F.L.A.R.G.

F.L.A.R.G. is an alien* holiday that must be celebrated or the aliens* appendix will explode. The holiday is never celebrated on their home planet though because- well you'll see why. (See G)

Days of F.L.A.R.G.
There are five days of F.L.A.R.G. and each letter represents a different day in F.L.A.R.G.

F.
The F in F.L.A.R.G. stands for fart. The aliens* basically fart all day.

L.
The L in F.L.A.R.G. stands for lie. The aliens* lie all day.

A.
The A in F.L.A.R.G. stands for amnesia. Whoever the aliens host is gets amnesia all day.

R.
The R in F.L.A.R.G. stands for Ranksgiving. In Ranksgiving the aliens* eat delicious food (which is discusting to the aliens) until they barf.

G.
The G in F.L.A.R.G. stands for Goodbye. Which not only says goodbye to F.L.A.R.G., but also to the planet that they celebrated it on. Now you see why F.L.A.R.G. is never celebrated at the alien's* home planet.