Mrs. Turner/Quotes


 * "If Chip doesn't get here soon, I'm going to punish our child for no reason!"
 * "We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy!"
 * "You know you're not allowed to touch the money, dear!"
 * "Oh, waah. Do you ever stop nagging?"
 * "I've gone ga-ga over Gah!"
 * "[Seeing Cosmo disguised as Timmy] "Oh sweetie, you feel warm. And you look positively green!"
 * "I better get the fish a thermometer too!"
 * "Yams! I should show them my yams!"
 * "Everything I touch dies!" (Everyone backs away.)
 * "I use the hideous and clearly dangerous things your father makes me because I love him, and it makes him happy!"
 * "You need to be more secure in your masculinity, like me!"
 * [to Trixie Tang] "Hey, that's a great costume! You look just like a bratty, stuck up, snotty little rich girl!"
 * "Oh, Internet, breakfast is ready!"
 * Mr. and Mrs. Turner: "Bye, School! Have a nice day at Timmy!"
 * Mom:: "That's the seventeenth bath this night, and he(Timmy) still smells like...Pheew-alien barf!
 * Dad:: "I've got some steel wool in the garage!!"


 * Timmy:: "As long as my parents don't have to use the bathroom in the next 10 minutes I should be okay."
 * (cut to Mom and Dad at dining table)
 * Dad:: "Hey Honey, wanna challenge me to a water drinking contest?"
 * Mom:: "Okay, let me just add these chocolate laxatives to my High-Fiber-O's. And for added fun, let's make it prune juice."
 * Dad:: "PRUNE ME UP, BABY!"


 * Mom: "Was that the Dinkleberg's car?
 * Dad: "I hope so, that's what I was aiming for!"


 * Mom: "I punished Timmy by making him eat chocolate, which in retrospect, wasn't such a good punishment after all. "
 * Dad: "Unless it's that reindeer chocolate, eew!"