Shelf Life/Quotes

Wanda: Oh Hillary, how could put up with him?!

Tom: As they say in Missouri, I ain't goin back to Missouri.

Cosmo: What do you wanna do Timmy? Wish for snow cones? Wish for World Peace? Wish for snow cones

Wanda: But Timmy, reading is...

Cosmo: For suckers without Fairy Godparents.

Timmy: Can we get out of here? I'm learning again.

Timmy: (referring to the book "Astrophysics for Morons") Also boring! Who cares about the laws of physics?

Cosmo: Uhh... the physics police?

Timmy: A 500 page book report?

Elmer: That sounds like fun! (everyone gives him a mean look)

Timmy: Wait a minute. He went into "Moby Dick", then "Frankenstein", then "Tarzan"-

Cosmo: Lord of the Drapes!

Wanda: He's going down the books I poofed up for you!

Timmy: And the last book is..."Astrophysics for Morons"! Guys, we gotta stop him!

Cosmo: What for? So, he gets into a physics book. What's the worse that could happen?

Timmy: Cosmo, don't you get it? He could turn gravity into gravy! He could turn the planets in plants!

Wanda: He could turn Uranus into... oh my gosh!

Cosmo: What? I don't get it. What's the threat?

Jason and The Pussycats:

North, south, east, west

We've got tattoos on our chest!

Except for Larry!

Timmy: (returning from the End of the Summer Carnival) Cosmo! I bought you a snow cone! But it sort of melted... in my mouth... sort of.

Timmy: (inside "Frankenstein") It's the Frankenstein monster... truck?!

Scientist: It's alive! It's alive! And it gets 3 miles to the gallon!

Tom: (to the Mouse from "Rats from Spats") You ain't the boss of me! And I don't take orders from a rat in clown shoes! (muffled laugh)

Mouse: (to Tom Sawyer inside "Rats of Spats") What did you say about my shoes punk!?