It's Great To Be A Guy

It's Great To Be A Guy is a song sung in the episode Love Struck

Lyrics
All the males: It's great to be a man It's swell to be a guy

Timmy and Cosmo: To scratch and dig And pick and itch And no one asks us why

Timmy: We like to fight

Cosmo: We like to race

All the males: We grow our hair On every place

Mr. Turner: And everybody knows It's wrong to cry

All the males: It's great to be a hairy, smelly guy

Timmy: It's great to be a male It rocks to be a dude

Timmy and Cosmo: To eat and burp And fart and spit And kill all of your food

Male: We like to hit We like to punch

Mr. Turner: Do we like corn?

Another male: I've got a hunch

Timmy, Cosmo, and Mr. Turner: And we like launching missiles in the sky

All the males: It's great to be a hairy, smelly

Cosmo: Check it out I've got a belly

All the males: Great to be a hairy, smelly guy

Cosmo: Left! Left! Left! Left! Left!

Timmy: It's great to be a guy That's why I sing this song

Cosmo: But I can't help But stop and think That maybe something's wrong

Timmy: But I've got meat And I got fire

Cosmo: There's nothing else that I require

All the males: Except perhaps a massive pizza pie Because it's great to be a guy G-U-Y Yes, Guy! [Burp]