Dad Overboard (transcript)

[Timmy and his Mom and Dad are on vacation. Mom and Dad are moving back and forth with smiles, while Timmy is bored]

Mr. Turner: Hey, Turner family. This is gonna be the greatest vacation EVER!! One whole week at the golden carcass luxury hotel in Cuzon, Arizona

Timmy: (moaning)

Wanda: (in her goldfish form) Oh, what's wrong, sport? You don't seem too excited.

Timmy: It's just that my dad gets lost on the way to every vacation, (He reads the map, showing mountains, a cactus and a swimming pool. He looks out the window, scene turns into icy cold region with penguins) Dad, I don't think we're in the desert

Mr. Turner: Eh, what makes you say that, Timmy?

[The Turner car passes by Santa's Workshop at the North Pole]

Timmy: We've just passed Santa's workshop?

Elves: Merry Christmas. Huh

[The Turner car smashed into the workshop, running over lots of elves as they drove through, one elf was stuck on the turner's windshield and fell off eventually]

Mrs. Turner: Timmy's right. [taking off her sunglasses] We're lost.

Mr. Turner: Nonsense, honey. Men had GPSs for brains. We never go the wrong way.

[Unfortinately, Turner smashed through signs that read "WRONG WAY", after that, They fall off a cliff and into a whale, which squirts them to a deserted island]

The Turners: WRONG WAY! AHHHH

[The Turner car slammed to the ground and was smashed to pieces]

Mr. Turner: Another elf on the windshield, and another vacation gone HORRIBLY WRONG! Just like our trip to Mount St. Dimmsdale

[Flashback shows the Turner car riding up a hill towars Mt. St. Dimmsdale, however, they went into the volcano. Lucky they didn't get burned]

Turners: (screams)

[Scene returns to Mr. Turner lying in despair]

Mr. Turner: And our trip to the Big Apple

[Another flashback shows the same routine, except to New York City]

Mr. Turner: And our trip to Dragon Country Safari

[Yet another flashback shows the same routine, except in the safari where the dragon in the castle burns the Turners before they dropped into the volcano]