Wanda/Quotes


 * "Thanks alot, Mr. Contagious! Now I have the fairy flu!"


 * "Oh, shut up and kiss me, will you?"


 * "Oh blah, blah, blah...YOUR needs!"


 * "Juandissimo, tell me more about the cookies."


 * "You bet me for a nickel?!!!"


 * "What's strange, that I'm not strangling Cosmo?"


 * "My Cosmo-about-to-make-Timmy-dead senses is tingling!"

Had a bet to decide who'd I wed, But when during their bout, Their big secret got out... Juandissimo: ...And now both of those morons are dead?
 * Wanda: Two fairies had a thought in their head,


 * "And here's Wanda with the news: Vicky's going to kill you when she finds out what you're up to!"


 * "The Double-T in the Morning show is brought to you by 'Vicky Stinks!' Remember: Vicky Stinks!"


 * "I told you, You-Doo dolls are dangerous. [goes under You-Doo spell] But what the heck do I know? In fact, poof up a whole big box full of You-Doo dolls! And let's wish up more pudding for Cosmo! I'm a nag! Let's do the Nag Dance! [singing] You nag it to the left, You nag it to the right, I love to nag my husband all day and night!"


 * "Zappy fight! Oh, that's right: You don't have one!"


 * Wanda: Whoever you are, you're going down!
 * Cosmo: Whoever I am, no I'm not!


 * "Cosmo, you idiot!"


 * "Cosmo, stop spinning the newspaper!"


 * "...Nag Nag Nag..."


 * Cosmo: I married the smart one!
 * Wanda: I married the-- (pauses) --well, he's cute, right?


 * (To Timmy in "Just Desserts!") "Make the wish!!!"


 * "Sorry... I'm happily married."


 * [Cosmo kisses Wanda]Wanda:Oh Cosmo.
 * Cosmo:Go. Ahhh![turned into a pixie]Wanda!
 * Wanda:Cosmo! wwwweee. Cosmo....[dramatic music fills in]Cosmo..... I am not naggy!!


 * Floating With You
 * Wanda: I was lost Till he found me And although he confounds me, By his crown,Is where I know I should be. Yes, I know he's a moron, With a brain made of boron. And yet, I'm drawn to him magically. And through every moment of turmoil, And moment of pain. Through all of our misadventures,One thing remains.Facing pixies, bullies, and jarheads, I'll never be blue. As long as I'm floating With you.


 * Timmy:I wish I had a candle. hello.
 * Cosmo:Oh sorry did you mean us?
 * Timmy:A light candle.
 * Wanda:Ohh waaahh do you ever stop nagging.


 * Dr. Rip Studwell: And I'm afraid I have some bad news.
 * Wanda: What is it, Dr. Rip Studwell?
 * Dr. Rip Studwell: After a series of incredibly painful and humiliating tests, I believe Cosmo may be stupid.
 * Wanda: Nooooooo!! Oh wait, I knew that.


 * "Oooo, Cosmo. You're so cute when you're jealous!"


 * Wanda: Goodbye my little Twinkle!
 * Cosmo: Twinkle! That's pretty close to tinkle.


 * "In your face, Juandissimo! I'm staying with my man, thanks to the best godkid of all time!"


 * "Trixie doesn't love you, and we can't affect true love!"


 * "I know what'll make you feel better - being part of the show!"


 * Cosmo: We're on the book section. Timmy will never look here.
 * Wanda: Cosmo stop. I've been with you for more than ten thousand years. Don't you think if I wanted to leave I have left by now?
 * Cosmo: Maybe...
 * Wanda: Oh, I love you, you idiot now give me a hug [hugs cosmo tightly]
 * Cosmo: Can't break free... suffocating. Ahhh, I need my space is this what's like for Timmy?! OOhh, I gotta unwish this wish.


 * Wanda: Timmy, you need to wish fast because... [cosmo poofs beside her]
 * Cosmo: Timmy Timmy Timmy. What about my needs? [they poof off]


 * Wanda: Timmy I don't mean to say I told you so, but...[Wanda then starts dancing]...I told, you so, I told you so. [Timmy starts to say something]
 * Wanda [still dancing]: Wait, I'm not done yet. Go Wanda, go Wanda!


 * Cosmo:  I'll give you 3 Bleeblees for a Wawa
 * Wanda: And I'll give you 2 Pobbocaps for a Weewee card


 * "He could turn Uranus into... Oh my gosh! We gotta stop him."


 * "Oh no, you blew up Pluto!"


 * "It is for three years old!"


 * "I'm right here idiot!"


 * "BIG DADDY WHERE ARE YOU?."


 * "What is better, grapes or ........"


 * "Well, we are off to Mama Cosma's [for Thanksgiving dinner]. I just know she won't like my mashed potatoes."


 * "You're falling in love with Tootie; that means you'll lose us forever!"
 * "Oooh Cosmo you idiot!!!"
 * Cosmo: (Takes out wand and poofs Him, Poof, and Wanda tiny) You can't keep Tiny Cosmo down!
 * Wanda: "Cosmo, you ding-a-ling!"
 * Cosmo: I love it when you talk tiny to me.
 * Wanda: "Cosmo, you ding-a-ling!"
 * Cosmo: I love it when you talk tiny to me.

Wanda: Wow ! Were Humans, And Look I Got Legs ! That Got to be Shave Ewwwwwww...