Wishology!/Quotes


 * Timmy Turner: "Do I have to remind you that you lost your ENTIRE planet to that thing, and YOU read the prophecy!? Now, are you a man or a mouse?!"
 * Mark Chang: [twirls his Fake-i-fier around, taking a mouse form] "Like, squeak?"


 * Vicky: (Crying after Timmy sacrifices himself to the Darkness) "I'll never call him a twerp again!"
 * Mark Chang: [approaching Vicky wrapping his tentacles around her] "There, there Vicky, let me hold you and comfort you and make out with you! [Vicky elbows Mark in his stomach] Ugh, I lack air!"


 * Mark Chang: "Yo, 'Rental units. I like had to come up to pick up a new fake-i-fier because my old one's on the fritz and only turns me into lady's foot wear". [Mark, then, twirls his fake-i-fier and becomes a flat and then a high heel]
 * Queen Jipjorrulac: "Ohh, nice pump."


 * Dark Laser: [pointing to the rocket ship Jorgen poofed up] "That's big. Are you sure you can fly it?"
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: "Does THIS answer your question?" [pushes the rocket's remote control button which launches it without anyone on board
 * Mr. Turner: "Uh, one of us probably should have been on that."
 * Jorgen: "DAGNABIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!"


 * The Darkness: "Return to me now."
 * Head Eliminator: "I will NOT return. You cannot make me." [fires into the Darkness, which makes it cringe]
 * The Darkness: "But I can UNmake you!" [blasts an energy beam at the Eliminator, blowing it apart]


 * The Darkness: "Timmy Turner is NOT to be eliminated."
 * Eliminator One: "Right. TOTALLY clear on that."
 * Eliminator Two: "Timmy Turno NO eliminato."
 * The Darkness: "Search for Timmy Turner and bring him to me!"


 * A.J.: "Timmy, you SAVED us."
 * Chester: "Dude, you TOTALLY rock!"


 * Trixie: "Timmy!!...How's my hair?"
 * Timmy: "Perfect."
 * [Trixie and Timmy kiss]


 * Crowd of Fairies: "Chosen one! Chosen one!"


 * Mark: [flying away from Yugopotamia] "Can like anybody save ussssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????"


 * Cosmo: "Don't touch my weenies! That could be a new catchphrase!"


 * Cosmo: "Must. Eliminate. Weenies."


 * Timmy: "The Darkness is back!" [twitches and faints]


 * Timmy: "Hey Trixie!"
 * Trixie Tang: "AHH! Help me! Police!"


 * Mark: "It says the second wand is on the dark side of the blue moon!"


 * Eliminators: "Eliminate Timmy Turner!"


 * Trixie: "Aliens, yeah right! What's next, Fairies?"


 * Vicky: "Money, money, money!"


 * Timmy: "Get the cash machine [Throws it inside Dark Laser's spaceship] good girl!"


 * Vicky: "May the Forks be with you!" [she gets frozen]


 * Vicky: "FORKS?"
 * Dark Laser: "FLIPSIE!"
 * Crocker: "FAIRIES!!"


 * The Darkness: "Must have Timmy Turner."


 * Cupid: "Look, up in the sky. It's the chosen one! Hi!"


 * Jorgen: "Worst. Chosen one. Ever."


 * Head Eliminator: "You're going down!"
 * Timmy: "Actually, I'm going up!"


 * Vicky: "Not even my cold, dark heart can resist the joy of a baby's smile!"


 * Jorgen: (transformed into Timmy) "Look, I'm Timmy Turner! Look how stupid I am!"


 * Juandissimo: "Wanda, I'm sorry about your loss! Wanna make out?"


 * Timmy: "I. am. not. an. alien!"


 * Crocker: "Don't wipe yourself with a cactus."


 * Wanda: "Cosmo figured out all this?"


 * Turbo Thunder: "What?! I am Turbo Thunder! you cannot vanish me from- [he gets vanished]"


 * Mark: "Trust them! for they live in a sewer!"


 * Mr. Turner: "Very, very bad weenies!"


 * Timmy's friends: "Welcome back, Timmy!"


 * Cupid: The Eliminators are back.




 * Timmy: Then lets see if it can rock and rollerskate.


 * Timmy: Now lets see how he likes my weenies. Not the catchprase I'm looking for but WITH THE WEENIES!!


 * Eliminators: (after being rebuilt with boombox and roller skates) Get Timmy! Get Timmy Turner! Get Timmy Turner! Get Timmy Turner! Get Timmy Turner!


 * Crocker: Tell me you have fairies and we have a deal!
 * TooYube character: I'm Fart Blazer! I'm Fart Blazer! Pull my finger!
 * Kids: "It's Fart Blazer from TooYube!"
 * Vicky: Money! Money! Money!
 * Timmy: Get the cash machine Vicky! Get it girl!
 * Eliminators: GET THE CHOSEN ONE!!
 * Dark Laser: I got blankets, a thermal refuge barrel, some earmuffs and my ex-wifes furr coat.
 * Vicky: Pass me the menu. Help me twerp. You're my only hope.
 * Vicky: HEY! WHAT DO I USE FOR A WEAPON?!!
 * Dark Laser: Here. Use the forks!
 * Crocker: I think it's time for you to chill out with my FAIRY FREEZER! Did I say my fairy freezer? I mean your fairy freezer which looks fabulous on you.
 * Dark Laser: HAH! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWERS OF MY LIGHTSTICK! I mean your lightstick which looks good on you.
 * Vicky: MAY THE FORKS BE WITH AAAHHH!!!
 * Rock Guardian: Who goes there?!! Before this wand you can posses you must pass the chosen test.
 * Timmy's Dad: WHAT DOES IT WANT?!!
 * The Darkness: TIMMY TURNER!!
 * Trixie: Timmy, how's my hair?
 * Timmy Turner: Perfect! YOU WANT ME DARKNESS?!! YOU GOT ME! So long Trixie.
 * Trixie: Timmy!
 * Trixie: He saved us all!
 * Vicky: I'LL NEVER CALL HIM A TWERP AGAIN!
 * Dark Laser: That's big. Are you sure you can fly it?!!
 * Timmy's Dad: WHAT DOES IT WANT?!!
 * The Darkness: TIMMY TURNER!!
 * Trixie: Timmy, how's my hair?
 * Timmy Turner: Perfect! YOU WANT ME DARKNESS?!! YOU GOT ME! So long Trixie.
 * Trixie: Timmy!
 * Trixie: He saved us all!
 * Vicky: I'LL NEVER CALL HIM A TWERP AGAIN!
 * Dark Laser: That's big. Are you sure you can fly it?!!
 * Vicky: I'LL NEVER CALL HIM A TWERP AGAIN!
 * Dark Laser: That's big. Are you sure you can fly it?!!
 * Dark Laser: That's big. Are you sure you can fly it?!!


 * Timmy: Stop! If you fire he'll absorb the weapons and use it against you!
 * MERF Agent: What do you know? You're just a kid without any hair on your body.
 * MERF Agent: Okay. If you say so and FIRE!!
 * Destructinator: The chosen one had fled his world and with magic there's nothing stopping me from making it my world!
 * Robofied humans: We're at your command oh great streetsweeper of doom!
 * Destructionator: From now on call me the Destructinator! Muahahahaha!!
 * Turbo Timmy: Hey! You haven't seen a world full of imprisoned fairies that could use some magic, have you?
 * Destructinator: I wish you had giant ears!
 * Turbo Timmy: But now you shall taste the thunderarm fury of my Thunder pits!!
 * Destructinator: I cannot be stopped. Thanks to you I have magic, I have destructopits and I have all the power in the universe!
 * Hugginator: Must hug Timmy Turner!
 * Turbo Timmy: The Darkness wasn't looking for trouble in the universe. It was looking for friends.
 * Yellowness: Friends.
 * Timmy: And finally the best kiss ever.
 * Cosmo: Just kidding. AAaahhhhh! Brain Freeze!!!!


 * Cosmo: What happens if we break wind? (farts and it becomes encased in a bubble)


 * Wanda: Do not pop that bubble.