Double-Oh Schnozmo!/Quotes


 * Wanda: Cosmo, you got a letter!
 * Cosmo: Ooooh, which one? I, C, 33? Open it, open it!
 * Wanda: Oh no! I mean, comgratulations! You won a thousand million dollars!


 * Timmy: You have a brother? How come I've never met him?
 * Cosmo: Because, Schnozmo's always super busy. He invented Canada, found a cure for spaghetti, and saved the Walla Walla monkeys from extinction!


 * Schnozmo: Why it's great to see you, Cosmo. Almost as great as you getting to see me!


 * Schnozmo: Fingerprints, scanner and an X-ray machine. Wanda, you're beautiful when you don't trust me.
 * Wanda: Then I must be really gorgeous. Now give me back my earrings!
 * Schnozmo: [chuckles and takes Wanda'a earrings from his coat] How'd those get in there?


 * Timmy: Hi, Uncle Schnozmo. I'm-
 * Schnozmo: Now don't tell me, you're Cosmo and Wanda's godchild Lorenzo.
 * Timmy: Timmy.
 * Schnozmo: That's what I said, hello? [knocks on Timmy's head]


 * Schnozmo: The truth is, I'm not just handsome, mild-mannered Schnozmo anymore. You're now looking at super handsome, secret agent Double-oh Schnozmo!


 * Schnozmo: Cosmo, I'm going to ask you a very important question. Do. You. Love. Fairyworld?!
 * Cosmo: Yes! Is that the right answer?


 * Schnozmo: Now, have you ever heard of the evil fiend known as Dr. Maybe?
 * Wanda: No.
 * Timmy: No.
 * Cosmo: Maybe?


 * Schnozmo: Cosmo, I'll need to keep your wand and this jar of pickles and Horacio's TV.


 * Schnozmo: [after Cosmo throws away the ham] Hey, it's raining ham! What a great island!


 * Cosmo: What do you want? You've already taken my trust. And my ham.
 * Schnozmo: Cosmo! You have to help me. I was pretending to be a liar to throw off Dr. Maybe. But he's on to me now.
 * Cosmo: Yay! I knew you were lying when you said you were lying!


 * Cosmo: The evil lair of Dr. Maybe! Neat! Is he here?
 * Timmy/Dr. Maybe: Maybe...
 * Poof: Poof, poof! Miaow, poof!
 * Schnozmo: Two words: You got to be kidding- [he is zapped by Wanda] I mean, we meet again, Dr. Maybe!


 * Schnozmo: I've come for my wand, Dr. Maybe! I bet I'll find it if I dive into this pit of angry alligators. Wait, what?


 * Timmy/Dr. Maybe: Double-Oh Schnozmo! The wand is definitely not hidden behind this vault. If I were you, I wouldn't press this button.
 * Schnozmo: At this point only an idiot would press that button.
 * Cosmo: On it! [presses the button]


 * Jorgen: Hey, where is my wallet? And my earrings? Schnozmoooooo!