Chester McBadbat/Quotes


 * "Boys like comic books; girls like dolls. Boys like video games; girls like makeup. We're DIFFERENT! THAT'S WHY WE HAVE DIFFERENT BATHROOMS! (sees Veronica in the boys' bathroom because there is no girls' bathroom) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


 * (after Timmy sees Chester's mailbox broken on the ground and says: "Isn't that your mailbox?") "NOT AGAIN!!"


 * "OH NO!!!! There is a tornado, and I live in a trailer park! Oh, they told me this would happen, BUT I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEM!!!!


 * (disguised as a girl so he and A.J. can avoid couple-skating) You better call me after this.
 * "Hey, hey, hey! Watch the hands!"


 * "Those tickets were impossible to get! I know, I've tried!"


 * A.J.: "Look at all the cheese he ate in fourth grade!" Chester: "No wonder he was constipated the entire year!"


 * (in his torn Squirrel Scouts uniform, facing off with a coyote) "And now, you're about to get your "Beaten By A Chester" badge."


 * "The meat is more sweet when flattened on the street."


 * "NOOOO! I'm allergic to girls!!!!"


 * "Girls give me the hives!!"


 * "Nobody makes a fool out of Chester McBadbat! ...Except for the school system, the government, and every girl I've ever met!"