Yaksgiving

Yaksgiving is a holiday celebrated by the people of Ustinkistan. When Timmy Turner's grandparents, Grandma Gladys and Grandpa Vlad, come to visit him they celebrate this holiday with his family over a six day period.

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Yaksgiving lasts for six days, much to the burden of Timmy Turner who was tormented and starved the entire duration of it.



Day One
"On the first day of Yaksgiving we make Yaksgiving soup!"

- Choir

Grandma Gladys and Grandpa Vlad put turnips in Cosmo and Wanda's fishbowl, with them and Poof still inside, and then slowly stew them.

Day Two
"On the second day of Yaksgiving we shave Yaksgiving backs!"

- Choir

Timmy walks in on Vlad shaving Gladys' very hair back in the bathroom. He screams and runs out.

Day Three
"On the third day of Yaksgiving we drop Yaksgiving Yak!"

- Choir

Timmy walks out of his house, when a yak drops from the sky and crushes him.

Day Four
"On the fourth day of Yaksgiving we drop another Yak!"

- Choir

Timmy quickly runs back inside of his house. He stops for a moment at the door frame, breathing a sigh of relief when he thinks he's safe, and then is crushed by another falling Yak as soon as he walks into his house.

Day Five
"On the fifth day of Yaksgiving we have a Yak attack!"

- Choir

"Wait! Did the choir just say "Yak Attack"!?"

- Timmy

"We did!"

- Choir

A huge herd of Yaks rushes into Timmy's kitchen, stampeding over him.

Day Six
"On the sixth day of Yaksgiving we have Yaksgiving Feast."

- Choir

"A feast!? Thank you choir! I haven't eaten in six days!"

- Timmy

Timmy, who apparently hasn't eaten anything in the past six days, cannot wait to finally have Yaksgiving feast. That is until Grandpa Vlad reveals what they were having: salad with thorny twigs and mayonnaise, pipping hot goat-meal, pickled weasel feet, and the main course stick bugs on a stick made of stick bugs. Timmy picks up on of the stick bugs and he is swarmed by tons of tiny smaller bugs. He then ends up on his grandparent's pet goat which runs out of the house with Timmy on it's back while his grandparents chase after it with bloodhounds.