Talk:No Substitute For Crazy!/@comment-1847247-20130616181312/@comment-11519628-20130731010949

Actually, ALWAYS play a trick on Crocker that will make him say "Fairy God Parents" over and over again until he falls down a well. He's a bad teacher, and if you keep doing that, he'll be substituted more often by someone (hopefully) nicer than Ms. Doombringer.