Old Man and the C-/Quotes


 * Wink Winkydink: Who was the first president of the United States?
 * Mr. Turner: Sea Cucumber!
 * Wink Winkydink: Wow that couldn't have been anymore wrong! Who was the first man on the moon?
 * Mr. Turner: Sea Cucumber!
 * Wink Winkydink: Wow, super wrong again! Third question: what kind of cucumber lives in the sea?
 * Mr. Turner: Neil Armstrong!


 * Timmy: How come you're not as bright as a sixth grader?
 * Mr. Turner: Because...I dropped out of school in the fifth grade!
 * Timmy: [with wide eyes] You can do that?


 * Timmy: I gotta say guys, I may hate school...
 * Cosmo: But?
 * Timmy: No, that was it.


 * Mr. Crocker: Hooray! Another Turner I can humiliate! Good thing I used mother's medicine money to develope my dual F blaster!
 * [Mr. Crocker fires his blaster but Mr. Turner ducks and the F only hits Timmy]
 * Mr. Turner: Nice try, Mr. Crocker. But I'm gonna finish school and make my son proud, even if it kills him!


 * Mr. Crocker: [after Mr. Turner gives him macaroni] Thanks Turner!
 * Timmy: Hey, I'm Turner!
 * Mr. Crocker: Not anymore! From now on you're Becky [gives Timmy a 'Becky' nametag] The name Turner belongs my new favorite student, Timmy's Dad!


 * Mr. Turner: I can watch TV whenever I want. I don't have a bedtime. And I can drive!
 * Elmer: [to Timmy] Becky, your dad gave us macaroni and told us how neat it is to be a grown up!


 * Mrs. Turner: [to Mr. Turner] Honey, you should be in school! And you just toilet papered your own house!
 * Mr. Turner: Aaah! Crazy old Mrs. Turner saw us! Run!


 * Mrs. Turner: Why is there a jukebox in my kitchen?


 * Mr. Turner: [to Chester, Elmer and Sanjay] Let's go burn some rubber on crazy old Mrs. Turner lawn!
 * Mrs. Turner: I'm right here!


 * Melvin: You guys are too cool for school!
 * Mr. Turner: Oh shut it Melvin!