The Masked Magician/Quotes

This page contains character quotations and dialogue from the episode The Masked Magician.

Quotes

 * Wanda: The Great Bickelini!? You'd have to be deranged to think he's a real magician!
 * Mr. Crocker: [holding a Magic Detector] Hmm, top hat, tuxedo, magic wand, cape..... HE MUST BE REAL!


 * Wanda: [mocking Mr. Bickles] Oooh, a rabbit. That's original! BOOOOO!
 * Bystander: That kid's balloon is right! This is lame! BOOO!


 * Mr. Turner: Nooo! Don't go to the Dinklebergs'! Please! Their childlessness will be our downfall!
 * Britney Britney: [angry] Alright, I'm Britney Britney! I was four time celebrity search winner when I was still a fetus!
 * Chester: He's no magician! He's a SUPERHERO!
 * Trixie Tang: A CUTE superhero! [kisses The Masked Magician]


 * Wanda: Cosmo! Stop spinning the newspapers! I'm trying to read!
 * Cosmo: Oh, let me help! [spins Wanda]


 * Chester: Help! Help help! HELP! A tornado! And I live in a trailer park! Oohh, they told me this would happen, but I didn't believe them!
 * Vicky: Heeeelp! [The Masked Magician appears] Masked Magician! I knew you'd come to help me!
 * '''The Masked Magician: Who did this to you!?
 * Vicky: I didn't see! I don't have any enemies.... Except maybe my sister Tootie, or my third grade gym teacher, or my old scout troop, or my ex-boyfriend Ricky!
 * The Masked Magician: Alaca-I wish Vicky was safe! [Vicky is sawed in half]
 * Vicky: [continuing] Or my parents, or Chip Skylark, or my yoga instructor, then there is that Mark kid from Europe.


 * Crimson Chin: I think it's CHINTASTIC that you are moving up from side kick to superhero, Cleft!
 * The Masked Magician: That's "The Masked Magician"!
 * Crimson Chin: Really? Because that's a DUMB name!


 * Blond Lady: Look, up in the sky, it's a bird! And look down there, it's a bug! Oooh, and over there is a squirrel!
 * Mrs. Turner: Thank you for these great tickets, Timmy!
 * Timmy: Well, I know the star.
 * Mr. Turner: Ooh, having a child is great... FOR ONCE!


 * The Platinum Princess: Bickles! You might have ended my Las Vegas career, but now its you who will be cancelled... by the Platinum Princess!
 * (The Platinum Princess attacks Bickles, he jumps and hides in his top hat)
 * Mr. Bickles: My dream, ruined! Oh well, guess I go back to teaching. [gets attacked by birds] AHHH!