A Wish Too Far! (transcript)

I Wish Too Far is a season 1 episode and the 7th episode of season 1. Written by.

Story
ANOTHER BUS RIDE TO SCHOOL...

VROOM!

Timmy: Ohmigosh! It's her! Trixie Tang!

Chester: Aw, jeez here we go again.

Timmy: She's the prettiest girl in the school and today she's gonna sit next to me!

Chester: Oh? What makes today different?

Timmy: Today, she's gonna have a place to sit!

WHACK!

Trixie: Ahem!

Bus Driver: Oh! Sorry! Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely and popular, Trixie Tang!

Timmy: SIGH!

Trixie: Hello, Popular boys.

Veronica: Hey, Trixie!

Trixie: Hello, popular girl, Veronica! Hello, empty bus seat with my picture on it.

Timmy: Darn it! Why doesn't she like me?

Chester: Dude, you're not popular!

A.J.: You see, popularity charts work out like this...rich kids, 58%. Unpopular kids, 27%. Jocks, 20%. Lackeys, 4.9%.

Timmy: That's 99.9%. Where am I on the chart?

A.J.: On "other" with me, Chester and that kid with the boil.

Elmer: He, Trixie!

Trixie: Hello, other empty bus seat.

LUNCH TIME....

Timmy: Uh...hi, guys!

Veronica: Timmy? Guys, I keep glaring at him but he won't leave!

Tad or Chad: Qiuck! Plan B!

UGH! SCRRRAPE!

Veronica: Goodbye!

Timmy: AWWWWWW!

IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY...

Timmy: Oh no! "OUT OF ORDER?" What? "Popular girls!" "Popular boys!"

Body Guard: Whoa, whao! Hang on there, little not-popular boy. See here. You are "other." Access denied!

Timmy: But I really--

Body Guard: Don't blame me. Blame the chart.

AT TIMMY'S HOUSE...

Timmy: I can't believe I'm not popular!

Wanda: Sure you are, Timmy! Your friends love you and so do we! Just look at our chart!

Timmy: 99.9% Timmy...0.1% other? What's the other?

Wanda: Timmy!

Cosmo: See? On our chart you rule, dude!

Timmy: What do these popular kids have that I don't?

Cosmo: Besides the cloths and the looks and the money and stuff?

Timmy: Hey! That's it! You guys coukd give me all those things!

Wanda: I suppose, sweetie, but you'd be making friends for the wrong reasons!

Timmy: So?

Cosmo: Well, you can't beat that logic!

OUTSIDE TIMMY'S HOUSE THE NEXT MORNING...

Ms. Turner: Bye, Timmy!

Timmy: Okay' you guys, my parents are gone! Come on out! We don't have a lot of time before the bus shows up!

Cosmo: Hey, Timmy! You should see the nuts we just--

Timmy: Bus coming. Popularity needed. Move it!

Wanda: You could say, "please"!

Timmy: Fine. Please...get moving! I wish I had popular cloths.

POOF!

Timmy: And I wish I had shades!

POOF!

Timmy: Cool!

Wanda: Uh, Timmy...aren't there two words you'd like to say?

Timmy: Hmmm...oh yeah! How could I forget? Pinky ring!

POOF!

Timmy: There we go.

VROOM!

Wanda: There,s the bus! Well, I guess we're done...

Timmy: Wait! You gotta come with me in case I need some more stuff! I wish you were cool hip- hop medallions!

POOF!

Wanda: Today is gonna last forever.

A.J.: Timmy? Dude, you look positively popular! Where'd you get all this stuff?

Timmy: Internet. Inheritance...I inherited the internet. On Ho!

NNNUDGE!

Timmy: This seat's taken! It's for Trixie!

VAMOOSE!

Elmer: Hi, I'm Elmer! And this is my boil, bob!

Trixie: Timmy Turner?

Veronica: No! It's a trap! No kid could become so popular so quick!

Trixie: Veronica. Get off the trendy, expensive sweater. My Spazmo friend does have a point. You've got the popular clothes. Let's see your popular smile.

Timmy: I wish for shiny teeth! (whispered to Cosmo and Wanda)

TA-DAH!

Trixie: WOW! May I grace you with my presence?

AT SCHOOL...

Timmy: Hey, guys!

Chester: Creep.

Bodyguard or security: Are these two not-popular boys bothering you?

Timmy: No, it's fine. Look, there's a party at my house tonight. I'm popular. You guys come, you get popular. Okay? Super!

Chester: He's moved to the dark side of the chart now.

A.J.: You don't mean...

Chester: I'm afraid so. Elmer. youre the new Timmy.

Elmer: Neat! Can my boil have a hat too?

BACK AT TIMMY'S HOUSE...

Timmy: Hey, about today? It seemed like I got on your nerves with all my wishing.

Wanda: Well, it was the selfish, thoughtless, rude, abrasive was you wished that annoyed us, sweetie.

Timmy: I thought so. That's why I made a list of what i'll need for the party tonight at my mansion!

Cosmo: But, Timmy, you don't have any of these things!

Timmy: That's where you guys come in! Just make the magic, okay?! Party! Balloons! This is great! And now a mansion to put it all in!

FIZZZZLE!

Cosmo and Wanda: HUH?

Timmy: What gives? I'm still in a house!

Cosmo & Wanda: Our wands have been shut off!

ZOINKS! POOF! POOF! POOF!

Timmy: Where am I?

Jorgen: According to article 16, section four, bylaw 732, any child deemed ungrateful must go to fairy court to prove they deserve godparents.

Wanda: Apparently you were so selfish, they don't think you deserve your godparents anymore!

Mayor: Order! Order! The case of the fairies vs. Timmy Turner is now in session.

Timmy: What's going on?

Wanda: You're being sued by fairy world and Jorgen Von Strangle is the prosecutor!

Jorgen: GRRRR!

Cosmo: I want to be the defense attorney!

Wanda: NO!

POOF!

Cosmo: Too late!

Jorgen: Timmy Turner used his godparents in selfish and unappreciative ways. He should be punished to the fullest extent of fairy law, per "Binky the fairy vs. Elliot Kravetz." I call to the stand, Timmy Turner!

Wanda: Cosmo, aren't you going to object?

Cosmo: No way! And miss this? He is gonna get it!

Jorgen: Is it true over the last few days you wished for new clothes, jewels and a new house in order to obtain new friends?

Timmy: Yes.

Jorgen: Ha! Your witness!

Cosmo: Timmy, look now, I'm a fireman! Now, I'm just a simple, fairy-lawyer-fireman, But Jorgen misses the point. There are many redeeming qualities to Timmy! Isn't it tuethat you also wished for new shoes, new sunglasses, a rock band, butlers and shiny teeth?

Timmy: Yes.

Cosmo: What a selfish punk! The defense rests!

Jorgen: One last question. After bestowing all these wonderful things upon you, did you ever once thank your fairy godparents?

Timmy: No. I-I guess I didn't. I should have. Amd i'm really sorry.

Judge: Well, Hhe said he was sorry...

Jorgen: GRRRR!

Judge: Giulty! Timmy Turner, you lose your godparents!

Cosmo and Wanda: WAAAAA!

Timmy: I wish I had let you know how much I appreciated you and love having you as my godparents, but I guess i'm all out of wishes...here. I want you guys to have this.

Jorgen: Time to go home, tiny, ungrateful, earth boy.

ZASH! ZOING!

Timmy: My clothes! They're still cool! And the party gifts! They're stil here! I can still be popular! SIGH!!

Trixie, Veronica, Chester, Tad, etc: HA! HA! YAY!

Timmy: Stop!

Trixie: What happened?

Timmy: Guys, I don't have a mansion or a party or any of that stuff. I just made it up to get you like me.

Trixie: But it worked!

Timmy: Yeah, but I want friends who like me for who I am, not what I have. I'm sorry I didn't figure that out earlier, guys.

Tad: Hey everyone except for Timmy, Chester and A.j, lets have a party in a yacht!

YEAH!

Trixie: Hi...uh...I think it was really sweet the way you stood up for your friends and I had to do this quickly...SMOOCH!

Timmy: WOW! Hey...uh...do you want to stay and hang with us?

Trixie: Are you nuts! There's a party on a yacht! Bye empty bus sit, I mean Tommy!

Timmy: WOW! She remembered my name!

Chester: We'll take you back, dude.

Timmy: Thanks!

Wanda: Does that look like a bad kid to you?

Judge: No, it doesn't. I rule on favor of the defendant! On one condition...

Wanda: The judge saw you stand up to the popular kids and decided to give you another chance!

Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda: YAY!

Cosmo: Didja miss us?

Jorgen: But you were still ungrateful! And for that, you must pay!

POOF!

Timmy: AAAH!

Wanda: Wow. with a boil that big, you aren't doing anything social for a while!

Cosmo: Too bad all this party stuuf has to go to waste...

Timmy: SIGH! Or does it?

LATER...WOW! It sure is nice for Timmy to throw us a party for a change!

Timmy: More tea, Mr. and Mrs. Godparent? OOPS!

Cosmo & Wanda: EWWWW!

Cosmo: Your boil...

Wanda: ...is so big!

Bodyguard: You want I should explain the chart?

Cosmo & Wanda: Yes!!! THE END!

Goof

 * The window beside Timmy's bed is gone.

Trivia

 * First time we see Trixie and Timmy in the title card before.
 * Chester and A.J. were investigating Timmy.
 * This episode partly inspired the intro and climax of the video game.
 * The title of this episode is most likely a parody of Cornelius Ryan's book, A Bridge Too Far (1974), and subsequent movie, A Bridge Too Far (1977), directed by Richard Attenborough. Both the book and the movie chronicled the failed plight of Operation Market-Garden in the later stages of the Second World War.