Pipe Down! (transcript)

[Turner's living room, Timmy was about to finish his Locko Building Blocks Eiffel Tower Set ]

Timmy: [shaking his flag as he started to put it at the top of the Eiffel Tower] Easy, easy...

[A loud meteor warning started.]

Timmy: Gah!! [falls down, his Eiffel Tower destroyed, Timmy turns to the TV]

Chet Ubetcha: [touching the meteor warning button, making another meteor warning] I'm Chet Ubetcha, and that was a test of an emergency meteor warning system. But it was just a test.

[Cosmo and Wanda poofed to Timmy's side]

Cosmo: Yeah, and if there was a meteor that's coming. I'm gonna go like this... AHHH! Ohmygosh! A Meteor!? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

[Timmy and Wanda looked at each other, in confusion]

[Scene changes to Turners Kitchen]

Timmy: [After rebuilding his Eiffel Tower Building Blocks set, up to where he was about to finish.] easy... easy...

Vicky: [Open the window] TWERP!!!!! [and then shuts the window

[Vicky shut the windows so loud, it made Timmy and his Eiffel Tower collapse again]

Vicky: (evil laugh)

[Scene returns to Timmy Turner's room, Timmy once again up to the point where he stopped. Before putting on the flag, Timmy looked for interruptions, his window and doors were constructed, and his radio was turned off. Timmy happily finishes his Eiffel Towel, but then...]

Mr. Turner [opens the door] Hey, Timmy

Timmy: AAH

Mr. Turner: Come on, Let's do charades

[Mr. Turner slams the door, causing the Eiffel Tower to collapse once again. Mr. Turner takes Timmy to his living room.]

Timmy: HEY! I was doing something.

Dad: And now, you're doing something else, playing a nice, brandly not competitive, game of charades with our good friends, The Dinklebergs [Dinklebergs smile].

Timmy: But you HATE the Dinklebergs [Dinklebergs confused]

Dad: Well, not around. But since they're visiting, I love them. [Dinklebergs change their surprise back to smiles]

Dad: [talks to Mom, (his wife)] How does this... charades thing work?

Timmy: But Dad, what about the Charades awards that you won days ago

Dad: Hey, woah... Are you insisting that this is all part of a sinister plot to invite the Dinklebergs over, to play a game of charades? Hahahahaha... Kids

The Boy Dinkleberg: I know, that's why we don't have them.

Dad: Hahahahah, me too

Mom: Alright, let's play charades.

Dad: (whispering to Timmy and Mom) Alright, you guys, Remember the rules of charades? This means sounding (pulls his ear) thismeans, two words (pulls up two fingers), and this means You got it (touching his nose), Now, let's show the Dinklebergs how we Turners are the BEST CHARADES PLAYER EVER!!

[1.25 seconds later]

Mr. Turner: YOU ARE THE WORST CHARADE PLAYER EVER!!

Dinkleberg: Thanks for the trophies, Turner [Dinkleberg went out the door]

Dad: This [he waves his hands] is not a bulldozer, This [jogging] is not a fudgesicle, and HOW [sitting and stretching] IS THIS GHOSTBUSTERS 2!!?

Timmy: But...

Mr. Turner: No buts! Go to your room!

[Timmy Turner's room, Timmy is furious]

Wanda: Aw... cheer up, sport.

Cosmo: Yeah, let us play a game of charades with you, I'll go first. [he wishes himself as a horse] What am I?

Timmy: You're a horse?

Cosmo: NO! I'm a stripe-less zebra, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU!? YOU'RE THE WORST CHARADES PLAYER EVER!

Wanda: Stop yelling at Timmy!

Timmy: Stop yellling at Cosmo!

Wanda: Well, Stop yelling at me, for yelling at Cosmo, for yelling at you!

Timmy: Stop yelling at me, for yelling at you, for yelling at Cosmo, for yelling at me!

Wanda: Stop yelling at me, for yelling at you, for yelling at me, for yelling at Cosmo, for yelling at you!

Cosmo: Stop yelling at Timmy, for yelling at Wanda, for yelling at me, for blah, blah, blah...

Timmy: THAT'S IT!! I AM SICK OF YELLING! I"M SICK OF THE NOISE! I WANT COMPLETE AND UTTER SILENCE! AND PUT IT IN WISH FORM!

[Cosmo and Wanda made the wish, and every sound in earth is muted]

[Timmy's room, Morning]

[The alarm clock rang 7:00, but Timmy didn't hear it, because no sound was coming]

Timmy: [42 minutes later, he wakes up, terrified at the time he was late 7:45, looked at his alarm clock, Put his ear, close at the radio No ring, tries to break the alarm clock to shut it up]

C&W: [snoring silently]

Timmy: [trying to say, Cosmo, Wanda, wake up, wake up, but Timmy remember the last time he yelled, and he stopped. Timmy realizes that his voice was not heard, He looked at Cosmo and Wanda (in their goldfish form) snoring still silently, He looked at their wands. The magic worked, Timmy slapped his face as he was dumb]

[Timmy then went to the living room to test the magic, he picked up a loud music CD, then put it in the disk, he turns the volume to the highest level, and started to play it, Still complete silence, He then accidently knocked over expensive art pieces standing in Domino Form.]

[Mr. and Mrs. Turner saw this. Mr. Turner screamed, but no voice came out, he screamed as loudest as he can until he exploded, no sound., Mrs. Turner gave Timmy his lunchbox, smiling nervously]

[Scene changes to school, Chester screams, hoping that Aj can hear it, still silence. Francis comes behind CHester and AJ, and pulls up their underwear for their wedgie. Chester and AJ screamed, yet no sound came out!]

Wanda: [waking up, asked Cosmo to wake up, but found out no sound was heard, then tapped Cosmo with her fins]

Cosmo:  [woked up]

[Observatory]

[Scientist looks at his telescope, A meteor was coming. His smile turns into a scared face.