He Poofs He Scores (transcript)

[whistle blowing] - Thanks for helping me practice, guys. 00:15:23	I'm totally ready for soccer season. 00:15:27	Agh! 00:15:28	- [giggling] - Agh! 00:15:33	- Sorry, sport. 00:15:33	Lately, poof just loves playing hide-and-seek. 00:15:37	- And I just love playing soccer. 00:15:39	Check out my corner kick. 00:15:42	The good news is, I killed a spider. 00:15:44	The bad news is, it sprayed me in the eye with some kind of poison. 00:15:51	- Cosmo, I love you, but you have got to be the dumbest man in the world. 00:15:55	- Oh, timmy, where's your room? 00:15:57	I'm lost in the hall again. 00:16:00	- I stand corrected. 00:16:02	- I have exciting news. 00:16:04	I'm coaching your soccer team. 00:16:06	- Awesome! 00:16:07	That means I'll actually get to play more. 00:16:09	- And I get a chance to beat dinkleberg. 00:16:12	Every year, his team, the dinkle ducks, wins the championship. 00:16:15	Just look at him gloating in his trophy room. 00:16:19	Arrggh. 00:16:20	-, Uh, dad, he's sleeping in a hammock. 00:16:22	- Mm, that's what he wants you to think. 00:16:24	He's crafty. 00:16:25	Your dinkle ducks are dinkle dead! 00:16:28	So what's your team's manly name, son? 00:16:30	- The dimmsdale victims. 00:16:33	[upbeat music] - All right, boys, our first game is against the lecterville cannibals. 00:16:41	all: ARRGH! 00:16:42	- I know we should have practiced more, but I like to sleep late on saturdays. 00:16:45	Anyhoo, we've got seven games to play before we crush the dinkle ducks in the championships. 00:16:50	Now, let's shout out the victims' battle cry. 00:16:54	all: NOT IN THE FACE! 00:16:55	- Victims, victims, fight, fight, fight; I stalk timmy every night. 00:17:00	I love you, timmy! 00:17:02	Whoo-hoo! whoo! 00:17:07	- Ugh! 00:17:09	[bell dings] - It's okay. 00:17:11	Everyone makes mistakes. 00:17:17	[bell dings] No problem, son. 00:17:20	Some people even make two mistakes. 00:17:28	[bell dings] ..51... 00:17:33	Augh! 00:17:34	You're tearing out my soul! 00:17:38	[sobbing hysterically] - I totally blew it. 00:17:45	.. 00:17:46	- Poof poof. 00:17:47	.. - poof poof... 00:17:48	- Win a soccer game. 00:17:49	- Aw, timmy, we'd like to help, but that would be cheating, and that's against the rules. 00:17:54	- I'm sure your dad will give you a second chance. 00:17:57	[suction cups popping] - Dad, what are you doing on the ceiling? 00:18:02	- Well, I'm certainly not sneaking off to the game without you. 00:18:06	No second chances. 00:18:07	[tires squealing] - I'm sorry, sport. 00:18:10	Your dad's just gone a little cuckoo 'cause he wants to beat mr. dinkleberg. 00:18:14	- [giggles] [light elevator music] - Where's poof? 00:18:27	- I bet he's playing hide-and-seek again. 00:18:30	- Poof, come out, come out, wherever you are. 00:18:35	- [belches] Why am I burping fairy dust? 00:18:38	- [giggles] [giggles] Poof-poof. 00:18:45	- Poof, what are you doing inside my head? 00:18:48	- [giggling] - Wow. 00:18:59	Now that I'm poof-powered, I'm like a pro. 00:19:03	Poof, can you help me catch the team bus? 00:19:06	- [giggles] - ♪♪ There was a kid who was not here ♪♪ 00:19:12	♪♪ and timmy was his name-o ♪♪ 00:19:14	♪♪ t-i-m-m-y and timmy was his name-o ♪♪ 00:19:18	oh, no, it's timmy. 00:19:19	Activating cloaking device. 00:19:24	Ahh! 00:19:25	Curse you, cloaking device! 00:19:27	Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahhh! 00:19:35	Gah-hah-hah, now I don't have a team. 00:19:38	- That's okay, dad. 00:19:39	I can play every position. 00:19:41	- In your dreams. 00:19:43	Oh, we'll have to forfeit the game. 00:19:45	[horn honking] - Good luck with the game, turner. 00:19:48	- On second thought, you can play. 00:19:51	[crowd cheering] [upbeat jazzy music] - [giggling] [together] UGH! UGH! ARGH! UGH! 00:20:08	[bell dings] ..for us! 00:20:12	- I could use some strength, poof. 00:20:26	[bell dinging] - We win! 00:20:32	Timmy, yu were amazing. 00:20:34	[phone beeping] In your face, dinkleberg's answering machine. 00:20:40	- We looked everywhere and still haven't found poof. 00:20:44	Have you seen him? 00:20:45	- Me? 00:20:46	Uh, yeah. 00:20:47	I think he's behind that tree. 00:20:49	- Poof, come out. 00:20:50	I've got aus onion bagel. 00:20:56	- Tootie, I need a favor. 00:20:57	- Yes, timmy, I will marry you! 00:21:00	- No, not that. 00:21:01	I need you to ride away as fast as you can with this soccer ball, and, oh, yeah, every now and then, yell "poof-poof" in a really squeaky voice. 00:21:08	I love you! 00:21:11	- Well, it looks like he's not coming out, wanda. 00:21:14	- Poof-poof. 00:21:15	- Guys, there goes poof. 00:21:17	That'll buy us some time, poof. 00:21:19	Now, let's go win our way to the championship. 00:21:23	- Arrggh. 00:21:24	[upbeat jazzy music] ♪♪ ♪♪ 00:21:29	all: AUGH! 00:21:33	- Ugh! 00:21:34	- Two more games to go. 00:21:37	- Poof-poof. 00:21:38	[giggles] [cannon booms] [pins rattling] [bell dings] [cheers and applause] - One more game to go. 00:21:52	- Poof-poof. 00:21:53	[giggles]