Take and Fake/Quotes

This page contains character quotations and dialogue from the episode Take and Fake.

Quotes

 * Timmy: [to his faires] Wait, you guys got invited to Trixie's party? She doesn't even know you exist!
 * Cosmo: We could say the same thing about you.

Mr. Turner: Like everyone else in town, we got invited to Trixie's costume party! I'm going as a beautiful woman!
 * Wanda: Don't worry Timmy, I bet Trixie didn't invite a lot of people to her party.
 * {Mr. Turner puts on a costume of Mrs. Turner, who in turn puts on a costume of Mr. Turner)
 * Mrs. Turner: So am I!
 * (Timmy's parents laugh and leave)
 * Timmy: I can't believe even my parents are going. Why wasn't I invited!?
 * Cosmo: I don't know Timmy, you're a great guy. Check out this chart of your awesome attributes!
 * Timmy: It's blank.
 * Cosmo: Yeah, that could be the problem.


 * Timmy: You know Mark, this party is the perfect opportunity for you to ditch the iFake and go as yourself. I mean, your Yugopotamian form would be the perfect costume!
 * Mark Chang: Mark Chang in the buff? In the raw? Au naturel? Brah, that's genius! Your welcome to hang out here while I'm at the par-tay, just mess the place up before you leave. Laters!


 * Wanda: I love costume parties! It's the one time we can go out as ourselves without anybody knowing we're-
 * Mr. Crocker: FAIRIES!


 * Mrs. Turner: This should be a great evening.
 * Mr. Turner: No Timmy, and free shrimp! It'll be awesome!
 * (Mr. and Mrs. Turner meet Trixie)
 * Mrs. Turner: Hey, that's a great costume! You look just like a bratty stuck up snotty little rich girl.
 * (Trixie glares them and Mr. and Mrs. Turner are carried out by security)
 * Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Nooo!


 * Trixie Tang: Thanks for coming everyone, now have fun while I mingle politely and criticize everyone's costumes.
 * (Trixie walks past Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Vicky, the Mayor of Dimmsdale, Chompy, and Mark Chang)
 * Trixie: Lame. Boring. Boring. Lame.
 * (Trixie encounters a Transformer that shape shifts in front of her)
 * Trixie: So last year.


 * Trixie: Come on, people! Where's the costume that's going to WOW me?
 * (Timmy, costumed as Rex Perfection, makes his entrance, his smile brings someone's dead plant costume to life)
 * Trixie: Wow, as we snooty rich girls say, he's new boyfriend handsome!
 * (Trixie floats down the stairs to Timmy)
 * Timmy: Greetings, fair maiden. I'm Rex Perfection, but you can call me... Rex Perfection!


 * Trixie: Rex, your hand is so...
 * (Timmy's iFake malfuctions, turning him into a giant gorilla)
 * Trixie: Hairy!?


 * Mr. Crocker: [noticing Rex Perfection] Boy that kid's perfect, as we say in my business, he's gym teacher handsome.


 * Trixie: [Rex Perfection changes into Mark while she's kissing him] Eww, get away ugly loser! You're Mr. Crocker hideous!
 * Mr. Crocker: I heard that!


 * Mark Chang: And then I said... the Aristocrats!
 * (Mark and his entourage laugh and then Timmy costumed as Mark bumps into him)
 * Mark Chang: Awesome cost-u-may dude! As we say on my planet, you're Mark Chang handsome! Wait a minute...


 * Timmy: Mark, you've got to help change me back!
 * Mark Chang: And leave my harem, are you nuts?
 * (The girls Mark Chang is with unzip their costume, revealing themselves to be middle aged men)
 * Mark Chang: Perhaps I could spare a moment or two.


 * Timmy: So you really wanted me at your party?
 * Trixie: Of course I did! You're dreamy!
 * (She unzips her costume to reveal it's really Tootie)
 * Tootie: Now pucker up, lover boy! Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah-
 * Timmy: Ahh! Guys, a little help!?
 * (Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands and Tootie is launched away by one of Trixie's traps)
 * Tootie: Ahh! I don't care what my therapist says, I will always love you Timmy Turner!


 * Timmy: Trixie, any chance you really are happy I came to your party?
 * (Trixie pulls back a lever and Timmy is launched by Trixie's trap)
 * Timmy: Ahh! I don't care what my therapist says, I will always love you Trixie Tang!
 * (Timmy lands in distant trash barrels with Tootie)
 * Tootie: Hi Timmy! Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah-
 * Timmy: AHHHH!