Poltergeeks Transcript

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 * Mr. Turner: Driving home from my boring job, in my boring car, past boring scenery and the giant boring lizard eating a boring bus. [at home] What's for boring dinner?
 * Mrs. Turner: Boring roast boar. [places the boar on the table]
 * Timmy: Well, I'm not bored, I'm starved.
 * Boar: Uh, you guys are boring. [jumps out the window] [Timmy’s stomach growls]
 * Timmy: [puts his hands on his stomach to stop growling] Man, I need food. And you two need some excitement for your lives.