Unfundamentals

Unfundamentals is a song sung in the episode School's Out: The Musical.

Lyrics
Cosmo: This used to be a fun place But now we wear a sad face Since pixies have all replaced The way that things are done

Jorgen: There's no more granting wishes You can't turn into fishes Now pipe down do the dishes Come on now everyone

Fairies: These are the unfundamentals for us fairy god parentals who are now devoid of wishing and of mirth We're certifiably de-mental 'Cause these unfundamentals Make being a fairy about as fun as giving birth

Cosmo: I'll bet it's even worse down there on earth!

Wanda: Timmy!? Timmy!? Timmy!? Timmy!? Timmy!?

Flappy Bob: All the arcades now close at three The trampolines are bouncy free And there's a pad on every knee Everything's fine, far as I see

But I can't help but think out loud The things that kid had said somehow My mom and dad would not be proud Of the path I’ve taken in life

Have I been wrong? Have I been used? Should I embrace my nose and shoes? Accept these gifts I once refused?

Happy Peppy Gary and Betty: I'm happy, peppy-

Flappy Bob: NOT NOW!

Timmy: Our heads must be protected Our bodies disinfected This is just as I suspected What would happen if this world was ruled with...

Timmy & Sanjay: ...unfundamentals Surely all you parentals Must see how devoid of fun this truly, truly is

Dad: But all these unfundamentals Seem quite instrumental To keep all of you rowdy kids in line If you need us we'll be playing the back 9