turner!
[Cut to later. Timmy is riding his bike outside the Dimmsdale Park again when he hears his iPhone ringing. He answers it and CW&P appear, crammed in the iPhone's screen.]
Timmy: Hey guys.
Cosmo: We're so proud of you, Timmy!
Wanda: We'll always be together.
Timmy: You got that right! There's nothing in this world that I'd ever give you guys up for.
[Suddenly, Timmy sees a beautiful raven-haired girl in a blue peace symbol shirt walking by; it is Tootie, but he does not recognize her yet. He is so lovestruck by her that he doesn't see where he's going and collides with a mailbox, falling off his bike.]
Cosmo: Timmy! Are you okay?
Timmy: Yeah.
Cosmo: Good! Then can we do it again? It was fun!
Poof: Hee-hee-hee!
Timmy: Yeah sure, I just--
[Nearby, the Mayor is standing on a podium, addressing a crowd of citizens. Chester and A.J. are among them, standing by a hot dog stand.]
Mayor: As the Mayor of Dimmsdale, it is my honor to present the president and CEO of Magnate Power - Mr. Hugh J. Magnate Jr.
[The crowd applaud as Magnate takes the stand. The Mayor takes hold of Chompy the Goat's leash.]
Magnate: Thank you, your honor. That's quite a handsome, uh, goat you've got there.
[Magnate's secretary, Janice, begins playing some instrumental music to accompany Magnate's speech.]
Magnate: Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, ever since daddy slapped a shovel in my little hand, I have been looking for fuel to run our everyday lives. And so, when my high-tech thermal satellites detected a massive untapped combustible resource field under the city, I decided to come here to Dummsdale and... see for myself. [laughs]
Janice: Dimmsdale.
Magnate: What?
Janice: Dimmsdale.
Magnate: Well, whatever. Dim, Dumm, what difference does it make? By the time I'm done with the place, you're gonna want to change its name to Stinking-Richdale! [laughs and the crowd applauds again]
[Tootie approaches the crowd in front of Magnate. Behind her, Timmy follows, accompanied by CW&P, and hides behind a bulldozer.]
Cosmo: Timmy, what are we doing?
Magnate: [steps down from behind the podium] Thank you, thank you. Please. May I present... [unveils a model of an oil well] the Magnate Power Oil Well Hotel, to be built on the site of this grotty, stinky, yucky, pokey little park. It will produce 1,000 jigabots of filthy yet reasonably affordable energy and provide decent room service.
[Magnate laughs and everyone applauds again. Cosmo and Poof begin to applaud too.]
Cosmo: Yay!
[Wanda glares at them, making them stop. Nearby, Chester and A.J. notice Timmy hiding behind the bulldozer.]
Chester: Look who it is - Mr. Never Grew Up, Timmy Turner.
A.J.: He's checkin' us out!
Chester: Just like the ladies.
[Two girls nearby groan at them.]
A.J.: Yeah, that's right, Timmy T. Looks like A.J.'s all grown up and stylin' in a brand-new argyle sweater.
Chester: And me, professional security expert, fighting crime with my smarty melon and multiple keys on a retractable wire! [bites into his sandwich, causing ketchup to spill on A.J.'s sweater] He's just jealous.
Magnate: So folks, are you ready to tear down this crummy little park and make way for the future?
[The crowd cheers and applauds again. Cosmo is about to do the same, but Wanda glares at him again.]
Wanda: Timmy's staring at that girl!
Cosmo: Ooh! I'll give him a slushee! [makes a slushee appear in Timmy's hand] See? It worked! [Timmy starts sipping the slushee and continues staring at Tootie] Oh wait, he's still staring.
Tootie: There's nothing wrong with the old Dimmsdale! [Everyone stops applauding] And there's nothing wrong with the Dimmsdale Dogwood...
[Magnate snaps his fingers and his two goons start chasing Tootie. Timmy watches as she flips over a police line barrier and rushes towards the dogwood tree.]
Timmy: Nice move!
Tootie: [chains herself to the dogwood] ...the tree I grew up with and climbed in this very park!
Magnate: Listen, sister Suzie Saffron Wheatgrass-gulper, whatever your tree-hugging name is, you don't wanna mess around with Hugh J. Magnate Jr. So why don't you just toddle off to your yurt or wherever home is.
Tootie: This is home. I was raised right here in Dimmsdale! And the name's not Saffron Sippin' Wheatgrass-Gurglin' anything, it's Tootie!
[Timmy does a spit take and Cosmo and Wanda's eyes pop.]
Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda: Tootie!?
Cosmo: Here it comes again!
[A thought balloon of young Tootie giggling appears beside Timmy's head, but this time he does not grimace at it.]
Magnate: I suggest you move your conifer-kissing keister, Missy.
Tootie: Not gonna happen. Not if you're gonna knock down this tree.
Magnate: Well, have it your way. Boys! Tear it down.
Timmy: She is awesome!
Cosmo and Wanda: Awesome?!
[Magnate's men start driving their bulldozers towards the dogwood. Timmy approaches Magnate.]
Timmy: Hey! You can't tear down that tree with a girl chained to it!
Magnate: Don't get your knickers in a bunch, pimple-monkey! She'll move; they always do. [Janice stares at him] Well, they usually do.
[The bulldozers get closer to the dogwood, and Tootie begins to whimper. Timmy gets down on his knees, as if to tie his shoes, and whispers to CW&P.]
Timmy: I wish the bulldozers would break down!
[The bulldozers stop just inches away from Tootie and the dogwood.]
Magnate: Well, what are you waiting for? Don't just sit there. Use chainsaws instead!
[Magnate's men get out of the bulldozers and approach the Dogwood with chainsaws.]
Timmy: I wish the chainsaws were balloons!
[The chainsaws are turned into orange and white balloons.]
Cosmo: Up, up, and away!
[Everyone starts laughing.]
Timmy: I wish Chompy the Goat would eat Magnate's pants.
[Chompy starts eating Magnate's pants. The crowd starts laughing at him.]
Magnate: What's happening, Janice?
Janice: Um, the mayor's goat just ate your pants, sir.
Magnate: [looks down to see this] So it did.
Tootie: Oh. Well, it looks like the Dimmsdale Dogwood lives to see another day.
Timmy: Tootie? Wow, I-I-I-I gotta tell ya, that was incredible!
Tootie: Timmy Turner. [giggles] Look at you! You haven't changed a bit. N-not even a little.
Timmy: Where have you been?
Tootie: Oh, you know, just traveling the world, making a difference, and trying to help helpless creatures. What have you been up to?
Timmy: Oh, uh, I'm still in school.
Tootie: Wow, an educated man. And look at this - you show up, and all these amazing things happen. It's like magic!
Timmy: M-magic? [Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof whistle innocently] No, no no. Me? No magic. No, not here. You kidding? Come on, no no no.
Tootie: Well, it's great to see you.
[They share a hug. Cosmo and Wanda notice the Love Meter is rising, gasp, and cover Poof's eyes. Timmy then suddenly pulls out of the embrace.]
Timmy: Daah! Aah, aah.
Tootie: What's the matter?
Timmy: Uh, uh, sunburn on my back. No hugs till, till it heals, doctor said. Gotta go! [leaves]
Cosmo: He is soooo smooth.
[Tootie waves at Timmy as he leaves.]
[Later, in his limo, Magnate puts on a new pair of pants.]
Magnate: Talk about humiliation. As we speak, my $4,000 pants are coursing through the digestive tract of a goat! How'd this happen, hmmm? Janice how did my perfect plan get so un-perfect?! [his cell phone rings, and he answers it] What?
Crocker: [speaking on the other line in a deep voice] I hear your perfect plan just got un-perfect. If you want answers, meet me tonight, 8-ish, in the Alley, corner of Hall and Oates.
Crocker's mother: Denzel, who are you talking to?
Crocker: [in his regular voice] Quiet, mother! I'm on the phone using my voice disguiser!
Crocker's mother: But your mac and cheese is ready!
Crocker: Oh boy! Mac and-- [deep voice] I mean, uh, come alone.
[That night, Magnate arrives at The Alley. He walks through the restaurant and finds the table where Mr. Crocker is sitting, his face hidden by the restaurant menu.]
Magnate: I am Hugh J. Magnate Jr. Are you the mystery man from on the phone?
Crocker: [pulls down his menu and speaks with the voice disguiser] Indeed I am! [normal voice] Heh heh, isn't technology great?
Magnate: [sits down] Who are you?
Crocker: The answer to your problem. And your problem's name? [hands Magnate a folder labeled "Top Secret"] Timmy Turner.
Magnate: [opens the folder and looks at some photos that Crocker has taken of Timmy with vaguely visible CW&P] These are from today, when everything went... funny.
Crocker: Not funny. FAIRY! These are his fairies. His fairies are the key to your success... or failure.
Magnate: Hmm. [chuckles] Incredible. And to think, I thought you were crazy.
Crocker: Ehh, creepy. Not crazy. [Magnate gets up, preparing to leave] Wait! Chainsaws turned to balloon. A goat eats your pants.
Magnate: Hmm.
Crocker: You've got nothing to lose by trusting me.
Magnate: You're right. I'm listening. I can't believe I'm listening, but I am.
Crocker: I need to complete my greatest invention - the Atomic FAIRY! Incarcerator. So, you give me money. I catch the fairies. Timmy Turner becomes powerless. I wish the tree to be leveled so that you, Hugh J. Magnate, build your oil-gulping monstrosity of a hotel.
Magnate: You're serious?
Crocker: As a ham. Very hungry! [a waiter brings them a plate of spaghetti] Mmm. So, do we have a deal?
Magnate: It's true; the only thing that could stop someone like me would have to be magical fairies.
Crocker: I guess we're in business, then.
Magnate: If you can help me build my hotel, then I guess we are.
[The both of them laugh evilly and then start eating their spaghetti, then suddenly notice they're both sharing a single strand of it.]
Crocker: I didn't plan that.
[At Timmy's house the next day...]
Wanda: Timmy, what's the matter? Sad because your birthday's over?
[Timmy is sitting on his bed as the Cosmas have it hovering in midair. Poof is bouncing about in front of him.]
Timmy: I think I need to go to the doctor. My stomach's all-in knots, and my heart is racing.
Cosmo: [changes into a doctor] Dr. Cosmo in the hizzouse! Ahh, no fever. [putting on a latex glove] Time for a full exam!
Wanda: You've been acting sick since you saw Tootie in the park yesterday.
Timmy: Sick? No, I just have a cold or something. Still, she's so brave, so sure of herself.
Wanda: [looks at the Love Meter] Oh no! You're falling in love with Tootie! That means you're growing up and you'll lose us forever!
Timmy: Uh-oh!
Cosmo: Ahh! It also means I don't get to use the glove, doesn't it?
[The doorbell rings]
Mr. Turner: Timmy! Tootie's here!
Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof: Aaaaaahhhh! [the bed stops hovering]
Timmy: Tootie's here?
Wanda: Oh no!
[Timmy, CW&P rush to the window and see Mr. and Mrs. Turner talking to Tootie outside.]
Mr. Turner: We registered you at Dimmsdale Department Store. [he and Mrs. Turner start throwing rice at Tootie] Happy wedding!
Tootie: Wedding? I was just here to see if Timmy wanted to go for a--
Mrs. Turner: We got dibs on the blender. Here! [holds up a blender with a red gift bow] It dices and purees.
Mr. Turner: Ooh!
Mrs. Turner: [handing the blender to Tootie] Here.
Tootie: It's a beautiful, beautiful blender. Dices and purees! Heh. I just—I'm really here to just see Timmy, so--
[As Tootie speaks, Timmy opens his window and attempts to climb out, but falls out into the backyard.]
Timmy: Whoa, whoa! Aah! Oh!
[Tootie notices Timmy falling into the backyard and escaping out.]
Tootie: It was nice meeting you! [leaves]
Mrs. Turner: No!
Mr. Turner: Wait! Don't go! Wait! Don't! Stay!
Mrs. Turner: Our vacation's already paid for!
Mr. Turner: We'll give you money!
Mrs. Turner: Livestock!
Mr. Turner: Raisins!
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner start crying again, during which Mr. Turner dumps out the remaining rice.]
Wanda: Cosmo, we gotta stop her before she breaks up our family!
Cosmo: For once, I agree with your shrill, commanding and authoritative voice! [Wanda glares at him] I mean, I love you! [Poof giggles]
[Cut to downtown Dimmsdale. Timmy walks out from behind a bike store and starts playing with his yo-yo when he suddenly sees Tootie walking near Vicky's Day Care. Timmy hides behind a stand in front of the bike store and stares at Tootie from there. CW&P appear beside him.]
Wanda: Timmy, we need to talk about Tootie. We're worried that she's going to--
[Timmy dashes away before she can finish her sentence]
Cosmo: Timmy, wait!
[Timmy sits down on a bench advertising "Cheeds, Lyes, & Steeles - Attorneys at Large", hoping that Tootie hasn't seen him. CW&P's face appear on those of the attorneys on the bench's advertisement.]
Cosmo: Hey Timmy, let's do something really, really fun!
Poof: Pooh-pooh-poof!
Wanda: Yeah! Super fun!
Cosmo: Like shave Crocker, turn your dad into a woman, [Wanda and Poof look at him oddly] turn Wanda into a woman... [Wanda glares at him] I mean, you're the wind beneath my wings! [Poof rolls his eyes]
Timmy: Y'know, you're right. I mean, we can do anything we want. That's why I love you guys so much. I wish we would--
Tootie: [suddenly approaches] Oh, hey Timmy!
Timmy: Uh, hey, Tootie. Um... Uh, wow. Hey, look at you, here with me, in the same—still in the same area, I see. [starts playing with his yo-yo again]
Tootie: Well, it looks like you're pretty busy, so... [chuckles]
Timmy: Uh, oh, yeah! Yeah. You know, this and, and school, it's all just so crazy.
Tootie: Yeah. So I was wondering if you wanted to go down to the waterfront, watch the sailboats, grab a smoothie.
Timmy: Uh, yeah! Yeah, that sounds really neat.
Cosmo: Oh no! She played the smoothie card - Timmy's one weakness! Mine is lint. [shudders] Ooh, lint.
Wanda: Focus! If that Love Meter gets any higher, we're doomed!
[CW&P disappear from the bench advertisement. Timmy's iPhone rings and he looks to see CW&P crammed in it again.]
Timmy: Oh. Uh, sorry, I gotta get this.
Wanda: Just say the word and we'll get you out of this mess!
Timmy: Actually, um... I'm all good here. Oh, and don't worry about me falling into that "L" thing you were talking about. [Tootie looks at him oddly] You know, the—uh, the lake. Yeah, yeah, I'm all good, so I'll talk to you when I get home, OK? All right, bye. [hangs up]
Cosmo: Ow!
[As Timmy smiles at Tootie, CW&P disguise themselves on the bench advertisement again. Poof groans and C&W look at each other worriedly. "Looking' Like Magic" begins playing and Tootie grabs Timmy. We cut to Timmy and Tootie riding a two-seat bicycle past the Dimmadip Ice Cream parlor and the "Welcome to Dimmsdale - Nicest Town on Earth!" sign from "Vicky Loses Her Icky". As they ride the bike past a snack stand, Chester and A.J., standing in front of their cars, watch.]
Chester: I can't believe Turner's still rolling two-wheel style.
A.J.: That's what happens when you don't grow up, huh? Get your license.
Chester: Yeah, and trade in 2-wheels for fresh, fly, 4-way transport! He's just jealous.
[They both laugh as Timmy and Tootie ride off, when a pigeon suddenly plops it goo on A.J.'s head. Timmy and Tootie ride by the lake, where several other people, including Timmy's classmates, are enjoying the day. Unbeknownst to them, Crocker and Magnate, wearing Groucho Marx glasses and pretending to play chess, sit on a picnic table nearby watching the couple. At the same table, Mouse is playing with his miniature action figures. The song stops at this point.]
Crocker: Hmm. Look at the man-child go. [he and Magnate remove their Groucho glasses] Pathetic how he won't grow up. Despicable how he revels in his childish bubble of no responsibilities. But without his fairies, his cushy, carefree life... is over. [as he speaks, Magnate starts trying to take Mouse's cyborg toy] After thirteen years, I'm closer than I've ever been! Ha! Where Turner goes, the fairies follow. And we will be able to tack him with one of my greatest inventions - the latest in surveillance technology! [opens a briefcase to reveal a mechanical-looking dragonfly]
Mouse: Hi-yah! [punches Magnate in the face]
Crocker: Ahh. The Dragonspy! [as Crocker activates the Dragonspy, Magnate tosses another one of Mouse's toys off-camera and then steals the cyborg toy while Mouse runs offsceen; Crocker picks up his Dragonspy Viewer] And now, we will know their whereabouts! Ha! [laughs as the Dragonspy Viewer's viewscreen begins to follow Timmy and Tootie] And once the trap is sprung, we will capture Turner's... [spazzes] FAIRY GODPARENTS!!
[Later, Timmy and Tootie are having a picnic in front of the lake, as "Looking' Like Magic" continues. Tootie pulls out two tickets to "La Boring" at the Dimmsdale Opera house, but Timmy gives a disapproving look. She then pulls out two tickets for "The Weeping Sawn" at the Dimmsdale Civic Theater, but again he does not look interested. Tootie then holds up a kite, and this time Timmy gives an approving look. They get up to go fly the kite. Meanwhile, at the Magnate Power building, Crocker and Magnate are looking over blueprints for a fairy-capturing ray gun. The song stops again.]
Magnate: Imagine the power! I'd wish for all the oil in the world!
Crocker: And together, we'll trap the fairies in here! [laughs wickedly as Magnate stares at him oddly; he then stops laughing and begins adjusting the blueprints]
Magnate: [looks at the Dragonspy Viewer and sees Timmy and Tootie with the kite] She's the answer!
[Back at the lakefront, Timmy notices an animal control officer trying to capture a raccoon.]
Animal control officer: That's a nice raccoon. Come to papa.
[Tootie starts running with the kite while Timmy's still holding it, pulling him along with the kite. He loses his hat and starts getting dragged on the ground. "Looking' Like Magic" continues once more.]
Tootie: This is so much fun!
[Nearby, CW&P are watching. Poof points and giggles at it, but C&W, looking worried, cover his eyes again.]
Tootie: [giggling] Come on, Timmy, run!
[Over in the bushes, Jorgen is about to fire another Love Arrow.]
Jorgen: Yes Turner, love can be a real drag.
[Suddenly, a sprinkler comes on, startling Jorgen and making him misfire again. The arrow hits the raccoon, and it falls in love with the animal control officer.]
Animal control officer: You're a friendly little fella. [the raccoon pounces on his face, making kissy noises] Aaaah!
Jorgen: TURNER!!
[Back at Magnate Power, Crocker is busy building his fairy-capturing device while Magnate is playing with the cyborg toy. Crocker walks over with the vacuum tube he is using for the device, but it gets stuck to Magnate's face. He pulls it off and it then gets stuck to his face. Magnate starts laughing at him, so Crocker steps on his foot. As Magnate starts hopping around the room in pain, Crocker pulls the vacuum tube off of his face only for it to start sucking at his goggles.]
[Later, at the Dimmsdale's Fine Food fancy restaurant, Timmy, still missing his hat, and Tootie have sat down to dinner.]
Tootie: I'm having such a great time with you.
Timmy: Me too.
[C&W appear, disguised as the pepper and saltshakers, and change the "Reserved" card to read "Not Really!"]
Timmy: "Not really"?
Tootie: Y-you mean you're not having a great time with me?
[C&W then change the card to say, "I Have a Rash", but it appears upside-down.]
Timmy: It's upside-down!
Tootie: What's upside-down?
Timmy: Uh, this world! You know, this crazy, mixed-up world we're living in. I just wish, uh—I wish I had my hat.
[C&W prepare to grant that wish when Tootie suddenly pulls out a shopping bag.]
Tootie: Wish granted! [gives it to Timmy]
Cosmo and Wanda: Huh!?
Timmy: [finds a pink fedora in the bag] Wow! Wishes really do come true.
Cosmo and Wanda: Ohhhh.
Timmy: [puts the fedora on] Thanks!
Tootie: It's a nice change.
Cosmo: I hate change! That's why I only change my underwear every 3,000 years.
Tootie: You know what I wish for?
Timmy: No.
Tootie: I wish that we could help rebuild the park around the Dimmsdale Dogwood. You know, the way it used to be when we were kids.
Timmy: Wow. Nice wish. I mean, cause it's not a wish for yourself. You don't really hear wishes like that every day.
Wanda: Oh no, the meter's rising! [she and Cosmo poof away from the table] We've gotta do something to stop this, quick!
Cosmo: Leave it to me!
[Cosmo transforms himself and Wanda into humans.]
Wanda: Oh my gosh, we're humans! And look! I've got legs... that need to be shaved. Ewwww.
Cosmo: Woo, and I've got underarm hair! I'm definitely not shaving that.
Both: We sound weird. I LOVE IT!
Wanda: Ooh, pasta!
[C&W approach Timmy and Tootie's table, carrying bowls of spaghetti and tomato sauce, respectively.]
Cosmo: Good evening, everyone. We're your perfectly normal not-magic-fairy human waiters with unbelievably super-hairy legs and underarms!
Wanda: And uh, we've brought your dinner! [dumps the spaghetti on Tootie]
Tootie: [gasps]
Wanda: Oops! Oh, I'm so sorry, miss. Uh, how careless of me.
Cosmo: I'll say. You forgot the sauce! [dumps the sauce on Tootie]
Tootie: [gasps again]
Maitre D': [approaches the table, having seen this happen, and stammers angrily] I am terribly sorry, madame!
Cosmo: You should be; the service here is-- [tosses a drink in Tootie's face]
Tootie: Aaaaah!
Maitre D': [takes the bowls from them] Maniacs! Oh!
Tootie: That's okay. I'll just—I'm going to go to the ladies' room. I'll be right back. [goes to the ladies' restroom and cries at her reflection in the mirror]
Timmy: What are you guys doing? And what have you done to yourselves?
Cosmo: We're waiters! 'Course, it's just a steppingstone on our path to becoming actors. STELLA!! Mmm!
Wanda: It was the only way we could get close enough to stop Tootie. And I hear that the lobster bisque here is...
Cosmo and Wanda: ...delicious!
Timmy: Stop Tootie from what?
Wanda: From taking you away from us. You're falling in love, Timmy, and if that happens, the three of us won't be together. Oh, I've got an idea! Why don't you wish that Tootie was in Alaska right now?
Cosmo: Hmm?
Timmy: No! No, I don't want you guys ruining this for me. In fact, I wish Tootie was all cleaned up.
Cosmo and Wanda: Ohhh.
[In the ladies' room, Tootie bends down to clean herself when the wish is granted. She looks up and sees herself cleaned up.]
Tootie: That's weird.
[Back at the table...]
Timmy: And there's one more wish I need you guys to grant...
[He whispers to them as Tootie comes back. C&W immediately leave after he finishes, and he then looks at Tootie.]
Tootie: What?
[Later, Timmy is bringing Tootie to the Dimmsdale Park, with his hands over her eyes.]
Tootie: [giggling] Where are you taking me? What's the big surprise?
Timmy: [removes his hands from covering her eyes] It's your new park. You're the first one to see it.
[Tootie gasps in awe at the sight of the formerly rundown park, now rebuilt and restored into a beautiful playground.]
Tootie: It's beautiful! How did you--
Timmy: Let's just say I know people.
Tootie: People who can build an amazing park in a day?
Timmy: Yep.
Tootie: [laughs] Well, come on!
[Tootie and Timmy go frolicking in the park, during which Timmy tosses off his backpack. Behind them, Timmy's friends show up and see the newly-restored park.]
Howie: Whoa!
Ravi: What happened to the park?
Howie: It's beautiful! [they all start frolicking in the park too]
Katie: Hey, Timmy!
[As Timmy and Tootie run around, Timmy briefly stops to share high-fives with Howie and Ravi. As other families start joining in on the fun at the park, Cosmo and Wanda, still disguised as humans, walk around with sad looks on their faces, pushing Poof in a baby carriage. Cosmo starts crying on Wanda's shoulder and she briefly lets go of Poof's carriage. They quickly grab it before it can drift away. Cosmo points at Timmy and Tootie running around and continues crying on Wanda's shoulder. Fade to later; Timmy and Tootie are sitting up in the Dimmsdale Dogwood.]
Tootie: This is my favorite tree ever.
Timmy: Wait, it gets better. [snaps his fingers]
[Wanda and Cosmo see him snapping his fingers while Poof is on the swingset.]
Wanda: What does a finger-snap mean? "Knock that Timmy-stealer out of the tree"? [pulls her wand out]
Cosmo: No!! It means... [reluctantly waves his wand] ...this.
[Cosmo casts a spell on the Dogwood, making flowers bloom all over it.]
Poof: [watching] Hee-hee-hee! Wheee!
[Timmy's friends walk by under the tree, watching it bloom.]
Timmy's friends: Whoa!
[Timmy takes off his jacket and puts it on Tootie.]
Tootie: Now I'm positive this is my favorite day ever.
Katie: Hey Timmy, we were gonna go get ice cream. Wanna come?
Timmy: No thanks. I'm good, surprisingly.
Howie: But you always want ice cream!
Ravi: How about you wanna not come but give us some money for ice cream? [Timmy tosses him some money] He's totally distracted, which means we can keep the change! [he and the others run off]
Wanda: Oh no. The Love Meter's higher than it's ever been!
Cosmo: Oh! One kiss, and we're toast!
[Timmy and Tootie start leaning toward each other to kiss.]
Wanda: Oh no! This is the big one! I'm gonna miss him so much!
Cosmo: Don't worry, Wanda. You'll always have me.
[Wanda starts sobbing uncontrollably, causing Timmy to turn around and accidentally fall out of the tree.]
Timmy: Whoa!
Tootie: Timmy!
Cosmo: Hey, you knocked him out of the tree! Nice.
Wanda: Wasn't my plan, but I'll take it!
Tootie: [leaps down from the tree and approaches Timmy] What happened, Timmy?
Timmy: Um, um, I fell out of a tree?
Tootie: It looked like you fell out of the tree so you wouldn't have to kiss me!
Timmy: No, that is so not true! It—It's just really complicated right now.
Tootie: Are you seeing someone else?
Timmy: No.
Tootie: Did you just get out of a bad relationship?
Timmy: No!
Tootie: Is it that you just don't like me?
Timmy: No. You just wouldn't understand.
Tootie: You're right, Timmy - I wouldn't understand. I don't understand how I could love someone since third grade, someone who rebuilds a park for me, saves my tree, and then creates the most romantic day ever, and then tells me he can't kiss me!
Timmy: I take it back; you understand completely.
Tootie: GROW UP, TIMMY TURNER! Uggh!
[She storms off, the both of them still unaware of the Dragonspy watching her. Timmy lies down on the ground, covering his face with his fedora in shame. Cosmo and Wanda, humming happily, change back to their normal forms.]
Wanda: Oh, wow! Sure feels good to be back to normal!
Cosmo: I miss the underarm hair!
Tootie: [walking furiously through downtown] Ugggh! Men! Or should I say boys! [she suddenly notices an innocent-looking bunny on some suspiciously-shaded grass nearby] Awww! Oh, what's wrong, little bunny? Are you lost in the big city?
[She sits down to pet the bunny, but is suddenly caught in a net trap. Magnate's two goons come and take her away.]
Tootie: Let me out of here!
[Timmy's classmates, eating their ice cream, come by and see the goons stuffing Tootie in Magnate's limo]
Howie: Check it out!
Katie: They got Tootie!
Ravi: And I got tooty-fruity with hot fudge. I mean, we have to help her!
[The limo drives off]
Howie: Let's get Timmy! [kids run]
[In Magnate's limo]
Tootie: [untying herself from under the net] You?
Magnate: [holding the bunny as his lap pet] Mmm. Ironic, isn't it? Someone who cares so much for helpless little creatures was betrayed by a helpless little creature! [he and the bunny make an evil laugh]
[Nearby, CW&P have seen this.]
Wanda: Magnate's got Tootie! Hooray!
Cosmo: Yay!
Poof: Hmm? [glares at them]
Wanda: Well, I mean it's good that she gets to ride in a limo, right?
Cosmo: Yeah. This means that we can always be with Timmy and things never have to change, right?
Poof: [stares at them, looking more angry than before, and makes a growling noise]
Wanda: Poof's intense stare of guilt is right, Cosmo! Here we are, wanting Poof to grow up, and we're keeping Timmy from doing the same thing.
Cosmo: You're right, Wanda. We have to do what's best for Timmy! [Poof smiles]
Wanda: Aww! I'm proud of us, Cosmo. And thanks for staring such sense into us, Poof. [Poof glides over to them] Let's tell Timmy and save Tootie!
Crocker: [suddenly shows up with his fairy-capturing device] Don't worry, little FAIRIES! [he sucks CW&P into the device]
Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: AHHHHH!
Crocker: Hahahaha! Thanks to my Atomic Fairy Incarcerator, I'll show that Timmy Turner that I now have possession of his [spazzes] FAIRY... GODPARENTS! [kisses the device and runs off]
Cosmo and Wanda: Helllp! Timmy! Helllllp!
[Back at the park, Timmy is still lying on the ground when his classmates come up to him]
Kids: Timmy! Timmy!
Howie: Timmy, are you okay?
Timmy: What is it?
Howie: Tootie got kidnapped by a bunny in Magnate's limo.
Ravi: And there is no change. The ice cream came to exactly $20.
Timmy: Tootie's in trouble? Well, then I guess I wish she was right here back next to me. [nothing happens and the kids stare at each other, confused] I wish she was right back here next to me.
Katie: I think something's wrong with Timmy's brain.
Timmy: [looks at his backpack, the badges CW&P were hiding on earlier now read "HELP US TIMMY!"] Magnate doesn't just have Tootie. He's got..... [runs off, tossing the backpack to his friends]
Ravi: Let's see if there's a sandwich in here! [he and the others start looking in the backpack]
[Timmy runs over to his and Tootie's bike, but then notices a couple of dirtbikes nearby and gets an idea. He takes a leather jacket from one of the bikers and one of the dirtbikes.]
Timmy: I promise, I'll bring it right back!
Biker: Get back here!
Ravi and Howie: Go get her, Timmy!
Katie: Yeah!
Ravi: Go get her!
[Timmy rides around the garden he biked through earlier in the film, but this time has the bike jump over the stairway. Over at Vicky's Day Care, Vicky is about to eat a box of pizza when Timmy suddenly rides by, causing her to toss the pizza on her head.]
Timmy: Comin' through!
Vicky: Aaah! You will pay, Timmy Turner! [dashes off after him as he passes the Dimmadip ice cream parlor]
[At Magnate Power, Magnate is walking to the elevator. Behind him, the two goons are dragging the captive Tootie.]
Tootie: What do you want with me?!
Magnate: You're bait for Timmy Turner. Part of the plan. But don't worry; all will be revealed in my evil subterranean lair. [chuckles as he opens the elevator and he and his goons take Tootie into it]
[Back in town, Timmy is still riding the dirtbike when Jorgen suddenly appears in the middle of the road, startling him.]
Jorgen: Not so fast, Timmy Turner!
Timmy: Whoa! [crashes the dirtbike] Aah!
Jorgen: You have nowhere to hide now, Timmy! [aims one more Love Arrow at him when Vicky suddenly shows up, carrying a slice of the pizza]
Vicky: Hey twerp! Thought you might like a slice of my faceplant pizza!
[She tosses the pizza at Timmy, but he ducks it and it hits Jorgen, causing him to misfire the Love Arrow. It hits Vicky and she suddenly falls in love with Jorgen.]
Jorgen: Oh boy.
Vicky: Mama's just bought you a one-way ticket to Kissytown!
Jorgen: Oh boy. [Vicky starts chasing him] No!! Mommy!!
Vicky: Get back here, loverboy!
Jorgen: Get away! Don't touch me!!
[Timmy tries to get the dirtbike back up, but sees that the front wheel got broken from the crash. He looks around for help.]
[Back at Magnate Power, the elevator brings Magnate, the goons, and Tootie down to his evil lair. It looks like an evil-looking version of Mike E. Mozzarella's.]
Magnate: Welcome to my evil subterranean lair!
Tootie: What is this place?
Cosmo: [locked in the Atomic Fairy Incarcerator with Wanda and Poof] A prison of unspeakable horror!
Magnate: What? An evil subterranean lair has to be grotesque? An oilman can't attempt to replicate the lost childhood he never enjoyed? A place for his friends, if daddy ever let him have any, could enjoy just hanging 'round? [points to a spherical cage]
[Tootie is placed in the spherical cage and Magnate has it rise off the ground. Nearby, Crocker is making adjustments to the Fairy Incarcerator.]
Magnate: Hahaha! Rrrrrise! Up! Up! [laughs manically]
Tootie: You'll never get away with this, Magnate!
Magnate: Enjoy the view, Missy!
Crocker: Can't wait to see the look on Timmy Turner's face when we use the FAIRY! Incarcerator.
Tootie: Let me out of here!
Crocker: And turn the power of his own FAIRIES! against him. Heheheheh!
Cosmo and Wanda: Oh, no!
Tootie: What fairies? ...Mr. Crocker, is that you?
Crocker: [using the voice disguiser] Uh, no! It's, um, Jim... Jim... Dinglewhipple?
[C&W look at each other worriedly]
Cosmo: Huh?
Poof: Uh-oh.
[Crocker, cackling madly, walks over to Magnate with a remote with a button reading "Push for Wish" and gives it to him.]
Crocker: Mmm. So... [speaking with the voice disguiser] Let's te-- [speaking normally] Let's test this baby out. You press the button and squeeze the magic of the fairies to you! Make a wish. Anything!
Magnate: Okay. You know what I've always wanted?
Cosmo: Uh-oh.
Magnate: I wish I had one of those great big ball pits that daddy never let me play in! He said I'd get pink eye.
Crocker: Well...
[Magnate pushes the "Push for Wish" button on the remote. It shocks CW&P painfully and makes a ball pit appear in the middle of the room.]
Tootie: Stop it! You're hurting them!
[CW&P whimper in pain.]
Magnate: Heh. Uh-uh. I wish it was bottomless.
[Magnate presses the button again; CW&P are painfully shocked again and the ball pit becomes a bottomless pit. Goon #1 walks over to look at it, but then Crocker pushes him in.]
Goon #1: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Crocker: Yep! It's bottomless! [laughs]
Magnate: And I wish you fell in it, Crocker! [pushes the button]
[CW&P are painfully shocked again and Crocker is dropped into the ball pit.]
Crocker: Wait! I thought we had something special! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
[Crocker screams for so long as he falls down the pit that Magnate looks at his watch and Tootie watches, looking horrified. Magnate chortles to himself.]
[Meanwhile, Chester and A.J. have bought themselves some hot dogs.]
A.J.: Here we are, eating hot dogs that we paid for with our own money.
Chester: Cha-ching! Working men, and ladies checking us out.
[Two nearby ladies make a disgusted noise at them. Timmy suddenly runs up to them.]
A.J.: Hey, there's Timmy. What's he doin' here?
Timmy: [tosses his leather jacket to a businessman] Chester, I need a security expert, STAT!
Chester and A.J.: Say what?
Timmy: You gotta help me. Magnate's kidnapped my friends and if I don't save them, then we're all in big trouble.
A.J.: Wait, if somebody's been kidnapped, we need to call the police.
Timmy: I can't. They're... they're secret friends.
Chester and A.J.: Secret friends?
Timmy: I know you're not gonna believe this, but... they're my fairy godparents. They've been granting my wishes for years.
[Chester and A.J. look at each other and start laughing at him.]
A.J.: Magic fairies? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard!
Chester: I knew you were crazy; I just didn't think you were... this crazy.
A.J.: Fairies? Get real, dude. Now if you'll excuse us, we have the grown-up world to get back to.
Chester: Jealous? [they start walking away]
Timmy: Help me and I'll use their magical powers to get you dates with really hot girls!
Chester and A.J.: [turn around] Deal! [Timmy smiles]
[Back at Magnate Power, Magnate walks over to the Fairy Incarcerator to gloat over CW&P, who are starting to look considerably weaker.]
Magnate: Timmy Turner is so yesterday.
Cosmo: Well, if he was here right now, he'd totally take you down!
Wanda: You'll never be half the man that Timmy Turner is!
Cosmo: You call yourself a supervillain? No way! Your costume isn't scary, you have no upper body strength...
Magnate: No upper body strength?
Tootie: [still hanging in the cage] Hello?
Magnate: I'll show you no upper body strength! Janice!
Tootie: Help!!
Magnate: Fetch me a mirror. [Janice brings forth a vanity mirror and Magnate walks up to it] I wish I had upper body strength.
[He pushes the remote again and, in a flash, his upper body takes on a more buff appearance. CW&P are again shocked by the Incarcerator. Magnate flexes his new muscles in front of the mirror and laughs wildly. Janice rolls her eyes, looking visibly annoyed with her boss.]
Magnate: Respect the pecs, fairies! [tears off his tie] Ha ha ha ha!
Cosmo: [whimpers]
Magnate: [to Goon #2] And I wish you...
Goon #2: No, boss! Wait!
Magnate: ...were wearing a dress!
[Magnate pushes the button, shocking CW&P once again, and instantly, Goon #2 is suddenly clad in a blue evening gown. Poof initially giggles at that sight, but C&W immediately get in front of him to cover his eyes. Goon #2, crying of embarrassment, runs away. Tootie then notices that Magnate left the "cage lock" switch on the ground below her.]
Tootie: Hmm.
[She reaches out to grab the switch but can't. Magnate then takes out the cyborg toy he stole from Mouse earlier and, laughing wildly, places it on the ground in front of the mirror.]
Magnate: I wish you were my personal cyborg servant!
[He presses the remote once more. The cyborg toy's eyes start glowing as CW&P are shocked again. The cyborg toy then grows to a human-size.]
Magnate: Ooh, ooh! [laughs] Oh, wow! My own cyborg! Look! Look at those deltoids! Oh, if I had those deltoids, what I could do! Look at the shine. Look at the density. Ping!
[As Magnate talks, Tootie stands up and puts her hands in the pockets of Timmy's jacket that she's still wearing. Suddenly, she notices Timmy's yo-yo is still in the left pocket and pulls it out, getting an idea. She slips the yo-yo's string onto her middle finger and starts trying to use the yo-yo to grab the switch's cord.]
Magnate: Now I wish you could dance!
[He presses the remote, turning on some funk music, which he and the cyborg start dancing to. Tootie manages to get the yo-yo to wrap around the switch's cord and pulls it up. She takes the switch and pushes the "lock/unlock" button, opening the top of the cage.]
Magnate: Turn, turn, kick, turn! Yeah!
[Tootie climbs out of the cage and leaps towards the play-gym nearby. Outside, Timmy, Chester, and A.J. arrive in Chester's car. A.J. tries to open the front door, but it's locked.]
A.J.: It's locked. Okay, Chester, Mr. Security Expert, let's see you figure out a way into this place.
[Chester walks up to the door, cracks his knuckles, and then bends down to find the key was under the doormat. Timmy takes the keys and starts unlocking the door.]
Timmy: Okay, this is it. We're going in. [Chester and A.J. start to look unsure] I got to warn you guys, this could be dangerous. You know, some of us might not make it out of here. I just want you guys to know I really appreciate how much you guys-- [turns around to see that Chester and A.J. have instead gone back to the car]
Chester: Good luck, Timmy!
A.J.: You still owe us girlfriends!
[They drive away as Timmy finishes unlocking the door. Back in the lair, Tootie has made her way to the top of the play-gym and is starting to crawl across a rope-bridge from it. Magnate has gotten bored with the cyborg.]
Magnate: Ah, boring, boring! You're a boring cyborg! Get off. Take five.
[Above, Timmy rushes to the elevator and gets it to open. He pushes the button labeled "Evil Lair". In the lair, Tootie starts crawling across the bridge towards the Fairy Incarcerator.]
Tootie: Helping helpless creatures, helping helpless creatures...
Magnate: I wish I had a mustache. [presses the remote and a mustache appears above his lips] Mmm. Yeah. I wish I had a bigger mustache! [presses it again and his mustache grows to a handlebar mustache] Ooh. Suave. I wish I had a funnier mirror! [presses the remote and the mirror becomes a funhouse mirror] Oh ho ho ho! Oh! This mirror is hilarious! Don't I look great, Janice?
Janice: You look ridiculous! And this job is ridiculous! [she leaves as Magnate does a mocking impression of her]
Timmy: [steps out of the elevator] Magnate!
Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: Timmy!
Magnate: Well, look who decided to join the party! Well, I'm the host, and you're not invited! [to the cyborg] Blast him with a laser!
[The cyborg fires a laser from its eyes that hits and reflects off the elevator door. Timmy and Magnate narrowly duck it as it breaks one of the steam pipes. Tootie is still crawling across the bridge above the bottomless ball pit.']
Tootie: Someone save us!
[The reflecting laser suddenly breaks the rope holding the bridge, leaving Tootie to hang on for dear life above the ball pit.]
Magnate: Hey, I dropped the remote! Don't just stand there - crush him! [gets down to look for the remote] Oh where - where is it? Where? Ohh! Stupid remote!
[The cyborg starts chasing after Timmy, firing its lasers at him. Along the way, it grabs another one of the steam pipes to use as a weapon. Timmy comes upon CW&P trapped in the Incarcerator, looking even weaker than before.]
Timmy: Cosmo! Wanda! Poof!
Tootie: [hanging from the broken bridge] Help, Timmy! Help!
Timmy: Tootie?
Cosmo: The ball pit - it's bottomless! If Tootie falls in, she's gone forever!
Timmy: Well, then I wish it was a pit full of pillows!
Wanda: Magnate's rerouting our magic. We don't have much time.
[We see a viewscreen for the Incarcerator, displaying a "Fairy Life Meter" for CW&P. The meters are fast draining, to the point that Cosmo's is already at the "Danger" level.]
Timmy: Don't worry; I'm going to get you guys outta here!
Wanda: Be careful, Timmy!
Tootie: Oh, balls! Help, Timmy! Help!
[Timmy rushes up to Tootie, only to run into the cyborg, who starts swinging its steam pipe at him like a baseball bat.]
Tootie: Careful, Timmy! Mr. Crocker fell in there and he's still falling!
Crocker: [from inside the ball pit] Aaaaah! It's true! Still falling! Aaaah! And I've got the pinkeye!
Timmy: [down on the ground, dodging the cyborg's attacks] A little help, guys?
Cosmo: Sorry, Timmy. This time you're on your own!
[CW&P are starting to look pale; on the viewscreen, Wanda and Poof's life meters reach the "Danger" level too.]
Timmy: I guess I really am on my own! [gets up and rushes away from the cyborg, who drops its weapon and gives chase; he passes by the Fairy Incarcerator] Don't worry, I got this! [climbs up a ladder and then stands on a ledge of the play-gym] There's nothing sadder than opening up a new toy that comes without... [opens the battery cover on the back of the cyborg and pulls out one of its batteries] ...batteries! [the cyborg shuts down] Aww. They're so cute when they're not trying to kill you.
Cosmo and Wanda: Hurry!
[Tootie is starting to lose her grip on the bridge. Timmy climbs further up the ladder. Meanwhile, Magnate has found the remote.]
Magnate: Eureka! The remote! Hahahaha!
[Timmy makes it to the ledge near where Tootie is hanging.]
Tootie: Help! [gasps]
Timmy: [grabs a nearby rope] Hang on, Tootie!
[He swings from the rope and grabs Tootie. The both of them land safely in front of the ball pit.]
Tootie: Ohhh. Thank you.
Timmy: No problem. All right let's go get my fairies!
Tootie: Yeah, about that--
[CW&P are now looking extremely pale and near-death.]
Cosmo and Wanda: We don't feel very well.
Magnate: And speaking of fairies, look what their power gave me! [creates a blue ball of negative energy in the form of magical powers in his right hand; Timmy and Tootie start backing away]
Cosmo: Timmy...
Magnate: Any last words before I blast you out of existence?
Timmy: Uh, yes. I should have done this a long time ago. It's time for me to grow up!
Poof: Huh?
Timmy: I love you guys.
Cosmo and Wanda: We love you too.
Magnate: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Time's up! [pushes his wish button to his magical powers' highest form and fires his lethal magical powers which are now seen as partially lightning and thunder bolts to electrocute and kill Timmy and Tootie]
Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: [getting fatally shocked] Aaaaaaah!
Timmy: [embraces Tootie] I love you, Tootie!
[The second before Magnate's fatal magical powers electrocute and kill Timmy and Tootie, Timmy kisses Tootie passionately. As he does, CW&P are revived and Magnate's power fades away.]
Poof: Huh?
Magnate: [attempts to fire his powers, which starts to wane] Aah! Oh! Come on here! [Magnate's magical powers in his hand dissolve into smoke]
[As Timmy and Tootie continue their kiss, CW&P begin to fade away.]
Cosmo: What's happening?
Wanda: [looks at the Love Meter, which now displays "In Love" and is rapidly beeping] Cosmo, he's saving us!
[Timmy and Tootie finally part from their kiss.]
Tootie: Whoa... [smiles at Timmy]
[Magnate's mustache disappears.]
Magnate: What happened to my mustache!? [his muscles disappear] What happened to my upper body strength?!
[CW&P are now almost invisible.]
Cosmo: Don't forget to feed the dog!
Wanda: Cosmo, he doesn't have a dog!
Cosmo: Well, if you get one, don't forget to feeeeeeeed it!
Timmy: I'm going to miss you guys forever!
Cosmo and Wanda: Goodbye, Timmy!
[CW&P disappear completely.]
Magnate: What happened to my magic?!
Timmy: It was never yours to begin with. I-it was never mine either. It's about time we both grew up, don't you think?
[Timmy and Tootie exit, holding hands. Magnate starts furiously pushing his wish remote button, stammering and growling.]
Magnate: No!! It's not fair! Ugh, this is so bogus! Janice! Ugh. [Janice returns] Look, even my wish thingy's busted. Here. [he gives her the remote] Why does this have to happen to... [Janice pushes the remote and shocks him] ...meeeeeeeeeeeeeee?! Daddy? [collapses on the ground]
Janice: Nice. [walks away with the remote]
[The next day, Timmy and Tootie are sitting in front of the Dimmsdale Dogwood, reading newspapers with the headlines "Crazed Businessman Claims Fairies Made Him DO It!" (accompanied by a photo of Magnate being dragged off to an asylum) and "Magnate Power to Be Run by Former Assistant: Solar Power To Be Used!" (accompanied by a photo of Janice).]
Tootie: Not bad, Turner. You saved my tree and stole my heart.
Timmy: It's amazing what you can do when you're grown up, huh?
Tootie: I can't believe it. All these years, you had fairy godparents and couldn't tell anyone. [giggles] That's pretty amazing.
Timmy: Yeah, it really was. They were my best friends too. I-I just wish I could see them again.
[Tootie puts her hand on Timmy's shoulder to comfort him when suddenly Jorgen rushes by behind them and hides behind the dogwood.]
Jorgen: Aaah! [peeks out from behind the tree, revealing his face is covered in lipstick marks] Oh man, that Vicky has a strong grip. If she comes over here, tell her I went Tahiti! [hides]
Vicky: [rushing by] Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? [stops to look for him] Where did he go? Ahaha! [rushes away]
Jorgen: [steps out from behind the tree] Timmy Turner, I have something very important to tell you.
Timmy: Cool your jets, Jorgen, okay? I already gave up Cosmo and Wanda, and I'm a full-fledged adult now. Tomorrow, I'm even buying deodorant.
Jorgen: I already know that you ninny! All of Fairy World is talking about it. Timmy Turner, you're in for a big surprise!
[Jorgen shakes the ground with his wand and transports himself, Timmy, and Tootie out of the park. Soon, in Fairy World, all of the fairies have gathered in the Fairy Council's courtroom. Jorgen, his face now cleaned up, is on the stage with the Fairy Council elders, with Da Rules on the desk in front of them. Timmy and Tootie stand before them.]
Jorgen: It is with great honor, and a tinge of regret, that we, the Fairy Council, officially create the Timmy Turner Loophole, which states - ahem - "If there is ever a boy named Timmy Turner," mmm, "who has kept and loved his fairies for over thirteen years..."
Female Fairy Council elder: And saved Fairy World on more than a few occasions.
Jorgen: Right. "...And if he promises to make wishes only for others and not for his own selfish purposes, he may keep his fairies."
Cosmo: Maybe we'll get to meet the new fairies! I hope they're as nice as us.
Wanda: They are us, you ninny!
Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: Yay!
White-haired male fairy council elder: You promise, Timmy?
Timmy: I promise, I promise!
Jorgen: [waves his wand on Da Rules, legalizing the loophole.] It is so!
Wanda: Timmy! We've missed you!
Cosmo: Yeah, without you around, all we do is sit around and talk about our feelings...
Wanda: [glaring at him] Hmm?
Cosmo: Not that there's anything wrong with that! [hugs Wanda] I love you!
[Tootie giggles]
Timmy: Hey guys, since you're my fairies again, there's someone I'd like you to meet properly. This is Tootie.
Tootie: A pleasure.
Wanda: Isn't this great, Cosmo? [Poof makes a kissy face] After all these years, they finally ended up together!
Cosmo: I give 'em two weeks, tops! [Timmy and Tootie laugh]
Tootie: So, now what do we do?
[Wipe to Dimmsdale Park, a few days later. CW&P are admiring a new van Timmy has just bought, painted with a picture of a rainbow and a "Wishful Thinking" logo.]
Tootie: Wow, what's with the van?
Timmy: It's our new business, Tootie, for our new life together. I call it "Wishful Thinking".
Cosmo: It's a way to disguise ourselves as we drive around the world granting wishes for people who really need them.
Wanda: Plus, it keeps us together as a family - an extended family.
[Timmy and Tootie hug, and CW&P join in the hug as well.]
Tootie: Well, awesome! So that means we could bring water to the Sahara and close the hole in the o-zone layer and help helpless creatures?
Cosmo: Not only that, but we've also got cup holders, baby!
Tootie: Fancy! Well, then, I guess we should grant our first wish. Ready, Timmy Turner?
Timmy: Ready, Tootie! Actually, there's a couple of guys I owe some wishes to right off the bat. Well, this looks like the beginning of a magical future together.
Poof: [suddenly starts trying to speak]
Timmy: Hey, I think Poof is trying to say something!
Cosmo and Wanda: Finally! His first words!
Poof: [in Randy Jackson's voice] Yo, man. This going to be so cool, man. We're going to be bumping', man. Trying' to help the boys out. You know how we do it. You feel me, dawg? [record scratches and plays]
Wanda: Uh... that's going to take some getting used to. [Poof giggles in his regular voice]
[They all get in the van. Timmy starts driving it and it slowly takes off into the sky.]
Timmy: Whoa! Sorry, gang. It's not like riding a bike!
Poof: Woo-hoo! Is it? Woo-hoo! Wheee!
[As they drive off, down below, Chester and A.J. watch, accompanied by a pair of twin girls they're now dating.]
Chester and A.J.: [to the camera] Jealous?
[Meanwhile, Mr. and Mrs. Turner appear to be relaxing on a beach.]
Mr. Turner: Finally, we're on vacation!
Mrs. Turner: Oh, who says you need a vacation in paradise? With Timmy gone...
Both: ...this is paradise!
[It is revealed that they are actually sitting right outside their house. Just then, a bunch of balls drop in front of them, immediately followed by Crocker landing right on the ground in front of them.]
Crocker: [gets back up] Ahh. Everything ends at Turner's. [walks away]
Mr. Turner: That's the worst waiter we've ever had!
THE END!

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