Transcript:I Dream of Cosmo

Timmy: Hey, Sparky. Wanna play fetch?

Sparky: If you're up for it, sure. (takes out baseball from behind his back) Fetch! (throws baseball into the opened window into an attic and breaks something) Yay! I broke something on my first try! I'm good at fetch!

Timmy: My parents'll flip

Sparky: (starts floating with his tail up) We gotta get it back.

(Everybody poofs to the attic)

Timmy: Whoa, the attic is a mess. (Camera zooms out to let us see the entire attic) We'll never find the ball.

Cosmo: Ooh, a lamp. Maybe the ball fell in here. (gets in the lamp) Ooh, dark in here. Ironic for a lamp.

Wanda: Gee, sport. Your mom has a lot of ball gowns.

Mr. Turner (not in picture): I hear the rustle of taffeta. Who's playing with my ball gowns? (Wanda, Poof, and Sparky changes into something and Timmy closes the chest where Cosmo is) Timmy, what are you doing in my dress-up room? I mean, man cave.

Timmy: Man cave? There's only a folding chair, an A.M. radio, and some cough drops.

Mr. Turner: I'd have a better man cave if I didn't have so many grown-up responsibilities. (sobs) B-b-but it's okay. You and--and your mother and--and all the money you need are very important to me. (continues sobbing)

Timmy: Okay, well, I'm just gonna awkwardly head back to my room. Should anyone be LOOKING FOR ME! (Wanda, Poof, and Sparky disappear)

Man on A.M. Radio: And now back to our program, Today's Ball Gowns.

Mr. Turner: This is the manly life. (Chair breaks aparts) Aah! Oh, who am I kidding? How will I ever get enough money to turn this pathetic attic into a REAL man cave? (cries)

Cosmo (still in the lamp in the chest): Does anyone have a cough drop? It's dusty in here.

(Mr. Turner opens the chest, looks and takes out the lamp, turns it upside-down, shakes it, and Cosmo comes out hitting his head on the wooden floor)

Mr. Turner: Ooh! A genie in a lamp. Maybe he can lend me the money.

Cosmo: I'm a genie?

Mr. Turner: Well, the only things that fall out of lamps are genies and dead silverfish. And dead silverfish can't make your dreams come true. Ugh, learned that the hard way. So you (Cosmo) must be a genie. Grant me a wish! Grant! Grant!

Cosmo: So my name is "Grant" then. "One wish coming up," Grant said.

Mr, Turner: Wait a minute. (Cosmo float up) You have a wand? You must be part witch, part genie. (gasps) You're a magic weenie!

(Timmy, Wanda, Poof, and Sparky run to Timmy's room)

Timmy: Wait a minute, where's Cosmo? Oh, no! I hope my dad doesn't find him.

Mr. Turner (not in picture): I found a magic weenie!

Timmy: Oh, no. We're gotta get up there.

Wanda: Oh, I don't know, Timmy. Your father and Cosmo in the same room together? It might be safer to just pack up and move to Mexico.

Sparky: Mexico? I know a guy down there who can set us up.

Timmy: Let's see what's going on in the attic first. (Wanda poofs them outside, looks in attic)

Cosmo: So what does a weenie do?