Real and Scary

On Halloween,all through the night. We should be filled with fear and fright. But I don't see much here tonight. Cause everything's so fake. I want something real and real scary. Not card-board,squeaky,or clean. I want something big,green,and hairy.
 * Lyrics - [Timmy]*

[Cosmo] Like a frog on a fur trampoline.

[Timmy] No. It's time to get down to business, And spook up this boring scene. I wish things were real and real scary, Tonight on Halloween.

[Chorus] Real and scary (like a vampire's wings in the night). Real & scary (like a witch on a broom taking flight). Real and scary (like an unwashed forgotten latrine). Real and scary.

[Cosmo] Like a zit covered hormone crazed teen.

[Teen] Hi.

[Timmy] So that's why I want real and scary. So when I trick-or-treat,they can see That I'm a force to be dealt with and They better give their candy to me.

I wish we were all real and scary. I wish this is one freaky scene. I wish the whole world was real scary. Tonight on Halloween.

[Demonic Jack-O-Lantern Laugh]