Where's the Wand? (transcript)

This is the transcript for Where's the Wand.

Plot

 * (It starts at the Turner house, when the camera at the mailbox, then zooms in on the clock in the house)


 * Vicky: Where the heck are they? (looks at the window, angrily) Mr and Ms. Turner were supposed to be home 10 minutes ago.


 * (The car pulls up on the driveway)                                                                                                                                                     Vicky: Finally!


 * (Mr. Turner opens the door, saying) Thanks for babysitting, Vicky.


 * (Ms.Turner walks in) Sorry we're late.


 * Mr.Turner: The safe of sprinklers foundation ran a little long.


 * Vicky:(sprinklers splashing her her face) Oh are you late, I haven't noticed, what lovely hats.


 * Ms.Turner: Isn't today that big costume dance at school?


 * Vicky: Oh, is it? (pulls dressing thing, thens rolls it away, suddenly dressed as a fairy godmother) I wondered why I was wearing this!


 * Ms.Turner: She is a fairy godmother, oh how beautiful!


 * Mr.Turner: Still, it could use a little pizaz, maybe something in our emergency costume supplies will come in handy (pulls out box) who knows? it helped me in the past.


 * Ms.Turner: How was Timmy doing tonight?


 * Vicky: Oh you know, the little twerp, I mean angel has been quietly in his room all night. (camera cuts to Timmy's room, where there is a pirate ship)


 * Cosmo: Argh, matey, argh, have ye any last words before Greenbeard the pirate makes ye walk the plank?


 * Timmy:(bored) Greenbeard?
 * Cosmo: This pirate game was your idea, Timmy.