Talk:Magic Muffin/@comment-5459069-20180404050651

If I were Timmy, I would use the muffin to make the following wishes:

1. Wish that Da Rules did not apply to him at all.

2. Kill Vicky.

3. Make Trixie fall in love with him.

4. Cure Crocker of his craziness and his obsession with fairies.

5. Wish for a magic wallet with an infinite supply of hundred dollar bills in it, regardless of how much I take out.

6. That the sun would stay in its current state forever and thus that the world would last forever.

7. That AIDS and cancer were no more.

8. That we lived in a world free of double standards, racism, sexism and child abuse.