Cosmo/Quotes


 * "What's wrong with being naked in public?"

Cosmo: [sniffs the air] "Wow! Freedom stinks."
 * Timmy: A world without girls! [farts] "I'm free!"


 * [referring to Philip] "It's a girl nickel!"


 * "'We' can refer to anything, we three, we the people, and my favorite - wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"


 * [singing] "And I know I'm forgetful I know I'm dim and even though I've just eaten I know I'll swim."


 * [After Wanda says "pudding"] "She said 'pu' and then 'ding'!" [laughs hysterically]


 * [right after Vicky cries for help] "Sorry, the secret word was "pie"." [throws pie in Vicky's face]


 * "Uh, Binky did it! TO THE ESCAPE POD!!!"


 * "Ah...good times, good times..."


 * "And corn is niceeee"


 * "A nickel! Mine!"


 * "I hope he wishes for pudding!"


 * "Oh, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy! What about my needs!?"


 * "I regret nothing!"


 * "There's still enough pretty color left for one of us to slide down the rainbow bridge! Wow! There wasn't a single manly word in that sentence!"


 * [to Wanda] "Do you mind?! Your disembodied head is nag nag nagging next to my severed ear!"


 * "Ha! I'm licking the popcorn so I don't have to share it!"


 * "So much clogging!!!"


 * "I like monkeys!" (head flattens)


 * "Whoo Whoo Baby! Whoo Whoo!"


 * "Let's do the nag! You nag it to the left! You nag to the right! Come on everybody let's Nag tonight! I'm a livin' doll!"


 * "Ducky!"


 * "Wanda! You have some explain' to do!


 * "Uh... Babbaloo?"


 * "Phillip!"


 * "A hug would be nice!!"


 * "Ah, the great outdoors, and no wife! Ooh yeah, I'm gonna swing, daddy-o! I'm gonna call on my old friends! [leafing through book] Let's see, Wanda, Wanda with a little star next to it, Panda, no that's Wanda with a smudge on the 'W'. I... I... [crying] I miss Wanda!"


 * "You always were great with dessert!"


 * "Well, she's not perfect, but she is the one who said yes."


 * "I slaved over a hot wand for this?!!"


 * "We're two halves of a whole idiot!"


 * "I'm not bright, big words confuse me, I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway! She makes me happy, and that should be enough for you!"


 * Cosmo: If I could just light these candles, we could eat!
 * Wanda: Did it ever occur to you we're in a fishbowl filled with water?
 * Cosmo: That's why I'm trying to light these candles. Somebody's got to dry up all this wet food!


 * Wanda: We don't want to be her godparents! She's mean!
 * Cosmo: Yeah, we like Timmy better! His hat is pink!


 * "Yippie! That ouched!"


 * "Snowball!"


 * Wanda: I've made reservations at Chez Fairee, the best restaurant in Fairy World.
 * Cosmo: Ohhh, then I'd better learn how to use the soup spoon properly! [hits himself with it] Ow ow ow!


 * Cosmo: We're dining in the bathroom? Then I'd better learn how to use toilet paper. [again hits himself with it] Ow ow ow!
 * Wanda: Well a nice quiet dinner with my man does sound kind of nice.
 * Cosmo: Man? What man? Does your man know how to use toilet paper like me? [hits himself in the face with the toilet paper again] Ow ow ow!


 * "Poof, daddy's home, and I brought some leftovers!"


 * (Floating With You)
 * Cosmo: I saw her and no other.
 * I still lived with my mother
 * When I spotted her swirly pink hair
 * Though my shoes smell like tar pits
 * And I don't wash my armpits
 * I like monkeys too much,
 * But I know she doesn't care.
 * And I know that I'm forgetful.
 * I know I'm dim.
 * And even though I've just eaten.
 * I know I'll swim.
 * I know that it doesn't matter,
 * If I can't count to two.
 * As long as I'm floating With you.


 * "No way, man! I'm swimming in a real toilet and I like it!"
 * Cosmo/Wanda: Yay toilets!


 * "You bet. I'm swimming in my own toilet, [farts] and I like it!"


 * Cosmo: Psst. Timmy.
 * Timmy: What is it?
 * Wanda: We got good news and bad news.
 * Timmy: What's the good news?
 * Cosmo: The alien we got is actually a prince from the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia.
 * Wanda: And his parents are on their way to destroy the earth and rescue their son.
 * Timmy: What's the bad news?
 * Wanda: Oh wait, that was the bad news.
 * Timmy: Then what's the good news?
 * Cosmo: I found a nickel.


 * Cosmo: The good news is I named my nickel Philip.
 * King Grippulor: What's the bad news?
 * Cosmo: It's a girl nickel.


 * Wanda: [hosting a quiz show] What flammable--
 * Cosmo: [presses buzzer] Pudding!


 * "Ooo, look at his face, look at his face! He's got that I'm-going-to-make-a-really-freaky-wish look!"


 * "Hey, Timmy's a good kisser! G-o-o-o-o, Timmy!"


 * Wanda: Hey, Cosmo?
 * Cosmo: Yes, my love?
 * Wanda: Do you ever feel like your life is already planned out? Like, someone else is in control of your destiny?
 * Cosmo: I always thought YOU were in control of my destiny!


 * "Hey, you're right, lollypop! I told you I'd love you until the end of time, and I still do!"


 * "Meat!? Why did it have to be meat?"


 * Timmy: Do you have to go [to Hawaii for your second honeymoon]?
 * Wanda: Yes, sweetie. After all, it has been 9,895 years since Cosmo and I tied the knot.
 * Cosmo: Feels just like 4,489 years ago.


 * "I may not have your muscles, hairstyle, good looks, or singing voice, but Wanda loves me anyway!"


 * "Dear diary, I fear the hunt!"