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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents episode "A Fairly Odd Christmas" from Season 8, which aired on November 29, 2012.
Script[]
- Mr. Turner:Hi, Timmy! Hi, Tootie!
- Mrs. Turner:Hi, Timmy! Hi, Tootie!
- Timmy Turner: Hey, mom and dad.
- Tootie: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Turner.
- Mr. Turner:Oh, please, call us Timmy's parents.
- Mrs. Turner:Just don't call us to say that Timmy's moving back home!
- Mr. Turner:Yeah, right. 'Cause you're not, right? right? No! No, no, no!
- Mrs. Turner:You can't, we've already turned your room into a secret spy cave.
- Mr. Turner:Please, don't take away our secret spy cave! (Mrs. Turner starts crying)
- Timmy Turner: Relax mom and dad, I'm not moving back home.
- Mr. Turner:Oooh!
- Mrs. Turner:Oooh! (?)
- Timmy Turner: What you guys up to?
- Mr. Turner: Duh, I'm dressed up as Santa.
- Mrs. Turner And Santa's little helper!
- Tootie: Very Christmassy...
- Mr. Turner: It's Christmas?
- Mrs. Turner: This year I'm asking Santa for something practical: A new computer!
- Mr. Turner: I want something practical too: A magical pony, who poops ice cream, then he eats the ice cream, then he poops gold! Then he eats the gold, and then he poops out a motorcycle. And we all ride away... Bye! (Laughs)
- Timmy Turner: Best parents ever...
- Christmas Carol: We've got a problem.
- Dingle Dave: A big one.
- Timmy Turner: I'm Christmas Carol, elf first class. This here is my associate, Dingle Dave.
- Dingle Dave: I have no class.
- Wanda: Carol.
- Christmas Carol: Wanda.
- Dingle Dave: Cosmo.
- Cosmo: Dingle.
- Both: Lousy Stinking Fairies.
- Cosmo and Wanda: Dirty Rotten Elves!
- Timmy Turner: Wait a minute. You guys know each other?
- Wanda: Unfortunately, we do.
- Dingle Dave: Who are you calling short?
- Cosmo: Bring it on, Jingle Boy!
- Crocker: What's this?
- Tootie: So, you guys are real life elves?
- Christmas Carol: Of course, we are.
- Dingle Dave: We lived a world in a better place.
- Tootie: So, you guys actually know the real Santa Claus?
- Crocker: A real Santa?
- Dingle Dave: I wouldn't be too excited for you, kid. Santa wants you to see you right away.
- Both: You're in big trouble, Timmy Turner.
- Girl: Mr. Turner, we've been expecting you. Welcome to the North Pole. Fairies.
- Cosmo and Wanda: Elves.
- Tootie: I'm sensing some very vibrations between you guys and the elves. What happened? This is supposed of time between peace and love.
- Girl: They know what they did to us.
- Wanda: What we did?
- Cosmo: Oh, that's rich coming from you.
- Timmy Turner: (Gasps) Whoa. What's that?
- Christmas Carol: Keep moving, people. We are on scheduled.
- Christmas Carol: Santa's workshop.
- Tootie: Amazing. Here you'll see.
- Dingle Dave: Over there, there's the command center.
- Wanda: Be careful, in there.
- Cosmo: My turn, next.
- Timmy Turner: Hey, what's this stuff?
- Both: Don't touch that.
- Santa Claus: Timmy Turner!
- Cosmo: Santa!
- Wanda: Santa!
- Santa Claus: I need a word with you! Timmy Turner...welcome to the North Pole. (Laughs)
- Timmy Turner: Thanks, Santa.
- Santa Claus: (Laughs) You must be Tootie...
- Tootie: You know my name!
- Santa Claus: But of course! And I know every present I've ever given you. Try me!
- Tootie: Ah...What did you get for me when I was 8?
- Santa Claus: A Professor Noggin's Chemistry set, and... ballerina shoes!
- Timmy Turner: Santa, what did you give for Christmas when I was six.
- Timmy Turner: I'm sorry, Santa. I guess I put everyone in the bad spot, huh?
- Santa: Here, have a candy cane.
- Santa: In your case, you'd better take two.
- Cosmo: Oh, no.
- Santa: So, now, do you understand, Timmy?
- Santa: Give me a second, Timmy.
- Carol: It's he?
- Tootie: Santa, are you okay?
- Timmy Turner: Santa Claus, did you get hurt?
- Santa Claus: Santa Claus? Who's Santa Claus? I'm the Easter Bunny!
- Jorgen: By the way, Merry Christmas. (Hands Timmy a present)
- Wanda: Jorgen?
- Cosmo: Ooh, presents.
- Both: Da Rules?
- Cosmo: You called that a scoff? This is a scoff.
- Tootie: Guys, guys, guys, why are you fighting about?
- Wanda: Fairies and Elves have been feuding for centuries.
- Dingle Dave: That's because fairies always ruined everything.
- Carol: Everyone, focus. Timmy becomes Santa Claus just might work.
- Timmy Turner: Really?
- Carol: Bring me, Santa's hat.
- Wanda: I'm so proud.
- Tootie: What's happening, Timmy?
- Boy: We've got a problem.
- Tootie: What is it?
- Boy: Timmy Turner can't be Santa Claus.
- Tootie: Why not?
- Boy: Because Timmy Turner is on the naughty list.
- Timmy Turner Me?
- Wanda: Look, how did Timmy end up on the naughty list?
- Dingle Dave: Maybe has something to do.
- Timmy Turner: No big deal. I can totally fix this mess. All I got to do is add Cosmo, Wanda, Poof zapped me out of the naughty list. Simple.
- Dingle Dave: If there's one thing is Fairies understand is simple.
- Cosmo: Oh, really?
- Cosmo: What's going on? I'm not getting any magic.
- Jorgen: Me neither. I've got no bars. I got to get outta here. I have people coming here tonight.
- Timmy Turner: How am I getting my name out of the naughty list?
- Dingle Dave: There's only one way.
- Tootie I'm going with you. We're the team.
- Cosmo: I'm allergic to danger.
- Wanda: You're coming too.
- Timmy Turner: Mr. Crocker, wh-what are you doing here?
- Boy: And here is also you're going to need this.
- Wanda: My wand is useless as Cosmo's invisibility helmet!
- Cosmo: I'm right here! (whispering) She can't see me.
- Dingle Jingle: Okay, that's it.
- Wanda: Burn.
- Dingle Save: Oh, yeah?
- Tootie: What was that?
- Elmer: Give me that. It is with great pleasure. That I here by decree Timmy Turner's off the naughty list.
- [The bridge collapses causing Timmy Turner to fall of the bridge.]
- Timmy Turner: Guess what, guys? I'm off the naughty list. (everyone cheers)
- Carol: Come on, we've got a job to do.
- Santa: Outta the way, Citizens. I'm here to save the day.
- Tootie: Timmy, you're right. If we work together, we can do this. Who's with us?
- All: We are!
- Timmy Turner: Oh, I couldn't done without you guys. Hey, we should do this again next year.
- Mr. Turner: (Gasps)
- Timmy's Parents: Thank you, Santa.
- Carol: Sorry, you didn't get off the naughty list. But that doesn't mean we can't give you a gift.
- Carol: On behalf of myself and all of the elves. I just want to thank you. Wanda, Cosmo and Poof, you've saved our lives and help Christmas for everyone.
- Tootie: Alright, can you finally tell us what you guys have been fighting about?
- Dingle Dave: I certainly can. 2, 000 years ago, the fairies borrowed our power drill and never returned it.
- Wanda: We did so. We left it on your back porch.
- Dingle Dave: Oh, yeah. Now that you mentioned that. You'll remember that. Whoops.
- Cosmo: Oh, by the way. It was broken when we got it.
- Tootie: That's it?
- Cosmo: Yeah.
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