|The Fairly OddParents episode transcript|
|"A Fairly Odd Christmas"|
|Airdate:||November 29, 2012|
[Elfs say Santa]
Dave: Ladies and Gentle-elfs, may I introduce the the holiest, the joliest, the bell of the jelliest, your Santa Claus.
[Santa Walks Outside]
Santa: Ho Ho [And Elfs screams]
One of the Elfs: I love you Santa
Santa: Hold it people, hold it down. Ho Ho, Christmas Carol.
Carol: Here, sir.
[Santa puts up a cookie and sits]
Santa: Send in the Christmas Lists.
Carol: Bring in the Nice list!
Elf girl with a very loud voice: I REPRESENT TO THE NICE LIST.
Carol: Bring the Naughty List!
[Santa does it like it is bad]
[Elmer the elder Elf pulls up]
The Same Elf: Elmer the Elder Elf, Keeper of the Naughty List, sure we only get to see him once a year.
[Elmer gives Carol the Naughty List]
Carol: Thank you, Elmer. Sir, her are your lists, Nice.
Carol: And Naughty.
[Gives Santa the Naughty List]
Santa: Thank you. Alot of familiar names on here. Some people never learn, I guess they are getting coal again, this Christmas.
[Carol Breathes out]
Santa: But, enough negativative, now lets see all the boys and girls who will be getting their christmas wishes, this year.
[Elves cheer and Santa Ho Ho's]
Santa: Eh, Christmas Carol.
Carol: Yes, your joliest.
Santa: What is going on. Who gave Albert his piano and who gave Jane her cookling set. [Yells words] WHO'S MESSING WITH MY CHRISTMAS LISTS!
[In the sky, we see Timmy and the gang in the van]
Timmy: Best Day ever, Wishful Thinking is on a roll!
Tootie: 3,000 wishes granted today.
[Poof tries to speak]
Wanda: Strange, ever since Poof said his first words, his has never been able to say another.
Tootie: Maybe, he hasn't found his true voice yet.
Cosmo: I have been told my voice is irrating, of course I don't believe it. [Screams] WHAT DO THINK, WANDA.
[Wanda' head whirls]
Timmy: Ok, guys time to grant more wishes, we going in.
The gang: Lets do it!
[Map shows the wishes]
A girl that speaks Spainsh: [In English, she said] I wish I had real unicorn.
Same girl: [In English, she said] I like it alot.
Cosmo: [In English] Your Welcome
Timmy: Just a couple more.