Dark Laser/Quotes


 * "Curses! Flipsie, I'm sorry you had to hear that."


 * [as he is defeated the first time] "Nooo! FLIPSIE!! DON'T FORGET MEEEE!"


 * Dark Laser: [acts out various charade moves]
 * Mr. Turner: You want to buy a sock monkey? You want to buy ALL my sock monkeys!?
 * Mr. Crocker: Fairy! You're a fairy! And I'm capturing you! FAIRIES!
 * Dark Laser: [shakes his head, and continues charades]
 * Mrs. Turner: Ohh, you're capturing Timmy, throwing him into a bag, releasing him into space, destroying the Earth, and then moving on with your life!?
 * Dark Laser: That's it! [everyone laughs]


 * Dark Laser: Aren't you too young for lipstick?
 * Tootie: Don't push my buttons, bub, and I won't push yours.