The Boy Who Would Be Queen (transcript)

(Episode starts in the school yard. Timmy, Elmer, Chester and AJ are sitting at a picnic bench. Timmy is watching television on a small screen in his hands, while his friends all eat their sandwiches in sync.)

Elmer: Any idea what they're talking about?

(Elmer, Chester and AJ glance over at Trixie and Veronica)

Trixie and Veronica: Bla bla, shopping! Bla bla, clothes! Bla bla, hair! Bla bla, boy bands! Bla bla, we'll never notice you!

AJ: No, I don't speak girl.

Timmy: No, Roderick! Don't do it! She'll betray you again! (On his television screen, a man opens a box with a ring in it and a lady smiles at him.)

Elmer: Timmy sir, are you watching one of those dumb, girly soap operas?

Timmy: Hey! There's plenty of action on this show!

Man onscreen: We'll be back with more of the Kissy Kissy Goo Goo romance hour right after this! (blows a kiss at the camera, and Timmy blows one back)

(Elmer, Chester and AJ are staring at Timmy, looking shocked)

Timmy: What? I like the writing.

Trixie: (waving an invitation in the air) Bla bla, bla bla bla!

Timmy: Dude, what's she saying? What's she saying?

AJ: Hang on! (pulls out a machine with headphones) Let me use my girl-to-geek translator!

Trixie: Bla bla bla, bla bla! Bla bla bla, who, bla bla bla, didn't, bla bla bla, get invited to to my birthday party tomarrow?

(Timmy, Elmer, Chester and AJ raise their hands)

Trixie: (ripping up the invitations) Well, that's everybody who's anybody!

Chester: Great, another year, another Trixie Tang birthday party we didn't get invited to.

Timmy: Not this time. Watch this. (gets up out of his seat and walks over to Trixie) Hi, Trixie! (notices he is still raising his hand and quickly puts it down) Bla bla bla! Bla bla bla bla bla bla!

Trixie: Any idea what he's saying?

Veronica: Nope. I don't speak geek.

Timmy: Too bad we can't come to your party, bla bla bla, because I got you a, bla bla, really great gift!

Trixie: I heard that! (snaps her fingers and Veronica hands her more invitations) Here you go, Tommy! The party's tomarrow, and don't forget my gift! (Trixie hands Timmy the invitations, and Veronica sticks her tongue out at Timmy before both girls leave)

Chester: Great lie, dude!

AJ: He's right! You don't have a gift for Trixie.

Timmy: Yet! Now all I have to do is impress her with the right gift, and she'll never forget my name again!

Girl onscreen: Roderick! Could you ever forgive me?

(To be continued)