Denzel Crocker/Quotes


 * " FAIRY GODPARENTS! "
 * "F! F's FOR EVERYONE!"
 * "Good news, Turner, you've taken F to a new level! I'm going to give you A SUPER F!"
 * "Those people would assume it's the work of the hacker..."
 * "If they survive, they're FAIRIES! If they don't, I have TENURE!"
 * "There's only one explanation: Turner must have ignored Tootie's multiple birthday invitations, thus ruining her birthday. Feeling guilty, he impulsively loans her his FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
 * "Is it a D? Is it an E? No! It's Super F!!!"
 * "It's an F-a-palooza!"
 * "Curse this obsolete one month old technology!"
 * "Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to teach!"
 * [Principal Waxelplax has locked everyone inside the classroom] "No! I can't be locked in a room with children! I'm not a people person! I'm barely a person!" [ducks behind his desk] "HELP!"
 * Denzel Crocker: Stupid two bit room! Stupid two bit van! Stupid two bit life! Crocker's Mom: Denzel! Would you like your stupid two bit dessert? I made your stupid two bit favorite!
 * (to Jimmy Neutron) Another reality avoidance costume, eh Turner? Very well. Since you're clearly Timmy Turner, here's your daily F!!" Jimmy: "AHHHHH!! An F!! IT BURNS, Auggggh!!"
 * "Good news children, the F's are in! Mmmm, smell those hot, fresh F's!"
 * "What? This is impossible! A.J. got every answer wrong! This is the kind of grade I would expect to give Turner... who got an A! This has to be the work of... FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
 * "High marks for the Death-to-Turner motif."
 * "Goodnight Mother! I'm off to hunt fairies.....disguised as aliens!"
 * "Excuse me while I hit my head while changing all of Turner's F's to A. OW! A! OW! A! OW! A!"
 * [while high on sugar, extremely fast] "F, F, F, F, F, A for AJ, F! And now I'm off to run a marathon! But first...FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS!"