A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner!/Quotes

Quotes

 * [First lines of the movie]
 * Wanda: He's so cute when he sleeps!
 * Cosmo: Our little angel!
 * Wanda: Shh, don't wake him up!
 * Both: Happy birthday, Timmy!
 * Timmy: Wanda? Cosmo? What are you guys, crazy?
 * Wanda: You're a grown man still wearing horsey pajamas and you're asking us if we're crazy?
 * Cosmo: Crazy with excitement!


 * Timmy: Yep, my birthdays just keep getting better every year, thanks to you guys!
 * Wanda: Don't we always have the best time?
 * Cosmo: I can't tell time!


 * Jorgen: Timmy Turner! This is the last birthday party you and your fairies will ever have together! [gives Timmy a present] By the way, happy birthday.
 * Timmy: [opening his present] Da Rules?
 * Jorgen: Yes! And look at this, right here! Page 14-38, paragraph 3, subsection D!
 * Timmy: [reading] "A godchild loses his fairies when he grows up..." Not me.
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Yay!
 * Timmy: "...he leaves home..." Not me.
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Yeah!
 * Timmy: "...or experiences life's true magic - love." [Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof gasp]
 * Jorgen: Well?
 * Timmy: Again, not me. The only girl I've ever kissed was Tootie. It was thirteen years ago, it was forced upon me, and I did not enjoy it.
 * Cosmo: Look out!
 * [A thought balloon of young Tootie making a kissy face appears beside Timmy's head; Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Jorgen all grimace at it]
 * Timmy: Anyway, she moved away and no one ever saw her again. So, love - not even an issue.
 * Wanda: True! According to Timmy's Love Meter, he's not in love!
 * Jorgen: This is not a game! The longer you keep Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, the more you put them in danger of being exposed or captured.
 * Timmy: Like I said, not an issue! Relax; have some cake.
 * Jorgen: Keep your cake for the inevitable fairy-go-bye-bye party! I will find a way. I will make you grow up! I am Jorgen, the most powerful fairy ever!! [disappears]
 * Cosmo: Can I have some cake?


 * Timmy: [regarding his parents' birthday gifts for him] The want ads?
 * Mr. Turner: [gasps] Really? Ooh! They need unskilled workers at that new dynamite factory! Sounds exciting and dangerous!


 * [After Timmy collides with Vicky's sign]
 * Vicky: Well, look who it is trashing my day care center - the biggest twerp in Dimmsdale, Timmy Turner!
 * Timmy: Yeecch. Icky Vicky. [kids giggle] Still molding young minds, I see.
 * [The kids start shaking their squirtable cheese containers]
 * Vicky: Don't you shake your ba-bas at me! It's not snack time till I say it's snack time!
 * Timmy: And nothing enhances snacktime like moldy rotten string cheese in your ba-bas, huh kids?
 * [The kids start squirting their string cheese at Vicky.]
 * Vicky: Aaaaahhh! This isn't over, Timmy Turner!


 * Mr. Crocker: Riddle me this, class! How does a 23-year-old man still manage to stay in the fifth grade all these years? How'd he do it? How is it even possible, hmmm?
 * Katie: Oh boy, here we go.
 * Mr. Crocker: Yes! [snaps fingers] Now I remember! He has... [children gasp and cover their ears] ...FAIRY GODPARENTS!! FAIRY GODPARENTS!! FAIRY GODPARENTS!! Ohh...
 * Timmy: Well, I've been in this class for thirteen years. How come no one's ever seen these fairy godparents?
 * Mr. Crocker: Oh, they will, Turner. See, I know you're remaining childlike in order to keep your FAIRIES! But I'll play along with your little game, 'cause soon I will catch them. And then, it will be I, Mr. Denzel Crocker, who will be making the wishes around here!!! *Ahem* Go on... make a wish. I dare you.
 * Timmy: OK. [Cosmo, Wanda and Poof appear as the badges on Timmy's backpack] I wish you had the atomic runs.
 * Mr. Crocker: [makes uncomfortable noises] Oooh. I need to use the restroom. Silent study until I return! Enjoy this one, Turner... because it will be your last.


 * Katie: Best day ever! Crocker has diarrhea.
 * Ravi: And school has let out early due to impending tornadoes...
 * Howie: ...when it's totally sunny out! Crazy, huh, Mouse?
 * Timmy: Crazy? If gettin' out of school early on my birthday and having more time to be a kid is crazy, well then people, slap me in a straightjacket!


 * Cosmo: We're so proud of you, Timmy!
 * Wanda: We'll always be together.
 * Timmy: You got that right! There's nothing in this world that I'd ever give you guys up for.
 * [Suddenly, Timmy sees Tootie walking by and is so lovestruck by her that he doesn't see where he's going and collides with a mailbox, falling off his bike.]
 * Cosmo: Timmy! Are you okay?
 * Timmy: Yeah.
 * Cosmo: Good! Then can we do it again? It was fun!


 * Wanda: Timmy's staring at that girl!
 * Cosmo: I'll give him a slushee! [makes a slushee appear in Timmy's hand] See? It worked! [Timmy starts sipping the slushee and continues staring at Tootie] Oh wait, he's still staring.


 * Tootie: There's nothing wrong with the old Dimmsdale! And there's nothing wrong with the Dimmsdale Dogwood...
 * [Magnate snaps his fingers and his two goons start chasing Tootie. Timmy watches as she flips over a police line barrier and rushes towards the Dogwood tree.]
 * Timmy: Nice move!
 * Tootie: ...the tree I grew up with and climbed in this very park!
 * Magnate: Listen, sister Suzie Saffron Wheat-Grassgulper, whatever your tree-hugging name is, you don't wanna mess around with Hugh J. Magnate Jr. So why don't you just toddle off to your yurt or wherever home is.
 * Tootie: This is home. I was raised right here in Dimmsdale! And the name's not Saffron Sippin' Wheat-Grass Gurglin' anything, it's Tootie!
 * [Timmy does a spit take and Cosmo and Wanda's eyes pop]
 * Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda: Tootie!?
 * Cosmo: Here it comes again!
 * [A thought balloon of young Tootie giggling appears beside Timmy's head]
 * Magnate: I suggest you move your conifer-kissing keister, missy.
 * Tootie: Not gonna happen. Not if you're gonna knock down this tree.
 * Magnate: Well, have it your way. Boys! Tear down this tree.
 * Timmy: She is awesome!
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Awesome?!


 * Wanda: What's the matter, Timmy? Sad that your birthday's over?
 * Timmy: I think I need to go to the doctor. My stomach's all in knots, and my heart is racing.
 * Cosmo: [turns into a doctor] Dr. Cosmo in the hizzouse! Ahh, no fever. [putting on a glove] Time for a full exam!
 * Wanda: You've been acting sick since you saw Tootie in the park yesterday.
 * Timmy: Sick? No, I just have a cold or something. Still, she's so brave, so sure of herself.
 * Wanda: [looks at the Love Meter] Oh no! You're falling in love with Tootie; that means you're growing up and you'll lose us forever!
 * Timmy: Uh-oh!
 * Cosmo: It also means I don't get to use the glove, doesn't it?


 * Wanda: Cosmo, we got to stop [Tootie] before she breaks up our family!
 * Cosmo: For once, I agree with your shrill, commanding and authoritative voice! [Wanda glares at him] I mean, I love you!


 * Tootie: You know what I wish for?
 * Timmy: No.
 * Tootie: I wish that we could help rebuild the park around the Dimmsdale Dogwood. You know, the way it used to be when we were kids.
 * Timmy: Wow. Nice wish. I mean, 'cause it's not a wish for yourself. You don't really hear wishes like that everyday.


 * [Cosmo and Wanda transform themselves into humans]
 * Wanda: Oh my gosh, we're humans! And look! I've got legs... that need to be shaved. Ewwww.
 * Cosmo: Woo, and I've got underarm hair! I'm definitely not shaving that.


 * Cosmo: Good evening, everyone. We're your perfectly normal not-magic-fairy human waiters with unbelievably super-hairy legs and underarms!


 * Timmy: What are you guys doing? And what have you done to yourselves?
 * Cosmo: We're waiters! 'Course, it's just a stepping stone on our path to becoming actors. STELLA!!


 * Katie: Hey Timmy, we were gonna go get ice cream. Wanna come?
 * Timmy: No thanks. I'm good, surprisingly.
 * Howie: But you always want ice cream!
 * Ravi: How about you wanna not come but give us some money for ice cream? [Timmy tosses him some money] He's totally distracted, which means we can keep the change!


 * Howie: Check it out!
 * Katie: [The goons have] got Tootie!
 * Ravi: And I got tooty-fruity with hot fudge. I mean, we have to help her!


 * Howie: Timmy, are you okay?
 * Timmy: What happened?
 * Howie: Tootie got kidnapped by a bunny in Magnate's limo!
 * Ravi: And there is no change. The ice cream came to exactly $20.


 * Vicky: Hey twerp! Thought you might like a slice of my faceplant pizza!


 * Timmy: I'm a full-fledged adult now. Tomorrow, I'm even buying deodorant.

Cosmo: Don't Forget to Feed The Dog ! Wanda: Cosmo, He Doesn't Have a Dog ! Cosmo: Well, I if you Get one, Don't Forget to Feed it ! Timmy: Wait, I'm Going to miss you Guys Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof: Goodbye Timmy !