Anti-Poof/Quotes


 * Cosmo: Being a celebrity is great! You get to be famous without having any skill or talent whatsoever!


 * Anti-Cosmo: There is going to be Anti-Poof! You are going to have an anti-baby!
 * Anti-Wanda: Oh! I'm so happy, I could explode!


 * Foop (first line): Hello, Clarice. I mean, mother.
 * Anti-Wanda: Oh! He said his first words! [Anti-Wanda hugs Foop] Our baby!
 * Foop: Eh, I'm bored with you already.
 * Anti-Wanda: Ow! He's pointy! I'm gonna call him... Gator!
 * Foop:: I prefer "The Dark Harbinger Of The Doom Time"! Of course that name will never fit on a birthday cake.
 * Anti-Cosmo: No, silly. You're the opposite of Baby Poof, and therefore, your name must be... [plays the organ] FOOP! Hmmm... that sounded much more evil in my head.


 * Anti-Wanda: Oh, look! His first act of unbridled rage! Where's our camry?
 * Anti-Cosmo: Eh, you ate that too, you ninny.


 * Foop: Prepare for takeoff. Time for a playdate...of DOOM!


 * Anti-Cosmo: Well, mister Grumpy Pants! Looks like somebody needs a nap!
 * Foop: Hear this! And hear it good father! I am the boss of me! And I do not... [yawns] ...nap!
 * Anti-Wanda: Oh, his first steps towards independence! I love him so much!


 * Anti-Wanda: Use that big wand sweetie! It contains all the power in Anti-Fairy World!
 * Foop:: Thank you mother! Your single digit IQ has been a blessing for my cause!


 * Anti-Cosmo: Oh! That little brat! He's destroyed Anti-Fairy World and turned us into care fairies!
 * Anti-Wanda: Oh, he is so young and already so successful!


 * Foop: There's a new sheriff in town and his name, unfortunately, is Foop! (the word Foop then echoes in the background)


 * Foop: I've waited my whole life for this moment! All 6 hours and 45 minutes of it!


 * Foop: [to Poof]: Round one to you, round one.


 * Wanda: Normally I don't encourage violence but... kick his little square butt sweetie!


 * Foop: The universe isn't big enough for both of us! There can only be one! Say night night, Poof!


 * Anti-Wanda [After Foop fell asleep]: I know he tried to destroy y'all. But you gotta admit he's so gosh darn cute when he's asleepin'!


 * Wanda: Poof, you're safe!
 * Poof: Poof, poof!


 * Foop: Beware, Baby Poof. I'll be back for you someday soon, so speaks... Oh, how I hate this name, FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!


 * Denzel Crocker: WHO'S THE BOSS NOW, BOSSY?