Denzel Crocker/Quotes


 * "FAIRY GODPARENTS! "


 * "F! F's FOR EVERYONE!"


 * "Good news, Turner, you've taken F to a new level! I'm going to give you A SUPER F!"


 * "Those people would assume it's the work of the hacker..."


 * "If they survive, they're FAIRIES! If they don't, I have TENURE!"


 * "There's only one explanation: Turner must have ignored Tootie's multiple birthday invitations, thus ruining her birthday. Feeling guilty, he impulsively loans her his FAIRY GODPARENTS!"


 * "Is it a D? Is it an E? No! It's Super F!!!"


 * "It's an F-a-palooza!"


 * "Curse this obsolete one month old technology!"


 * "Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to teach!"


 * [Principal Waxelplax has locked everyone inside the classroom] "No! I can't be locked in a room with children! I'm not a people person! I'm barely a person!" [ducks behind his desk] "HELP!"

Crocker's Mom: Denzel! Would you like your stupid two bit dessert? I made your stupid two bit favorite!
 * Denzel Crocker: Stupid two bit room! Stupid two bit van! Stupid two bit life!


 * (to Jimmy Neutron) Another reality avoidance costume, eh Turner? Very well. Since you're clearly Timmy Turner, here's your daily F!!"
 * Jimmy: "AHHHHH!! An F!! IT BURNS, Auggggh!!"


 * "Good news children, the F's are in! Mmmm, smell those hot, fresh F's!"


 * "What? This is impossible! A.J. got every answer wrong! This is the kind of grade I would expect to give Turner... who got an A! This has to be the work of... FAIRY GODPARENTS!"


 * "High marks for the Death-to-Turner motif."


 * "Goodnight Mother! I'm off to hunt fairies.....disguised as aliens!"


 * "Excuse me while I hit my head while changing all of Turner's F's to A. OW! A! OW! A! OW! A!"


 * [while high on sugar, extremely fast] "F, F, F, F, F, A for AJ, F! And now I'm off to run a marathon! But first...FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS!"

Crocker's Clone: "There's no escape Mr. Turner." Crocker's Clone #2: "Oh,I should have said that." Crocker's Clone: "No, I should!" Crocker: "Oh,we're gorgeous. So what!"
 * "There's no escape Mr. Turner"


 * "Riddle me this, class! How does a 23-year-old man still manage to stay in the fifth grade all these years? How'd he do it? How is it even possible, hmmm? Yes! [snaps fingers] Now I remember! He has FAIRY GODPARENTS!! Ohh..."


 * "Oh, they will, Turner. See, I know you're being childlike in order to keep your FAIRIES! But soon I will catch them. And then, it will be I, Mr. Denzel Crocker, who will be making the wishes around here!!! *Ahem* So go on... make a wish. I dare you."


 * "And that's what the erudites call EXISTENCIALISM!!"


 * "Fairy godparents exist.. Yes they do!"


 * "Go Timmy's dad!"