Character Quotes

A.J.

 * "It's Tuesday, on Tuesdays we multiply fractions for dessert. Nothing is sweeter than knowledge."
 * "No one man can own the Internet! I'd know, I've tried!"
 * "Thank you corrective dentistry!"
 * (with Trixie Tang's voice) "Tell me I'm pretty!"

Chester McBadbat

 * "Boys like comic books; girls like dolls. Boys like video games; girls like makeup. We're DIFFERENT! THAT'S WHY WE HAVE DIFFERENT BATHROOMS! (sees Veronica in the boys' bathroom because there is no girls' bathroom) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 * (after Timmy sees Chester's mailbox broken on the ground and says: "Isn't that your mailbox?") "NOT AGAIN!!"
 * "OH NO!!!! There is a tornado, and I live in a trailer park! Oh, they told me this would happen, BUT I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEM!!!!
 * (disguised as a girl so he and A.J. can avoid couple-skating) You better call me after this.
 * "Hey, hey, hey! Watch the hands!"


 * "Those tickets were impossible to get! I know, I've tried!"
 * A.J.: "Look at all the cheese he ate in fourth grade!" Chester:"No wonder he was constipated the entire year!"
 * (in his torn Squirrel Scouts uniform, facing off with a coyote) "And now, you're about to get your "Beaten By A Chester" badge."
 * "The meat is more sweet when flattened on the street."
 * "NOOOO! I'm allergic to girls!!!!"
 * "Girls give me the hives!!"

Chet Ubetcha

 * "I'm Chet Ubetcha".
 * "Bottom of the Ninth. Bases loaded. One out to go. I'm extremely handsome."
 * "And now I'm off to run a marathon!"
 * (when Crocker takes over the world) "This is Chet Ubowdown, reminding you...to bow down!"
 * (when Timmy wished for a life size action figure which tried to destroy the city) "It's Doomsday in Dimmsdale, I mean Doomsdale! On other news people are flipping over Flipsie! :(Flipsie barks) "Man, I never get tired of that!"

Cosmo

 * "What's wrong with being naked in public?"
 * Timmy: A world without girls! [farts] "I'm free!" Cosmo: [sniffs the air] "Wow! Freedom stinks."
 * [referring to Philip] "It's a girl nickel!"
 * ""We" can refer to anything, we three, we the people and my favorite wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
 * [singing] "And I know I'm stupid I know I'm dim and even though I've just eaten I know I'll swim."
 * [After Wanda says "pudding"] "She said "pu" and then "ding"!" [laughs hysterically]
 * [right after Vicky cries for help] "Sorry, the secret word was "pie"." [throws pie in Vicky's face]
 * "Uh, Binky did it! TO THE ESCAPE POD!!!"
 * "Ah...good times, good times..."
 * "And corn is niceeee"
 * "A nickel! Mine!"
 * "I hope he wishes for pudding!"
 * "Oh, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy! What about my needs!?"
 * "I regret nothing!"
 * "There's still enough pretty color left for one of us to slide down the rainbow bridge! Wow! There wasn't a single manly word in that sentence!"
 * [To Wanda] "Do you mind?! Your disembodied head is nag nag nagging next to my severed ear!"
 * "Ha! I'm licking the popcorn so I don't have to share it!"
 * " To much clogging!!!"

Crimson Chin

 * "Justice!"
 * "You mispelled 'Chin'" [To Timmy]
 * "Of all my muscles, my brain is one of them!"
 * "Without gravity, we'd float into space!"
 * "Justice, thy name is Chin!"
 * "By my mother's mandible!"

Dad

 * "Oh Vicky, I've come for my money back. Because Double-T says you stink."
 * "Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!"
 * "We're making a movie called 'Stupid Questions Our Son Asked Us'!"
 * "Now we're making a sequel!! It's called, 'Stupid Questions Our Son Asked Other People'!"
 * "Must commit evil deeds...Must leave lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my dinner back, even though it's exactly what I ordered!"
 * "Why do I have to eat "mold merial" (cold cereal) while he's eating maffles (waffles)?"
 * "DINKLEBURG!!!"
 * "DINKLEBOT!!!"
 * "Gah? He's Norwegi-licious!"
 * "Gotta run, son! I have a big meeting on how to plan big meetings!"
 * (Examining Cosmo dressed as Timmy)"Warm?! Green?!? Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer...and the salad shooter!"
 * "We're getting Dimmy award-winning gold here, and Trixie will totally talk to us!
 * "Electricity bills are for squares... LIKE PANTS!"
 * "Hey, my favorite shirt!... You (Mom) said it was stolen by Canadians!"
 * "Hey, I had a dream where I was you but with a better voice. And there was peanut butter, everywhere!
 * "Hey, nice door! If they made a pencil out of it, it would be a #1!"
 * "Pants are for squares!"
 * "Egad!"
 * [Mr. Turner is being eaten by a dragon] "It looks and feels like I'm getting real third degree burns! Ow! I mean, neat!"
 * "He's GOERGEOUS!" (talking about Mr. Crocker)
 * "Eureka! I think I've broken my Eureka!"

Denzel Crocker

 * " FAIRY GODPARENTS! "
 * "F! F's FOR EVERYONE!"
 * "Good news, Turner, you've taken F to a new level! I'm going to give you A SUPER F!"
 * "Those people would assume it's the work of the hacker..."
 * "If they survive, they're FAIRIES! If they don't, I have TENURE!"
 * "There's only one explanation: Turner must have ignored Tootie's multiple birthday invitations, thus ruining her birthday. Feeling guilty, he impulsively loans her his FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
 * "Is it a D? Is it an E? No! It's Super F!!!"
 * "It's an F-a-palooza!"
 * "Curse this obsolete one month old technology!"
 * "Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to teach!"
 * [Principal Waxelplax has locked everyone inside the classroom] "No! I can't be locked in a room with children! I'm not a people person! I'm barely a person!" [ducks behind his desk] "HELP!"
 * Denzel Crocker: "Stupid two bit room! Stupid two bit van! Stupid two bit life!" Crocker's Mom: "Denzel! Would you like your stupid two bit dessert? I made your stupid two bit favorite!"
 * Denzel Crocker:"Timmy Turner, he's...............
 * Both Norm The Genie and Mr.Crocker: "My Mortal Enemy."


 * (to Jimmy Neutron) Another reality avoidance costume, eh Turner? Very well. Since you're clearly Timmy Turner, here's your daily F!!"
 * Jimmy: "AHHHHH!! An F!! IT BURNS, Auggggh!!"


 * "Good news children, the F's are in! Mmmm, smell those hot, fresh F's!"
 * "What? This is impossible! A.J. got every answer wrong! This is the kind of grade I would expect to give Turner... who got an A! This has to be the work of... FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
 * "High marks for the Death-to-Turner motif."
 * "Goodnight Mother! I'm off to hunt fairies.....disguised as aliens!"
 * "Excuse me while I hit my head while changing all of Turner's F's to A. OW! A! OW! A! OW! A!"
 * (While high on sugar, extremely fast )"F, F, F, F, F, A for AJ, F! And now I'm off to run a marathon! But first...FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS!"

Jorgen Von Strangle

 * "Well, no plan is perfect"
 * "Tough toenails, Binky!"
 * "There's only one thing to do: blame Wanda, and hit you! (Binky)"
 * "I don't have too many friends, okay? You punch them once and it's 'Please don't punch me any more'"
 * "Being buff means nothing if I don't have my lady love!"
 * "You have a problem with that?"
 * "My mighty muscles spun the board too hard. I'll call you back when it stops. Until then, have a nice millennium!"
 * [Blows up Cosmo & Wanda]
 * "I know that you are upset, and also on fire but let me explain something..."


 * (In the Flarg episode after Mark Chang blows up Fairy world) "Which one of you is responsible for this mess?"
 * "Hey, stop! (to Calamitous) You must reconsider! Or at least come closer so I could bite you!"
 * "SCRAMBLE THE FAIRIES!"
 * "Life better with you? Ask the brace-less Chester, the boil-less Elmer, and the World Series Champion Chicago Cubs!"
 * "That's so funny! Even my muscles are laughing!"
 * "Someone is about to wish for the B word! (Timmy Turner, Cosmo and Wanda poof in front of him) Oh, Turner... Big suprise..."
 * "Aha! That is where you are wrong!"
 * "That is where you are wrong again, Timmy Turner! Your wish will come true, but this is only ..."
 * (Timmy interrupts) ."..the beginning, bla bla bla... have no idea what I've done blah blah you'll be watching me blah blah."

Princess Mandie

 * "It's Man-DIE! And nobody leaves me at the altar! NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * "You! Prepare to accept wedded bliss... OR EAT HOT PLASMA!!!
 * "Now, marry me...OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 * "I know you're out there, Mark Chang! I'm waiting for you... VIOLENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * "I'm back!!!"
 * "Its time to play Hide And Go Die!"
 * "Mark, darling! Did you miss me?! Because this time I'm not going to miss you!!!!"
 * "It was an apple."
 * "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! IS THERE ANYTHING IN THIS BUILDING THAT ISN'T MADE OUT OF SUGARY, JELLY-FILLED, DEEP-FRIED DOUGH?!?!?!"
 * "What just happened?"

Mark Chang

 * "NON-PUNY HUMANS, I'm outta here!"
 * "My untimely death has, like, untimely come!"
 * [appears in front of the White House] "I'm back! A hostile alien bent on taking over the world!" [Secret Service officers handcuff him] "I mean, a harmless Girl Scout! Who wants cookies?"
 * Timmy: Dude, if you're gonna be a human, you gotta eat school food.
 * Mark Chang: (eating out of a trash can) "Wait... *gritty whispery voice* Government food... OH! Is there no end to your delicacies?!"


 * The "R" day of F.L.A.R.G.: No, you don't eat it, I eat it, get sick, and blow huge 'intergalactic chunks at my gracious host.' (to Timmy) That's you."
 * AAAHH!! THE CUTENESS!!! IT BURNS!!!
 * AWWWW, I would make a RIGHTEOUS PIXIE!
 * Vicky: Now start spreading that (cow manure) on the flower bed.
 * Mark: (excited) A jumbo bag of cow manure? WHY WOULD YOU BE WASTING THIS DELICIOUS TREAT ON SUCH HIDEOUS PETUNIAS?!?!?!?!

Mom

 * "If Chip doesn't get here soon, I'm going to punish our child for no reason!"
 * "We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy!"
 * "You know you're not allowed to touch the money, dear!"
 * "Oh, waah. Do you ever stop nagging?"
 * "I've gone ga-ga over Gah!"
 * "[Seeing Cosmo disguised as Timmy] "Oh sweetie, you feel warm. And you look positively green!"
 * "I better get the fish a thermometer too!"
 * "Yams! I should show them my yams!"
 * "Everything I touch dies!" (Everyone backs away.)
 * "I use the hideous and clearly dangerous things your father makes me because I love him, and it makes him happy!"
 * "You need to be more secure in your masculinity, like me!"
 * [to Trixie Tang] "Hey, that's a great costume! You look just like a bratty, stuck up, snotty little rich girl!"
 * "Oh, Internet, breakfast is ready!"

Mr. and Mrs. Turner

 * Both: "Bye, School! Have a nice day at Timmy!"
 * Mom:: "That's the seventeenth bath this night, and he(Timmy) still smells like...Pheew-alien barf!
 * Dad:: "I've got some steel wool in the garage!!"


 * Timmy:: "As long as my parents don't have to use the bathroom in the next 10 minutes I should be okay."
 * (cut to Mom and Dad at dining table)
 * Dad:: "Hey Honey, wanna challenge me to a water drinking contest?"
 * Mom:: "Okay, let me just add these chocolate laxatives to my High-Fiber-O's. And for added fun, let's make it prune juice."
 * Dad:: "PRUNE ME UP, BABY!"


 * Mom: "Was that the Dinkleberg's car?
 * Dad: "I hope so, that's what I was aiming for!"


 * Mom: "I punished Timmy by making him eat chocolate, which in retrospect, wasn't such a good punishment after all. "
 * Dad: "Unless it's that reindeer chocolate, eew!"

Norm the Genie

 * [to Crocker] "Hold on there, Hunch Back of Never-Dated-A-Dame."
 * [to Crocker] "Seriously, have you ever *talked* to a girl?"
 * [about his hatred for Canada] "They've had it too good for too long."
 * [about wishing for more wishes to Crocker] We always tell them they can't, but actually, you can. We've been bluffing for centuries.
 * [to Crocker] You're not as stupid as I thought. Or maybe it's too soon to tell.

Timmy Turner

 * [repeated, right before disaster] "What could possibly go wrong!?"
 * "Boring conversation. Can't focus."
 * [Jimmy & Timmy shake each other's hands between universes] James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron: "Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius." Timmy Turner: "Timmy Turner... Boy."
 * "Hi. I'm Timmy. I have a short attention span and..." [walks away]
 * [to Dad] "No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay."
 * [to Tootie] "It'll be our little secret... of LOOOOOOVE!"
 * "Awesome- boys fighting over me!"
 * "I don't care what my therapist says. I will always love you Trixie Tang!"
 * "Uhh, the internet!
 * "Internet!"

Tootie

 * "TIMMY!!!!!!!"
 * (first line) "Is that you Timmy!?!"
 * "I'm so wet, you can't even see how much I'm crying!"
 * "Why won't you give my love a chance?"
 * [Timmy is being jeered by every girl at his school] Fat girl: "Who'd want to be HIS valentine?" Tootie: "I WOULD! I think he's dreamy!"
 * Timmy: "Tootie, I'm gonna kick myself for this tomorrow, but... Tootie, would you be my valentine?" Tootie: "Yes! YES! YES!!!!"
 * [to Francis] "You leave Timmy Turner, my one true love, alone you big gray bully!"
 * "You're here? In my house? My Timmy Tracker must be malfunctioning."
 * "You trashed Vicky's room! You've done what I've always dreamed of, and never had the courage to do! You're my hero!!! Even if you are in a dress..."
 * [speaking through Timmy's You Doo doll] "I love Tootie, she's smart, she's funny, and she's so much prettier than anyone, especially that icky yucky Trixie!"
 * "Your holding my hand!"
 * "Your holding my hand again!!"
 * "Timmy! I gotta go potty!... Oops, no I don't!"
 * "Don't hurt him! He hired all these actors and rented out this whole stadium all because of me! I love him more than ever!"
 * Tootie: "Don't worry! Your parents will be here to pick you up any minute!"
 * Timmy: "How did you know that?"
 * Tootie: "I didn't tap your phones!"


 * Dark Laser: "Aren't you too young for lipstick?"
 * Tootie: "Don't push my buttons bub, and I won't push yours."


 * "Hi Timmy! I just got my mouth to mouth resuscitation badge!"
 * "Now pucker up, LOVER BOY!"
 * "I don't care what my therapist says, I will always love you Timmy Turner!"

Trixie Tang

 * "Oh my gosh! I just realized I'm totally in love with rock stars!"
 * "You're rejecting me? Oh my gosh! I'm so into you now! I'm going to leave 1,000 messages on your answering machine!"
 * "Tell me I'm pretty!"
 * "I'm ignoring you. I said I'm ignoring you! STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU!!!!"
 * "He's so unfeeling! That makes him cool!"
 * (under You-doo) "I-think-I'll-sit-here-with-my-favorite-pink-hatted-buck-toothed-loser".
 * "Get away from me! You're a monster! A totally hot MONSTER!"
 * "I knew it! You were trying to gnaw your own arm off in a desperate attempt at freedom!"
 * (observing that she and Timmy are the only two people on Earth) "But... that means there are less people around to adore me... I NEED SOMEONE TO ADORE ME!!!!!"
 * (going crazy after Timmy goes to the bathroom) "Where did you go???" Don't lie to me. Who's in there? What's her name? TELL ME I'M PRETTY!!!!"
 * "LOVE HURTS! And it makes a fine mulch for your lawn or garden."
 * "Missiles sold separately!?"
 * "I missed you, Timmy. Did you miss me? WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOO!!!???"
 * Trixie: "WHY AREN'T YOU HERE COMPLIMENTING ME?!"
 * Timmy: "I just did.."
 * Trixie: "NOT IN THAT LAST SENTENCE!"


 * "Timmy! You've killed my seemingly harmless plant! You are SO not my boyfriend!"

Veronica

 * [blinded by Timmy's shiny teeth] "MY EYES! My perfect blue eyes!!"
 * [about Timmy's sudden popularity] "Trixie! It's a trap! See, I told you, I knew!" *looks around crazily*
 * [about Timmy] "Actually, my love for him burns with the white-hot intensity with of a thousand suns, but I can't let Trixie know that."
 * "Call me Trixie! TRIXIE!"
 * "I AM TRIXIE!!!!"
 * "How many pink hatted, buck toothed losers does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
 * "I'm Hawk Gal! I can fly at speeds of 20 and 40 miles per hour and have all the powers of a hawk and a girl!"
 * [Timmy reading Veronica's mind in Mind Over Magic] "Why ISN'T that loser talking to me?"
 * "What do you think of my new outfit? It's made of tissue paper, sugar and powdered milk!"
 * "I still can't see, but those two kids sound really unpopular."
 * "Look who decided to wear clothes today. Hahahaha." [Timmy doesn't react] "Insults not working.... AHHH!!!!" [faints]

Vicky

 * [repeated, often screamed] "TWERP!!!!"
 * Vicky:"All right twerp, time for bed!"
 * Timmy Turner: "But it's only six o'four!"
 * Vicky: "Well, it's nine o'four on the East Coast. BED!"


 * "Gah? What kind of name is Gah?"
 * "Gah-ah....! Playing hard to get only makes me want you more!"
 * "But I'm miserable. Why won't anybody believe me? I'm-(A large sundae appears) Ooh, vanilla!"
 * "[The actor playing Crash Nebula is] a hunksicle!"
 * "Hey! That punk's tryin' to steal the car I'm stealing!"
 * "Pick up the trash and the octopus!"
 * "Okay, I believe you. Try not to get trampled. Your screaming will disturb my quality 'Ignore Timmy' time."
 * "I ooze brilliance!"
 * "When I was eight, my mom said my turtle ran away. But he didn't run away, TURTLES CAN'T RUN!!"
 * "When I get up there, you are going DOWN!!!!!!!!!"
 * "Knock, Knock! Heeeere's Vicky!!"
 * "Check out the fun, destructive things you find lying around a stately mansion!"
 * "Today's episode is brought to you by the letter 'V'."
 * "I only wish that someday I can make the whole world this miserable!"
 * "Your temperature's normal, and so's your cholesterol. I want you to sit back and play mindless video games while I run and do those nasty chores, you cute little imp of a boy, you!"
 * (Practicing cheerleading) "Fe-fi-fo-fum, who's the girl who sucks her thumb? I am! I am! Why did I say that?"
 * (Again Cheerleading) "1, 2, 3, 4, I shoplift from every store!"
 * (Cheerleading) "I lie a lot, I cheat in school, I'm scared of cows but love being cruel! I pick my nose when no one looks, and wipe them in your history books!"
 * "I don't mean to be mean all the time. I just am."
 * "I'll be busy sleeping."
 * "Pink hat and buck teeth on a kid? Ewwwwwww! Pink hat and buck teeth on a Norwegian male supermodel? Yeahhh!"
 * "We have time for one more ride together: The Marriage-Go-Round!"
 * (Visibly sick) "Ugh...I don't ever want to see another piece of candy again." [Huge pile of candy falls on her] "IT BURNS!!!"
 * "You're not hiding anywhere! You have chores to do!"
 * "I'VE LOST MY NORWEGIAN SUPER MODEL!" Polar Bear: "And that's the password!"
 * "I had the greatest dream. I almost took over the world and destroyed everybody."

Wanda

 * "Thanks alot, Mr. Contagious! Now I have the fairy flu!"
 * "Oh, shut up and kiss me, will you?"
 * "Oh blah, blah, blah...YOUR needs!"
 * "You bet me for a nickel?!!!"
 * "What's strange, that I'm not strangling Cosmo?"
 * "My Cosmo-about-to-make-Timmy-dead senses is tingling!"
 * "Two fairies had a thought in their head, had a bet to decide who'd I wed, But when during their bout, their big secret got out..." (Juandisimo) "...And now both of those morons are dead?"
 * "And here's Wanda with the news: Vicky's going to kill you when she finds out what you're up to!"
 * "The Double-T in the Morning show is brought to you by 'Vicky Stinks!' Remember: Vicky Stinks!"
 * "Oh, waah. Do you ever stop nagging?"
 * "I told you, You-Doo dolls are dangerous. [goes under You-Doo spell] But what the heck do I know? In fact, poof up a whole big box full of You-Doo dolls! And let's wish up more pudding for Cosmo! I'm a nag! Let's do the Nag Dance! [singing] You nag it to the left, You nag it to the right, I love to nag my husband all day and night!"
 * "Zappy fight! Oh, that's right: You don't have one!" (Wanda to Blonda)
 * "Whoever you are, you're going down" (Cosmo) "Whoever I am, no I'm not!"
 * "Cosmo, you idiot!"
 * "Cosmo, stop spinning the newspaper!"
 * "...Nag Nag Nag..."
 * Cosmo: I married the smart one!
 * Wanda: I married the-- (pauses) --well, he's cute, right?


 * (To Timmy in "Just Desserts!") "Make the wish!!!"