Fairly OddPet (transcript)


 * [Camera shows at sign saying "Dimmsdale Pet Park" and the camera moves to people with cats, dogs, parrots, and other pets and animal noises are heard. A man appears to have a bulldog, to to have a poodle, and Timmy Turner passes by on a scooter.]
 * Timmy: Do you know what I just realized? [Gear turns to Poof, Cosmo and Wanda]
 * Cosmo: That your fly is open? I already noticed because I changed into your scooter seat. Sometimes even I marble at the terrrible choices I make.
 * Timmy: No, I realized that everyone in Dimmsdale has a pet but me! Mr. Crocker has a parrot.
 * Mr. Crocker: [In tree, parrot on his arm] FAIRIES!
 * Mr. Crocker's Parrot: FAIRIES!
 * Mr. Crocker: FAIRIES!
 * Mr. Crocker's Parrot: FAIRIES!
 * Mr. Crocker: Do I really sound like that? No wonder I don't have a girfriend. And why am I in a tree? [Timmy drives by]
 * Timmy: Even my dad has a pet rock.
 * 'Timmy's Dad: [at home'] OK, Rockie, this is Dinkleberg's scent. [pulls out Timmy's shirt, Dad dosen't notice]  Seek him! [Throws rock over his fence and reaches Dinkleberg. However, the rock smells Dinkleberg and flings the opposite way. The rock passes by Dad, and hits the fairies and Timmy. The screen says "ROCK!" Timmy flings over the sky and the rock returns to Dad]''
 * Timmy's Dad: Bad Rockie! Oh, wait, this is Timmy's shirt!
 * [Timmy flings to a window and it is full moon. Screen goes to Dad, where it is day.]
 * Timmy's Dad: Eh, that's weird. It's 3:00 and it's full moon! [At Timmy's room]
 * Timmy: It's not just fair! [Scooter and gear turn to Timmy's fish.] Why am I the only person in Dimmsdale who dosen't have a pet?
 * Wanda: Timmy, I know you want a pet. But let's face, your track record with animals is bad.
 * Timmy: Oh really? I would like to see some documented