Talk:Mr. Turner/@comment-76.120.127.225-20111102041305

I know Mr.Turner's real first name. This is not a joke. Come on, you know you're curious. You know you want to. Just click the reply button and say "I wish I knew what Mr. Turner's first name is!" in that wording, capitalization, and punctuation, and I will tell you. This only takes a second to do, so what have you got to lose besides a lack of knowledge? P.S. THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER. DO NOT REPOST THIS TO RANDOM PAGES. Oh, and watch out for the alien goo.