Dumbbell Curve (transcript)

This is the transcrpt from the episode Dumbbell Curve, which aired on May 19, 2013.

(cuts to Timmy in his room with a bunch of books and paper. He is doing his homework. Wanda, Cosmo and Poof appear.)

Wanda: Hey there, sport!

Timmy: Can't talk, doing homework.

Cosmo: Good one, Timmy! But seriously, what are you doing?

Timmy: I'm seriously doing homework! My grades are tanking and I need to get them up beore my next progress report.

Cosmo: OK. But seriously, what are you doing?

(Mr. Crockers unsuspecting van pulls up)

Wanda: Timmy, Mr. Crocker's Unsuspecting Van just pulled up...

(A giant cake gets out of it. We hear Mr. Crocker giggling evilly.)

Wanda: And a giant cake just got out of it.

Cosmo: Finally! Something normal happend!

(the door bell rings)

Mr. Turner: Ooh! Our holiday fruitcake came early this year, and it's huge!

Mr. Crocker: I'm not a fruitcake! I'm just a little different.

Timmy: Mr. Crocker, what are you doing here?

Mr. Crocker: Delivering your progress report in person. Your grades are so bad, they take the cake! Get it?

Oh come on! I was up all night baking this thing! Here you go Turner, you get a "G"!

Timmy: Does this stand for good?

Mr. Crocker: No! It stands for "GAAH! I can't believe you're that dumb!" (laughs) That was funny! And it was just an ad lib! Face it, Turner. If you don't whip up into shape, you're going to end up in... (evil voice) summer school! (silence) There was supposed to be thunder and lightning, but I blew my budget on frosting.

Timmy: Summer School?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mr. Turner: Oh, it's not so bad, Timmy. It's like camp but without the bee stings.

Mr. Crocker: Ooh, there will be bee stings! I probably shouldn've said that out loud. (the door slams in his face)

(Timmy crumples his progress report and throws it out. Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appear)

Wanda: We heard about your grades, Timmy.

Cosmo: But on the bright side, I got a slice of Mr. Crocker's cake. Mmm... It tastes like sadness hinted with a wasted life and coconut flakes! No wait, that's hump dandruff.

Timmy: I can't go to summer school guys. And eww! Anyways, I've been working real hard, and I think I even aced my homework! Wait, where is my homework?

(Sparky is tast-testing on what appears to be soup)

Sparky: I'm eating it, Timmy. That's what dogs do. Look! I made alphabet soup, out of your English homework.

(Timmy spazzes)

Cosmo: Sprinkle a little hump dandruff on that, and you've got something!

Timmy: I can't believe you destroyed my homework! I don't have time to do it before school tomorrow! I'd have to be a super genious to do that! Wait, that's it! I wish I was super smart!

(Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof grant the wish. Timmy now has a big head)

Timmy: Oww! My head hurts!

Cosmo: That's because your pink hat is too small for your giant head!

Timmy: It's not my hat. It's all this knowledge in my head. This is scary! I know all of these horrible facts!