Teacher's Pet/Quotes

Mr. Crocker : "A cute little guinea pig. I think I'll take you home and pet you and feed you yummy treats....

Timmy "Maybe this won't be so bad."

Mr. Crocker; "And subject you to diabolical experiments!!!!"

Mr. Crocker: " I have the cheeks of a chipmunk and a full head of cat hair; for the first time in my life I don't feel like a freak!"

Juandissimo : "Aye caramba...I see this Persion Bumble Chip-a-dillo-hound is a stranger to mouthwash."

Juandissimo: "Fairies, animals, GET HIM; Just stay away from the diaper bin that is his mouth!"