Head Pixie/Quotes


 * H.P.: [in a monotone] "Go me. Go me. It's my birthday."

H.P.: "It's unsalted and unbuttered, right? Sanderson: And unpopped.
 * Sanderson: "Want some popcorn?"

H.P.: We have that kind of money. Sanderson: Walking is for poor people!
 * Flappy Bob: And what's with the floating?

H.P.: I'm thinking dull and gray. Sanderson: I was thinking gray and dull, but that's why you're the boss.
 * Sanderson: Well, H.P., now that Flappy has given us total control over Fairy World, what do you wanna do with it?


 * H.P.: You might have thwarted us this time, Turner. But mark my words, our next thirty-seven year plan will not fail. When you're forty-seven, you'll pay.


 * H.P.: Maybe we should try a six week plan next time.


 * H.P.: Behold, the money lover's pizza. It's the pizza that pays you back.

A crowd of Sandersons: You are, sir. H.P.: Suck ups.
 * H.P.: And I'm surrounded by pixies who tell me what I wanna hear all day. Watch. [talks into his phone] Who's the greatest?


 * H.P.: It's in the fine-print within the fine-print.