You Doo/Quotes


 * Francis: [cleaning a litterbox] I hate cleaning the litterbox. [You Doo magic forces him face-first into the box] Aah! There's nothing deodorizing about these crystals!


 * Wanda: [dancing, affected by You Doo magic] Lets do the nag dance! You nag it to the left! You nag it to the right! I always nag my husband all day and night!


 * Veronica: How many pink-hatted buck toothed losers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


 * (Tootie finds Timmy's You Doo doll)
 * Tootie: Oh my gosh, are my Timmy based dreams coming true? They are! They are coming true! An orthodontically correct Timmy doll! [looks to sky] Thank you! Now, to play my favorite game...


 * Trixie: Oh Timmy, now that we've finally spent some quality time together, I've realized how funny and cool you are.
 * Timmy: Trixie, there is something I've always wanted to say to you. [You Doo magic affects him] I love Tootie, she's smart, she's funny, and she's so much prettier than anyone. Especially...
 * (Outside, Tootie is speaking through Timmy's You Doo doll)
 * Tootie: ...that icky yucky Trixie!


 * (Cosmo and Wanda are joined at the hip)
 * Cosmo: How do we go to the bathroom?


 * Timmy: Another close call. Boy did I learn a BIG lesson.
 * Wanda: It's not right to control other people?
 * Timmy: Nope. Boys shouldn't play with dolls. From now on, I stick with action figures! Which are totally different!


 * Timmy: Ladies and gentlemen, Cosmo's brain has left the building!
 * Wanda: Like it ever entered!