The Odd Couple/Quotes


 * Cosmo: Giant nagging goldfish dead ahead, sir!
 * Wanda: How many times have I told you, I don't nag!
 * Cosmo: Nagging!
 * Timmy Turner: Fire one!


 * Mrs. Turner: Timmy? What was that noise?
 * Timmy Turner: ...it wasn't a torpedo? (pushes torpedo shell behind him)
 * Mrs. Turner: Timmy Turner, I sent you up here to clean your room, just wait until your father gets...
 * Mr. Turner: ...home early? Did I hear my name being used threateningly?


 * Mr. Turner: (to his wife) Oh man, you're so beautiful when you're angry!
 * Mrs. Turner: Oh, honey, and you're beautiful when you're telling me I'm beautiful and angry! I've completely forgotten my rage towards Timmy!


 * Timmy: Wow, did you see that? When Dad got all mushy, Mom forgot how angry she was!
 * Wanda: And speaking of angry, which of you idiots fired a torpedo at me?
 * (Cosmo raises his wand and poofs up gifts and balloons for Wanda)
 * Wanda: Oh Cosmo, you're so romantic! I've completely forgotten my rage toward Timmy and/or Cosmo!


 * (to a pianist that plays dramatic music when she is introduced)
 * Vicky: STOP FOLLOWING ME!


 * Timmy: Don't I have a choice in this?
 * Vicky: You have two choices.... Clean every toilet in this house, or... DRINK OUT OF THEM!


 * (Cosmo and Wanda are toilet cleaning products)
 * Cosmo: Hey, why am I the cleanser? You're the abrasive one!
 * (Timmy grabs Wanda and uses her to scrub the toilet)
 * Cosmo: Oh no, our relationship is in the toilet!


 * Vicky: Wow, there is nothing to distract me from my rage! Hahaha!


 * Timmy: That's it! I wish Vicky had a boyfriend... but not just any boyfriend, the perfect boyfriend for Vicky, so she'll be too distracted to be mean anymore!


 * (Vicky answers the front door)
 * Vicky: Who are you and what do you want?
 * Ricky: Hi, I'm Ricky. I'm selling magazines door to door so I can pay my way through medical school, and I saw this sign that said cute girl wants hot fresh magazines.
 * Vicky: But these are the Turner's magazines! ...Hey, you stole these magazines out of the Turner's mailbox, and are trying to sell them to me to make a quick buck! (hearts form) ...and I thought you were just a pretty face!


 * Timmy: Hey, what's going on?
 * Vicky and Ricky: (simultaneously) Go to bed...
 * (They look at each other, and then back to Timmy)
 * Vicky and Ricky: (simultaneously) TWERP!
 * (They look at each other again)
 * Vicky and Ricky: (simultaneously) Where have you been all my life?