Mr. Turner/Quotes


 * "Oh Vicky, I've come for my money back. Because Double-T says you stink."
 * "Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!"
 * "We're making a movie called 'Stupid Questions Our Son Asked Us'!"
 * "Now we're making a sequel!! It's called, 'Stupid Questions Our Son Asked Other People'!"
 * "Must commit evil deeds...Must leave lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my dinner back, even though it's exactly what I ordered!"
 * "Why do I have to eat "mold merial" (cold cereal) while he's eating maffles (waffles)?" (Mom pulls a rope; dumping multiple boxes of cereal on top of him) "Oooh, a prize!
 * "DINKLEBURG!!!"
 * "DINKLEBOT!!!"
 * CURSE YOU DINKLEBIRD!!
 * "Gah? He's Norwegi-licious!"
 * "Gotta run, son! I have a big meeting on how to plan big meetings!"
 * (Examining Cosmo dressed as Timmy)"Warm?! Green?!? Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer...and the salad shooter!"
 * "We're getting Dimmy award-winning gold here, and Trixie will totally talk to us!
 * "Electricity bills are for squares... LIKE PANTS!"
 * "Hey, my favorite shirt!... You (Mom) said it was stolen by Canadians!"
 * "Hey, I had a dream where I was you but with a better voice. And there was peanut butter, everywhere!
 * "Hey, nice door! If they made a pencil out of it, it would be a #1!"
 * "Pants are for squares"
 * "Egad!"
 * [Mr. Turner is being eaten by a dragon] "It looks and feels like I'm getting real third degree burns! Ow! I mean, neat!"
 * "He's GOERGEOUS!" (talking about Mr. Crocker)
 * "Eureka! I think I've broken my Eureka!"
 * (Waving his arms in the air to Timmy) This is not a bulldozer! (Pretends to ride a bike) This is not a fudgesicle! (Rows on the floor backwards) And how is this Ghostbusters 2?!
 * "I'll just feel like a woman named Linda." (Puts on lipstick)